my begging letter to Tony Blair

Was a little bored this morning, so i decided i'm gonna start my movement to get Patrick Stewart his much diserved knighthood. so i've sent a letter to tony blair this morning 1st class and here it is. i'm thinking of sending one to the queen, but not too sure how one would write to one with the correct grammer she expects etc. i failed english at G.c.s.e.

anyway heres my letter, fingers crossed it works.

                                         Noel Breaks
                                         Isle Of Eriska
                                         Oban
                                         Argyll
                                         PA37 1SD

Dear Prime Minister Do you mind if I call you Tony during this letter? I was reading an interview about Sir Ian Mckellen and it said that the Right Honourable former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher put in a request with the Queen to grant him his Knighthood as one of her last acts as prime minister, and I was wondering if you’d do the same for Patrick Stewart, who I personally think has been overlooked for far too long.

His work on Star Trek: The Next Generation should guarantee him one alone, I don’t know if you’re a fan Tony but I am , as are millions of people around the world also his body of stage work is impressive too, with the RSC and solo shows as well as other productions. He's in London now doing 'A Christmas Carol' maybe you should catch it to see him in action. I for one am looking forward to see him ‘treading the boards’ as they say next year.

He always seems to get overlooked for everything, awards, recognition,just general respect of the free world…..come on Mr Blair we can stop this now and make a difference

If you can help, I’ll break my no vote policy of life and vote Labour. That’s a promise

Anyhow I won’t waste anymore of your secretary’s time reading this letter

Yours sincerely

Noel Breaks

P.S. if her Majesty has got this in the pipeline then please disregard this letter.

Emphasize the RSC work over the ST:TNG work and you may be onto a winner...

i thought the vote labour bit should swing it.

Maybe.... but I can hear the secretary spluttering her tea in laughter from here, as maybe they've heard this bribe before...

I think that you should also mention that he is the Chancellor of Huddersfield University (where I attend) and he really does take an active roll in promoting the whole education stuff. He even attends the graduation ceremonies and gives acting workshops when he can find the time. A truly top bloke.

lucyjane wrote: I think that you should also mention that he is the Chancellor of Huddersfield University (where I attend) and he really does take an active roll in promoting the whole education stuff. He even attends the graduation ceremonies and gives acting workshops when he can find the time. A truly top bloke.

I've sent the letter now, but if i get a reply i could put his Chancellor duties in my follow up lobbying process.

Patrick Stewart -keeping it local,keeping it real!

Just when I was starting to think the women round here had all the daftness sown up.

Well done sir. reckon he'll go for it cos it's the only letter he'll have go that day that doesn't call him a cnut.

I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in many a year, but he was the best goddamn guest host I can remember.

Add this:

P.S. Patrick Stuart is one funny motherfucker.

Patrick Stewart is well overdue for some kind of salute to his wonder!

Oh, hey there Melly NoSpice. Um, whassup?

Ahoy there, yourself :)

Not much here, aside from too many support tickets to clear before I get lunch. People need to read the manual, so to speak. *starts deleting the more obviously stupid ones*:evil:

'Scuse me Elizabeth Two,Patrick Stewart...OBE... MAKE IT SO !!

Fuck Patrick Stewart - I should get a knighthood for services to you cunts!

oldmonkey wrote: Fuck Patrick Stewart - I should get a knighthood for services to you cunts!

I sent him an e-card saying 'Make Poverty History'.

lucyjane wrote: I think that you should also mention that he is the Chancellor of Huddersfield University (where I attend) and he really does take an active roll in promoting the whole education stuff. He even attends the graduation ceremonies and gives acting workshops when he can find the time. A truly top bloke.

Allegedly a Town fan also, can you forgive him this ?

Fuckin Sir murray Walker I say. Don;t do it after he's gone...let him hear Sterling moss call him "Sir Murray" FFS.

Steve Campbell wrote: Fuckin Sir murray Walker I say. Don;t do it after he's gone...let him hear Sterling moss call him "Sir Murray" FFS.

good call!

Patrick Stewart - good call. A fine ambassador for the UK. Where does he live (ie where does he pay tax)? If he's permanently based in America he's got less of a chance.

Can't think of one thing that Walker has done for this country though. He was a shit commentator who dominated the fine sport of F1 by sheer longevity rather than merit. His supposed celebrity masked several better comentating talents. Like the emperor's new clothes, everyone in influence was scared to admit that "the voice of motor sport" was, in fact, crap at his job. I bet most viewers were over the moon when he was finally sacked, err retired. I love F1, but I often used to watch with the sound off when his nasal, no-nothing wine, inanae chatter and "yellow Ferrari" gaffes got too much to bear. As if that wasn't bad enough - he used to be in advertising.

you;re free to enjoy James Allen, personally I'd rather have my toenails pulled out to the root and bleach poured on the wound.

Murray may have been wrong about a lot of things, but at least he liked F1 and at least he watched the race he was commentating on. I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing a car smash into the wall or pull off to the side without that little cocksucker even pausing for breath in his riveting and relevent story about the new gas stove rubens barrichello bought jean todt for his holidays.....or where Ralf schumacher's wife buys her sex toys. Tired of watching the screen with a whole room full of people shouting "what's the yellow flag for you shite eating pigfucker...if the monitors are too comlicated..look out the window"

At least Murray would stop and scream incoherently until his co-comentator worked out what was goin on. james talks OVER Martin Brundle, the ACTUAL finest F1 commentator there has ever been. How fucking DARE he.

betweem the arcade mode assists and the gay tracks and the loss of murray ( more accurately the gaining of Allen...put charlie cox in there with Brundle, that'll be perfection), and ferrari getting the rules re-written to suit them, then the rules being re-written again to fuck them....it's all getting dull.

Bring on the Gp masters :D

Steve Campbell wrote: ...Martin Brundle, the ACTUAL finest F1 commentator there has ever been. How fucking DARE he...

and ferrari getting the rules re-written to suit them, then the rules being re-written again to fuck them....it's all getting dull.

Two good points there.

Walker used to interupt, talk over and generally ignore Brundle week in week out, and that was the thing I disliked about him the most. Can't say I agree that it's right to miss Walker because his replacement is not much cop either. Allen is obviously one of the few people who respected Walker, and feels that the sport would be poorer without some other dick taking over and being just as pompous and bad.

They should bring back James Hunt

Amen!

BIGINOIL wrote: Patrick Stewart - good call. A fine ambassador for the UK. Where does he live (ie where does he pay tax)? If he's permanently based in America he's got less of a chance.

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He permenantly lives in the Uk now ,in skipton i do believe.

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

He permenantly lives in the Uk now ,in skipton i do believe.

Well I think you are aiming a little low with a knighthood.

Sadly the Pope is not a trekker, knighthood's the best we can hope for :(

The Mayor of Aberdeen is a Trekky. In fact, in light of his recent acts, he's been made President of the Star Treck Fanclub. He got official recognition that Scotty was from Aberdeen, ending years of debate and rivalry. He's not planning a monument for Union St and, brilliantly, he's written to NASA to ask for a rocket that they don't need any more. He's talking about a museum and everything, what a man!

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

He permenantly lives in the Uk now ,in skipton i do believe.

yeah ? ,well shut up and go and suck his dick in fuckin skipton then ,yer poof

Johnny, don't you mean go and suck his OBEo?

Oboe? OBE? Geddit?

As in, you know, pink oboe?

I'll get my coat.