Most in need of sedation/psychiatric intervention?

There are many of us barely able to contain our insanity on this forum. Ever since the advent of the "Bitchy" thread and the "Bollocks" thread, things have been growing steadily more mental. BCD HAS actually become a giant online asylum for New Order fans, discussion of most things has been replaced by friendly abuse and all round hilarity.

But's who's most to blame? Who IS the twisted firestarter? you have an elephant tranq gun and one round.....who do you shoot in an attempt to get the ambient Sillyon[1] count down to managable levels again.

[1] the sillyon is the fundamental particle of sillyness and stupidity, if a lot of people are silly in one place, a charge builds up making it harder for anyone to be anything BUT silly. It's simmilar in that respect to the "Partyon", a particle emitted by people rioting and having good times...that's why some buildings are just awesome venues, they've been charged.

I'm just flattered to have been included in the nominees!

But i think we all should remain mad.No need for that tranquilizer

Well, no clues for who I voted for...

We're not insane.

We're individuals.

tricky Q that Sam.

Actually I WAS gonna put you in, but you're not usually a tone lowerer or spouter of total insanity like most of the above :)

Lick.

Steve Campbell wrote:

trick Q that Sam.

Actually I WAS gonna put you in, but you're not usually a tone lowerer of spouter of total insanity like most of the above :)

Thanks Steve. I'm not sure if that's good or bad

I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

Sam's a dominatrix, and you're afraid to say that she needs help to control herself.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Steve I voted ME cause I thought it was ME and not YOU dammit. Now who are the 2 fookers who voted for NObabe?

Steve Campbell wrote:

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Are you offering yourelf?

:moon:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I do not need to suck up to Sam, she already thinks I'm fookin great, dontya Sam?

Errrrr....yes! Of course! :D

:moon: Owens!

Milk Tray Or Terry's All Gold, Sam?

(why do i just KNOW i'm about to get a lecture on not offering cheap common chocs to a "lady of Stoke".)

Steve, you really know how to spoil a woman... Actually, I'm having a ban on chocolate until I am Swiss bound, then I am going to overdose on the stuff. Swiss chocolate....

You can send me some of that live Propaganda stuff if you want...

NObabe wrote: Steve I voted ME cause I thought it was ME and not YOU dammit. Now who are the 2 fookers who voted for NObabe?

ya daft bint, sorry i didn't vote for you now. I don't seem able to edit the poll either :(

so I can't put "me, (as in Steve, maya you insane commie)

EDIT: Sam you have mail :)

I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Christopher Owens wrote: I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Look, I'm perfectly secure in my (notional) straightness, I feel no urge to jump and shout "I am not a brown star astronomer" every time someone makes a slight. And am sure such pooves as do frequent this site tire of it yet more readily.

in closing. Fuck YEE! :D

78681 wrote: actually...Rocket Mick is mad as a fucking hatter...

but I like him that way!

Just as well really, his reaction to an elephant tranq is almost certainly going to be to order a beer chaser for it.

The ROCKET is fuelled and on the launch pad

Steve Campbell wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: I noticed both of you haven't replied to my theory.......

So Steve's into the kinky stuff.

Look, I'm perfectly secure in my (notional) straightness, I feel no urge to jump and shout "I am not a brown star astronomer" every time someone makes a slight. And am sure such pooves as do frequent this site tire of it yet more readily.

in closing. Fuck YEE! :D

In NI terminology:

Aye, yer ma.

I think that's the first time that phrase has been used correctly heere :)

All of the above formentioned nutjobs qualify in my book...Where is the "all of you" option?

I win!!

Don't be TOO sure, the NOOLers with lives wont be posting til tomorrow.

Steve Campbell wrote: Don't be TOO sure, the NOOLers with lives wont be posting til tomorrow.

Hey everybody, I'm here!......

HMMMM, that statement kinda invalidates itself. :)

Poor little Maya, she's screeching into the lead.

BTW, your blog.....that comedy character you discus.....FUCKING PRICELESS!

Steve/Rocket Mick is that off-the-rocker vagrant in the decomposing cardigan, shredded duster, and potato sack pants who jumps you on the corner yelling something about how the world runs on rosehip and Boron peach cocktails, compressed Chinese newspapers from the 1940s, and the split ends of deliquent Japanese school children- and how when we die, everyone ascends perpendicularly to the great Northern Soul danceclub in the horizon.

At first you stare and maybe run off screaming, but later on in the dead of night you lay in bed awake wondering if they're the ones who got it right all along.

I voted "Me", though I'm not sure whether Me is actually me or you.

Hannett of the Apes wrote: Steve/Rocket Mick is that off-the-rocker vagrant in the decomposing cardigan, shredded duster, and potato sack pants who jumps you on the corner yelling something about how the world runs on rosehip and Boron peach cocktails, compressed Chinese newspapers from the 1940s, and the split ends of deliquent Japanese school children- and how when we die, everyone ascends perpendicularly to the great Northern Soul danceclub in the horizon.

At first you stare and maybe run off screaming, but later on in the dead of night you lay in bed awake wondering if they're the ones who got it right all along.

I may add that to my CV (resume for you yankies)....obviously I'll remove the reference to Mick, if they think I know him they may think I'm a bit weird.

Ben, go and stand at the back with Maya. Me means ME.

I suppose it's my fault, but I thought referring to myself in the third person might heisenberg the vote.