My best buddie, the King, Eric.
Top Defender though, really quick fooker around the legs, sharpened up my footy skills
But a handsome devil....
all went wrong when the the silly sausage ran under a car..
Dog 0 - 1 Car
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My best buddie, the King, Eric.
Top Defender though, really quick fooker around the legs, sharpened up my footy skills
But a handsome devil....
all went wrong when the the silly sausage ran under a car..
Dog 0 - 1 Car
Dogs are the best-- better than any human. I still miss my dog, years later. Think about her every day. Sometimes it seems like her spirit's right here with me. Sorry for your loss.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Dogs are the best-- better than any human. I still miss my dog, years later. Think about her every day. Sometimes it seems like her spirit's right here with me. Sorry for your loss.
DOGS ROCK
Eric rocked the fuckin shack
I'm not after sympathy 'ere
lets celebrate the fookers
I'm tryin to drum up Dog lovers after those Cat twat loving weirdos
DOGS ROCK, CATS SUCK
ahh, Shakespeare has fuck shit diddly on me.
WOOF
melly (msh) wrote: My condolences for man's best friend. May he run in fields of green wherever he be.
He's rotting under my yard.
But an inspriration in my head.
My old dog is sitting on the backyard under some lillies. He loved squatting in them. Left quite a pong back there, can still be smelled to this day.
I celebrate the fact he put up with us for 14 years.
I'm not sure I should be replying....don;t want to be too close when the crazy siberian (she has me at it now....your fault or johnny's or MICK's or someone's apparently) wakes up...assuming that is she still actually checks into NOOL between innings.
This is REALLY sad...honest...so tissues ready (not you BA, you're a heartless cunt you'll laugh :D)
The only Jack Russel I ever liked, the only dog who I ever played football with, "Freddy" belonged to the people who lived in the "big" house that ours was the gatelodge to. He'd run down in the mornings to see who was about and then we and dog would head back up and play footy.
On my 9th birthday he'd come down, seen no one was about, and was off to charge round the field like an idiot chasing birds....when the post van, carrying my birthday cards and shit, came into the drive and killed the poor wee fucker instantly. No blood, nothing, he really did just look like he was asleep. Not a great birthday present.
I lose the plot over animals and thngs far easier than over people. People should know better is what I think it comes down to.
TASHA is my ex's dog who i still look after 2 years after BREAKING UP.The Yorkie is now 17,blind in one eye,deaf,arthritis and heart murmur.And as for her dog....
But i still take her out daily wrapped in blankets and a suitable dog coat.Running or should i say ambling through the woods is a site to behold.If i had treated her owner the same way we would still be together.But nonetheless the dog is well looked after.
I have a dog and a cat at my Dad's. Love them both equally.
I can talk to CATS.
Honest, I can.
Fook knows how, but I can.
My old cat used to have a way of looking at me which just seemed like "Johnny , that new shirt of yours looks shit on you.Sort your fashion crisis out ,yer idiot"
Honest.Cats just know what is or isn't good for you.If she was alive now and saw me spending hours on a website and smoking she would give me that dissaproving stare.
Love Dogs
HATE cats
Hate the fact that Cats can be run over by a car - have their little pink/grey BRAINS spewed out on the ground beside their squashed heads - yet still be up wandering across the same road 3 days later.
But dogs can't.
Had a dog for nearly 19, now, 18 years later I still miss him - thats the thing about dogs. Cats can all fuck off
yeah i hit a cat whilst driving once.the little blight smacked the front grill at full pelt yet then got up and scarppered away.hard as fuck
(or maybe it found a quite place and actually died a slow death)
I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery.
Well, honestly, I wouldn't mind. Being dead and all.
Johnny wrote:
(or maybe it found a quite place and actually died a slow death)
You'd like to think so, but NO, the f-ers WONT DIE!!!
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I love dogs. However, mine likes to be outside and bark at low flying satellites and at the television 6 houses down the road. I wish she would learn the meaning of STFU you barking bastard. On my lazy days this 120 lb Great Pyrenese will sleep at the foot of the bed and keep me warm until I finally roll out at noon to check for New Order downloads.
Nothing wrong with cats. Generally quiet. Easier to throw. They don't give a fuck about you, you don't give a fuck about them. They don't plan their sleeping schedule around barking at kids going to school, returning to school and the postman coming by. You can leave a cat alone in the house for a week or two if you plan it just right. Dogs don't do shit about mice. A cat will kill anything smaller than itself for the fun of it.
Barney Army wrote: I can talk to dogs
no, honest. I can
fook knows how, but I can
Anyone can talk to dogs, its getting the bastards to understand thats the trick!
My dog is spesh but everyone says that. She's afraid of camera's though so when she's gone all I'll have left are the memories.
The cat's great too, she's not like other cats. Shits outside for a start.
Wasim wrote: She's afraid of camera's though so when she's gone all I'll have left are the memories.
Same with my dog, but I did manage to get at least one pic. I'd post it if i knew how.
Dogs are the dog's bo...you know. ;)
Dogs are the bollocks man..
Mine had a stroke and ran under a car, cos he could only move diagonally. Silly sod.
I've now inherited two cats, which are piss poor relatively for entertainment and just don't do that soppy 'I fucking love you' wagging tail every morning you come down the stairs, as if they haven't seen you for two years.
Of my cats - One is just plain EVIL.. It's a shame I don't live near a canal. The other is slightly cooler, and for that reason I called him 'Dave'.