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anyone seen this advert?
It suggests a guy that drinks this product has a more powerful erection coz he hasnt got alcohol in him.
That may be true.
But over half the girls I've fucked was BECAUSE I had alcohol in me. Just the way that it goes?
Work that one out?
Barney Army wrote:
you have terrible trouble with beer goggles and drinkers droop
but it's STILl better than drinking beer with no purpose.
if you wanna LOOK the part and don't drink..pints of readbull...AND you'll be the craziest cunt there by closing time.
alcohol less beer, caffeineless coffee nutritionless foods for fat cunt, salt free fucking salt, 5% fat free lard.
the human race is pissing it's talents away you know.
Bah, it's like the commercial world is trying to take all the fun out of everything with all these -less drinks. I don't want guys on the pull who are just tanked up on life as it's not as funny!
I demand only guys that are retardedly spent on his liqour and willing to shag a bedpost if there's a notch! 
Don't steal my humor away. :(
IF we;d met when I was about 25....oh boy. you'd have stalked me for material. One[1] shag a year later and I stopped being 14 :D
Alcohol can be a good thing tho, it can in just the correct amounts, deaden the nob without calling in the melty man. A good thing for all concerned.
[1]poetic license. it was several months of positively rabbitlike behaviour.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
you have terrible trouble with beer goggles and drinkers droop
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Nah, I have drinkers goggles and beer droop.
umm, hang on, that doesnt work does it?
Ronald Kirsch wrote: alchohol free beer, caffine free coffee, what's the point i might as well drink water.
that's the fooking spirit...what's the use of drinking beer if it's not got that kick???
fuckin right though innit?
My best relationships have blossomed from me being wankered.
And gave her a right good rogering with more beer in me body than blood.
Jeremy Irons has got fuck all on me.
This Charming Man :\ohwell:
78681 wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: alchohol free beer, caffine free coffee, what's the point i might as well drink water.
that's the fooking spirit...what's the use of drinking beer if it's not got that kick???
So bloody true....well it seems that lager without alcohol seems to render the point of calling it Cobra beer pretty fooking stupid!!!
Ronald Kirsch wrote: alchohol free beer, caffine free coffee, what's the point i might as well drink water.
Water's what I drink, and you don't see me pulling any birds... Hmmm.
Actually....as you may imagine NI is a bit over-specced on dickhead religious type. Several times when friends and I have been enjoying a quiet bottle of cider, and been accosted by these roaming annoyances.. However on 2 occasions it was worth it. They always give the "booze lecture" And I always respon by mentioning one of the great biblical benders ( or which there are many). the followin are 2 responses ACTUALLY receviec frmo Christians regarding booze.
"well you see the wine in biblical days was non alhoholic"....right OK, so all those guys crowing about invented a way to de-booze beer, they just cribbed it out of leviticus. Acan anyone else see these vast industrial complexes out on the plains of Isreal...removing alcohol lest anyone use it to preserve fruit.
But my all time fave....doubly so because 4 of them consulted on this one..... "Wine in the bible is a generic term for all drinks it could even mean water"
I just stared...I'd NEVER in my life been handed a feed line like this.....i took a deep breath so I could so this right and.... "So, at the wedding feast in Cana, Jesus, the son of God, miraculously turned water....into water....Heaven be praised for he IS the son of God" Nothing coherent came from them after that just half words and stunned looks, so we wandered away
