Most in need of sedation/psychiatric intervention?

There are many of us barely able to contain our insanity on this forum. Ever since the advent of the "Bitchy" thread and the "Bollocks" thread, things have been growing steadily more mental. BCD HAS actually become a giant online asylum for New Order fans, discussion of most things has been replaced by friendly abuse and all round hilarity.

But's who's most to blame? Who IS the twisted firestarter? you have an elephant tranq gun and one round.....who do you shoot in an attempt to get the ambient Sillyon[1] count down to managable levels again.

[1] the sillyon is the fundamental particle of sillyness and stupidity, if a lot of people are silly in one place, a charge builds up making it harder for anyone to be anything BUT silly. It's simmilar in that respect to the "Partyon", a particle emitted by people rioting and having good times...that's why some buildings are just awesome venues, they've been charged.

I'm just flattered to have been included in the nominees!

But i think we all should remain mad.No need for that tranquilizer

Well, no clues for who I voted for...

We're not insane.

We're individuals.

tricky Q that Sam.

Actually I WAS gonna put you in, but you're not usually a tone lowerer or spouter of total insanity like most of the above :)

Lick.

Steve Campbell wrote:

trick Q that Sam.

Actually I WAS gonna put you in, but you're not usually a tone lowerer of spouter of total insanity like most of the above :)

Thanks Steve. I'm not sure if that's good or bad

I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

Sam's a dominatrix, and you're afraid to say that she needs help to control herself.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Steve I voted ME cause I thought it was ME and not YOU dammit. Now who are the 2 fookers who voted for NObabe?

Steve Campbell wrote:

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Are you offering yourelf?

:moon:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Steve, you really know how to spoil a woman... Actually, I'm having a ban on chocolate until I am Swiss bound, then I am going to overdose on the stuff. Swiss chocolate....

You can send me some of that live Propaganda stuff if you want...

NObabe wrote: Steve I voted ME cause I thought it was ME and not YOU dammit. Now who are the 2 fookers who voted for NObabe?

ya daft bint, sorry i didn't vote for you now. I don't seem able to edit the poll either :(

so I can't put "me, (as in Steve, maya you insane commie)

EDIT: Sam you have mail :)

I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Christopher Owens wrote: I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Look, I'm perfectly secure in my (notional) straightness, I feel no urge to jump and shout "I am not a brown star astronomer" every time someone makes a slight. And am sure such pooves as do frequent this site tire of it yet more readily.

in closing. Fuck YEE! :D

78681 wrote: actually...Rocket Mick is mad as a fucking hatter...

but I like him that way!

Just as well really, his reaction to an elephant tranq is almost certainly going to be to order a beer chaser for it.

The ROCKET is fuelled and on the launch pad

Steve Campbell wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Look, I'm perfectly secure in my (notional) straightness, I feel no urge to jump and shout "I am not a brown star astronomer" every time someone makes a slight. And am sure such pooves as do frequent this site tire of it yet more readily.

in closing. Fuck YEE! :D

In NI terminology:

Aye, yer ma.

I think that's the first time that phrase has been used correctly heere :)

All of the above formentioned nutjobs qualify in my book...Where is the "all of you" option?

I win!!

Don't be TOO sure, the NOOLers with lives wont be posting til tomorrow.

Steve Campbell wrote: Don't be TOO sure, the NOOLers with lives wont be posting til tomorrow.

Hey everybody, I'm here!......

HMMMM, that statement kinda invalidates itself. :)

Poor little Maya, she's screeching into the lead.

BTW, your blog.....that comedy character you discus.....FUCKING PRICELESS!

Steve/Rocket Mick is that off-the-rocker vagrant in the decomposing cardigan, shredded duster, and potato sack pants who jumps you on the corner yelling something about how the world runs on rosehip and Boron peach cocktails, compressed Chinese newspapers from the 1940s, and the split ends of deliquent Japanese school children- and how when we die, everyone ascends perpendicularly to the great Northern Soul danceclub in the horizon.

At first you stare and maybe run off screaming, but later on in the dead of night you lay in bed awake wondering if they're the ones who got it right all along.

I voted "Me", though I'm not sure whether Me is actually me or you.

Hannett of the Apes wrote: Steve/Rocket Mick is that off-the-rocker vagrant in the decomposing cardigan, shredded duster, and potato sack pants who jumps you on the corner yelling something about how the world runs on rosehip and Boron peach cocktails, compressed Chinese newspapers from the 1940s, and the split ends of deliquent Japanese school children- and how when we die, everyone ascends perpendicularly to the great Northern Soul danceclub in the horizon.

At first you stare and maybe run off screaming, but later on in the dead of night you lay in bed awake wondering if they're the ones who got it right all along.

I may add that to my CV (resume for you yankies)....obviously I'll remove the reference to Mick, if they think I know him they may think I'm a bit weird.

