Power Point Presentation-Portsmouth-Sponsored By Barney's Angels

I done it, i done it, i done it.

Started the day of with a curly, 70's flick,Barney's Angels hair look, more becuase of lack of time, rather than trying to look like Madonna :)

Got to Portsmouth and had to deliver infront of 40 people, politicians, heads of service, well scared, thought it would only be 10, so well wanted to cry and walk out. Still, as soon as i saw my presentation up on the screen, front page title, with my name, and BA proudly after (Barney's Angels), i soon found the courage from somewhere.

I started the presentation with a joke, fuck knows where it came from-hanging round Steve Campbell for too long:) I steamed through it, and although nervous as fuck pulled off a blinder. On each page of my presentation, in the bottom right hand corner i had the following initials: DM (Digital Mike), SC (Steve Campbell), MJ (Missy Jem), SC (Samantah Chapman)= all the people who have inspired me recently, supported me and made me laugh.

I managed to drop the following NO/JD songs into my presentation also:

When routine bites hard- LWTUA

Every day my confusion grows-BLT

How does it feel- Blue Monday

Same old story- Ceromony.

As silly as all the above seemed yesterdy, Mr Steve Campbell, the above challenge really focused me, and where my nerves were shot to bits, i pulled off a spectacular performance.

You'd have been so proud!

The best bit though............... i even managed to drop Tesco's in the presentation somewhere

Good day's work. I done us proud ,and had a few good drinks after, missed my train home:( back to the pub,now safely back in London!

BONZETTE'S BACK IN TOWN BONZETTE'S BACK IN TOWN DA DER DA DA DA DA DAEERR DAR

OK I've read it now. madam my heart swells with joy and pride.

You truly are an exceptionally silly bastard, have a flower

it's amazing isn;t how inner silliness gives you strength...if you can just force yourself into daft-mode you can get through anything. Let's face it...it's How New Order have coped all these years :D

Did you have the initials done so they looked printers registration marks?

Back when i was actually AT work, we took important calls for which we were highly trained, but because we were also in at night we got all the moronic sales calls and stuff normally handled by the failed hairdressers during the day. on any unrecorded call we would play the word game.... we'd all write down a huge list of words, and then go through them as calls came in, working them. My best effort ever which didn't even register on the poor chmoe on the other end was "good mall rats thank you for calling....."

All the shit I've done in my life and I pull up "tales from the call centre"

Steve Campbell wrote: BONZETTE'S BACK IN TOWN BONZETTE'S BACK IN TOWN DA DER DA DA DA DA DAEERR DAR

I missed you guys, sadly. Sam tells me there's an idea in the pipe line for Barney's Angels?

Sounds all good to me batman!

I think we need to make Steve 'King of the Angels'. :D

Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

Steve Campbell wrote: OK I've read it now. madam my heart swells with joy and pride.

You truly are an exceptionally silly bastard, have a flower

it's amazing isn;t how inner silliness gives you strength...if you can just force yourself into daft-mode you can get through anything. Let's face it...it's How New Order have coped all these years :D

Did you have the initials done so they looked printers registration marks?

They were disguised well, but so that they were visable and i could think of you guys taking the piss out of me while i was stood with all these people thinking..."what the fuck do i know/" As it happens young Steve, i know a little quite a bit:D

Gave me loads of confidence and was quite proud i dropped the NO/JD lyrics into it. Tesco's was a blinder though, only thought of it at the last min.

I'm glad you made it out of the PP presentation alive! :D See, all this craziness here really does help in the offline world.

Samantha Chapman wrote: Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

We need a goog wedding round here! Just changed it. Sorry-well tired.

Got your e-mail. Will respond in morn.

Wino wrote: I think we need to make Steve 'King of the Angels'. :D

You're not wrong. Don't want it to go to his head though-surronded by all these fit women:D

Aaahhh, good old Tesco. DMB will be SO proud of you!!!! Go get some sleep!

Bonzette wrote: "what the fuck do i know/" As it happens young Steve, i know a little quite a bit:D

this is all cos I gave you a vaguely patronising nudge about posting pics isn't it? I DID say it confused everyone including me!

fuckin hell, remind me not to run over your dog :D

msh wrote: I'm glad you made it out of the PP presentation alive! :D See, all this craziness here really does help in the offline world.

As crap as it sounds-it really worked for me today. There was something rather funny about being sneaky

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: I think we need to make Steve 'King of the Angels'. :D

You're not wrong. Don't want it to go to his head though-surronded by all these fit women:D

Eerrr, I don't think you had better include me in that statement!

When's the U.S tour and how much are tickets?

'ere Bonzete,can you draw?

9and don;t say "yes, crowds of men"

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

We need a goog wedding round here! Just changed it. Sorry-well tired.

Got your e-mail. Will respond in morn.

Nah, it wouldn't work with Steve and I. He knows jack shit about footy

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: I think we need to make Steve 'King of the Angels'. :D

You're not wrong. Don't want it to go to his head though-surronded by all these fit women:D

Eerrr, I don't think you had better include me in that statement!

Stow that nonsense both of you. Wino, nowt wrong with you love :) Bonzette.....the mere existence of all you guys has been such a shock that I am genuinely giddy with glee.

I'm still as foul as ever, so I doubt i'll be getting jumped come NOOLday.....but i DO enjoy the company of fine ladies, and the bunch I've met here are among the very finest I've ever encountered. Actually the thought of standing with all you lot and you raising a glass to me turns me bright red just sitting here, I suspect were it to reall happen....well does "china syndrome" mean owt to ya? (I suppose since we're in the UK it'd be Australia syndrome). And any hugging and cheek kissing and I'll hide under my cosole and not come out.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

We need a goog wedding round here! Just changed it. Sorry-well tired.

