CAW!!CAW!! THE END IS NEAR THE END IS NEAR!! REPENT!
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Dear god that's horible that evil monster! (of course I mean Melinda...the creator of....ready to hate?...mr fucking clippy!...hey it looks like you're having a mental breakdown)
Tis true.... we be boned folks.
Bono...peron of the year, actually...this one I'm leaving. there's a time to walk away and this is it cos anything I say will bring his winged monkeys here to scream "but he is a saint".
Not gonna go without an linsult tho. Bono Vox? egotistical fucktard who needs glassed or what?
Oh, I'll change my name to..."Kick ass Bass-dude" then shall I? Or maybe just "Mr Stephen Look-at-me-everyone-I'm-just-SO-great-but-seriously-tho-aren't-I"
Bono and the Gates... give up a few of their 30 vacations a year, maybe got a smaller 4th resort house and a 5 foot shorter new 3rd yacht, to promote themselves as doing goodwill for others... good for them! i dunno, maybe they have made a difference, who knows how you add up these things.... they don't need any more self hype thou
isn't Bono also up for "twat" of the year? maybe he will sweep the awards...
A prial of of twats.That's odd, cos I was laughing at the pic thinking..."how strange, I always thought the collective noun for twats was a "bono of twats"...and yet here's bon as a member of a small bono of twats"
*turns twelve years old*
Bono's got a small bono! Ahahahahahaha!
*points and runs away laughing*
Bono killed John, gave George cancer, shot out the tires in Diana's car, ripped the chord from Mother Theresa's lungs, took out Pope John Paul with the sleeper hold, and gave John Belushi the fatal dose of drugs.
He then proceeded to lead the Spanish Inquisition, led the Nazis to the Franks' hiding place, got some nice silver for kissing Jesus, and asked Eve "so, you heard Achtung Baby yet? You haven't? Well, one listen won't hurt..." 
Oh, the Kennedys you can totally blame on him. :p