Ben, go and stand at the back with Maya. Me means ME.

I suppose it's my fault, but I thought referring to myself in the third person might heisenberg the vote.

Steve Campbell wrote: Ben, go and stand at the back with Maya.

I'd stand with Maya anywhere.

Steve Campbell wrote: Me means ME.

So it's ME then.

Ben wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Ben, go and stand at the back with Maya.

I'd stand with Maya anywhere.

Steve Campbell wrote: Me means ME.

So it's ME then.

All i can see in my mind right now is that "fire safety bear" in the simpsons..."you pressed YOU, referring to ME, the correct answer is ME, referring to you".

ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGH if I could edit the poll i would :)

I wouldn't vote for you to take a Depot injection Steve;

I think you are very entertaining, and although slightly nuts, you don't start attacking people or get nasty and you always apologise or back off if you say something that upsets someone... which is very admirable!

Unlike some other NOOLers which I shan't mention as I don't want to start a war!

CUNT!

Sorry bout that :)

Poor ickle Maya, everyone thinks she's off 'er loaf.

I think it's sweet, if astonishing, that no one's voted for the Rocket or diggy Mike. DMB's bollox talking is truly world class, I mean really, he's a national treasure, (or will be when being a nutter becomes an olympic event). And MICK's posts have a svengali like influence on me, every time i read one, despite, as ever only tenuously grasping the message being beamed back from The Rocket's current orbit, I feel a burning urge to say or do something very silly, preferable to or in front of people who diapprove of silliness.

Steve Campbell wrote: CUNT!

Sorry bout that :)

Poor ickle Maya, everyone thinks she's off 'er loaf.

Higher post counts aren't necessarily a sign of losing the plot... but Steve mate, your post count has exploded recently... what's going on...? Has Spotnick took you hostage and ducktaped you to a PC?

Congrats on breaking the 2K barrier!!!!

CAMPBELL?!!!!

WHERE THE CHUFFING HELL IS MY MO FO NAME?

(Capital letters mean i'm shouting).

Jem, it's like this, it was a tossup....would you hit me harder for including you or NOT including you...seems i guessed wrong. Besides, i didn;t want to be accused of operating a casting couch :D

Craig's, mate, I've seen it too....I wonder if spotty can graph stuff like that. I always posted copiously and numerously, but would so so only for a day or two....then fook off for 3 months. I suspect this recent permenamt moving in has been down to 3 factors.

1. it all kicked off the moment I decided to do the apollo I think. 80% respsonsible (the gig that is)
2. Meeting all the nutters made me realise I really was in the short of conmpany I thought I had been.15% respsonsible
3. I found out the NOOLettes are all foxes :D 5% responsible...it's always good to know ya might just, one day, get a peck on the cheek from the likes of Jem or maya or Sam or or or or. (think muttley with a fresh medal)

NOOL's leading proud American right-wing conservative/superstar DJ escapes nomination!

...though I'd happily relieve you of a handful of Percocet if you've got any extra.

P.S. I vote "Other" in honor of my beloved departed Martin the Martian.

That's SO FUCKING TRIPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 about ten mins ago, I flicked back to the earliest page of BCD, to confirm my suspicion that I've dragged it into the gutter ably assisted by "mein henchenbitchen" of course (suspicion confirmed).....BUT, the very first thread i read was.....none other than our Dear Martian.......discussing how he was about to be interviews for being a fucking nut job who hated everything. Bless.

But how odd, you're watching my computer and tryin to freak me.

Steve Campbell wrote: But how odd, you're watching my computer and tryin to freak me.

Look deeply into the eyes of Frylock...

Steve Campbell wrote: "mein henchenbitchen"

Steve, can I have your permission to use that phrase when I go Swiss bound, just to see what reaction I get?

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy snappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gwerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sictseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten. -- anonymous

Sadly "mein henchenbitchen" is merely an extension :)

You're MORE than welcome to use it :)

I've voted! :D No, Steve, it wasn't before you ask!

Steve Campbell wrote: ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy snappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gwerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sictseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten. -- anonymous

Sadly "mein henchenbitchen" is merely an extension :)

You're MORE than welcome to use it :)

Steve, you're so fluent!

it's nicked :)

You're all as mad as CHEESE! If you weren't,I wouldn't be on till 2/3 o'clock every night.

Can we just clarify how many of you clicked "me" thinking it meant themselves here?

(not that I'm becomming terrifically paranoid or anything :) )

Steve Campbell wrote: Can we just clarify how many of you clicked "me" thinking it meant themselves here?

(not that I'm becomming terrifically paranoid or anything :) )

i did, but i'm much calmer now. i think my me can now mean you.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Can we just clarify how many of you clicked "me" thinking it meant themselves here?

(not that I'm becomming terrifically paranoid or anything :) )

i did, but i'm much calmer now. i think my me can now mean you.