Got your e-mail. Will respond in morn.

Nah, it wouldn't work with Steve and I. He knows jack shit about footy

A shame really apart from that we'd do OK....i mean can you imagine "turn that crap down" being yelled in our hypothetical household?

And I did agree to sign up as an honourary stoke city fan :) (mainly to help Fradley hang on to his flag bless the poor dear, needs all the help he can get)

However I think you know who my dreamgirl is these days. As long as she keeps talking and I keep laughing I feel i will want for nothing in life :D

Steve Campbell wrote: 'ere Bonzete,can you draw?

9and don;t say "yes, crowds of men"

No can't draw!

As for men-maybe after that face transplant i was talking about the other day:D Can't pull a paper bag at the moment. Still good job i'm happy on me tod!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

We need a goog wedding round here! Just changed it. Sorry-well tired.

Got your e-mail. Will respond in morn.

Nah, it wouldn't work with Steve and I. He knows jack shit about footy

A shame really apart from that we'd do OK....i mean can you imagine "turn that crap down" being yelled in our hypothetical household?

Your in love, your in love! How cute. So, we don't even get a hug from the Baney's Angels founder. That is so WRONG!

And I did agree to sign up as an honourary stoke city fan :) (mainly to help Fradley hang on to his flag bless the poor dear, needs all the help he can get)

However I think you know who my dreamgirl is these days. As long as she keeps talking and I keep laughing I feel i will want for nothing in life :D

As founder of Barney's Angels we should all get a hug, otherwise that is so WRONG Mr Campbell!

Ah, how sweet. Thanks Steve; I feel much better now! :D

Bonzette wrote: I done it, i done it, i done it.

Started the day of with a curly, 70's flick,Barney's Angels hair look, more becuase of lack of time rather than trying to look like Madonna :)

Got to Portsmouth and had to deliver infront of 40 people, politicians, heads of service, well scared, thought it would only be 10 so well wanted to cry and walk out. Still, as soom as i saw my presentation up on the screen, front page title, with my name, and after BA (Barney's Angels), i soon found the courage from somewhere. I started the presentation with a joke, fuck knows where it came from-hanging round Steve Campbell for too long:) I steamed through it, and although nervous as fuck pulled off a blinder. On each page in the bottom right hand corner i had the following initials: DM (Digital Mike), SC (Steve Campbell), MJ (Missy Jem), SC (Samantah Chapman all= the people who have inspired me recently, supported me and made me laugh.

I managed to drop the following NO/JD songs into my presentation also:

When routine bites hard- LWTUA

Every day my confusion grows-BLT

How does it feel- Blue Monday

Same old story- Ceromony.

As silly as all the above seemed yesterdya Mr Steve Campbell, the above challenge really focused me and where my nerves were shot to bits, i pulled of a spectacular performance.

You'd have been so proud!

The best bit though............... i even managed to drop Tesco's in the presentation somewhere

Good day's work. I done us proud and had a few good drinks after, missed my train home:( now safely back in London!

Well done hats off,your a hero ..You must be a right tinker,pulling that off..love that! :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Hold on....Samantha Campbell? (Who?)

Steve have we got hitched and you haven't told me?

Bonzette, welcome home and well done

We need a goog wedding round here! Just changed it. Sorry-well tired.

Got your e-mail. Will respond in morn.

Nah, it wouldn't work with Steve and I. He knows jack shit about footy

A shame really apart from that we'd do OK....i mean can you imagine "turn that crap down" being yelled in our hypothetical household?

And I did agree to sign up as an honourary stoke city fan :) (mainly to help Fradley hang on to his flag bless the poor dear, needs all the help he can get)

However I think you know who my dreamgirl is these days. As long as she keeps talking and I keep laughing I feel i will want for nothing in life :D

No, it would be more like 'turn it up!'

And yes, you did agree to sign up as an honourary Stoke fan.

But you're 'in shock and in awe' of another and I accept that.

Anyway, I'm hoping to meet a nice Swiss bloke who will show me his, erm, Alpine horn (no sniggering at the back, PLEASE!)

"In love" is a LITTLE strong :D

"in shock and awe of" would be much closer to the truth.

but ladies, I will try to accept deal with this...the sudden influx of female attention will just be utterly alien to me.

Besides, by NOOLday Jem will have come to her senses and told me to fook off, Maybe I should hold a bachelor auction

"3 odd socks and a dog chewed slipper" "going once, going twice, sold"

Steve Campbell wrote: "In love" is a LITTLE strong :D

"in shock and awe of" would be much closer to the truth.

OK, I'll go back and edit...

EDIT: Consider it edited :D

Thanks, but it's a touch Orwellian.....next time leave it and accept the correction :D

Besides.... a year from now u may be right

sorry, I always get the oddest looks when people ask me what i think the scariest film is and I say "1984".

Steve Campbell wrote: Thanks, but it's a touch Orwellian.....next time leave it and accept the correction :D

Besides.... a year from now u may be right

sorry, I always get the oddest looks when people ask me what i think the scariest film is and I say "1984".

Fantastic book! Orwell is wonderful. One of my favourite writers

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Thanks, but it's a touch Orwellian.....next time leave it and accept the correction :D

Besides.... a year from now u may be right

sorry, I always get the oddest looks when people ask me what i think the scariest film is and I say "1984".

Fantastic book! Orwell is wonderful. One of my favourite writers

And a BRILLIANT duck