The most awful songs of 2005...

Mine are;

1. You're bootiful - James Cnut.
2. Ugly - Sugababes.
3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.
4. Anything by Katie Melua.
5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

And your's are.....?

c**** f***

(and there is a tourette's like urge to scream jeystream and run but I wont cos i don't actually hate it, I just wish Bernard had written lyrics instead of cobbing them off a cereal box.)

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

Watch it, Craig. That's KT Tunstall, and that's a fantastic single.:D

Anything J***s B***t put out. 22 Grand Job - The Rakes. Wish I - Jem. Anything P******t D***s put out. Anything R****e W******s put out.

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

Watch it, Craig. That's KT Tunstall, and that's a fantastic single.:D

Anything J***s B***t put out. 22 Grand Job - The Rakes. Wish I - Jem. Anything P******t D***s put out. Anything R****e W******s put out.

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

'Woooaaaarrrhhhh the otherwarrr side of the world...' :dead:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

i hate robbie, especially when his songs are stuck in my head at 4 am during a bout of insomnia, like this moring.

u wanna watch out for that mate....if thr RIAA get their way you;ll be billed per loop. Pricey after 4 hours of "let me entertain you"

Steve Campbell wrote: u wanna watch out for that mate....if thr RIAA get their way you;ll be billed per loop. Pricey after 4 hours of "let me entertain you"

and i didn't get back to sleep. even with the BBC world service on in the backgound. if this keeps going I'll soon be like you.

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

I had credibility!? Why didn't anyone tell me!

craig's digitalwaters wrote: Mine are;

1. You're bootiful - James Cnut.
2. Ugly - Sugababes.
3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.
4. Anything by Katie Melua.
5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

And your's are.....?

I totally agree with the first four but quite like number 5, although they hammer it on the radio, so i do see your point!

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

I must admit that it is quite amusing that you of all people with your andrew eldritches and KT tunstalls and all that other bollocks that you can say to someone that they have destroyed their credibilty. Even if it is the guy who originally said he wouldnt go to QEH because he wouldnt be right at the front.

memories fucked.

don't know.

Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

I had credibility!? Why didn't anyone tell me!

You like Hellblazer. Respect.

Christopher Owens wrote: Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

He's just pissed off you thought of one and he didn't

Steve Campbell wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

He's just pissed off you thought of one and he didn't

you can also add anything by;

Babyshambles - bunch of tossers! and That feckin JCB song

Burnsie wrote: you can also add anything by;

Babyshambles - bunch of tossers! and That feckin JCB song

Not heard this JCB thing yet...

I actually feel pain when Blunt sings...

The heavy rotation of 'goodbye my lover'; his new steaming pile of turd is almost doubling me up in aural agony...

I don't want to wish bad on anyone, but I really wish he'd catch some non-life threatening affliction of the vocal chords that would shut the fooker up!

Everyone should steal a Blunt record from their Nan so that we can have a Blunt bonfire on NOOL day.

die! Die!! DIE!!! (er... career wise of course...)

Any of the 100 or so songs created by some evil genius who had the idea to mix a light dance beat with an 80's MOR hit and clog the airways with an essentially unchanged version of the song.

Or that damned frog. I've heard him twice in shops lately, no wonder Christmas takings are down!

any song by an artist with the word 'lil in his name.

All that pish from Oasis

Over rated pile of shite that they are

Jetstream always wins polls like this for me.Terrible!

Alistair wrote: I'd like to nominate James Cunt's entire album including each single off it. That whiney fucking voice, those soppy fucking lyrics, why oh why can't he just DIE.

Because he's just so dreamy.

top of the tops: crazy frog. Erm, can I call it song actually?

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback girl. This song was so overplayed on the US top 40 radio. Whenever it came on, my coworkers and I would groan and switch the station. Pussy Cat Dolls - "Dontcha." Really, really, awful song that was overplayed. Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps." I know - don't take the song seriously - but really, Fergie should just stick to back-up vocals. The rest of the BEP's songs on the top 40 aren't horrible, but this was just really, really bad. Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool. Some song by Marcus Houston on the radio. Don't remember the title, but this song just shows how low R&B is willing to go. I hope no one outside of Philly had to listen to this song.

anything by michael buble.

99% of American hip/hop/rap.

Doncha Wish Your GF was a Tranny Like Me Candy Shop I Need a Gangsta --Beyonce (where dey at?) Gold digga (the full rap version, the non vocal version is ok)--Cane "I don't care about crackers" West

Spotnick wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool.

Give those french-canadians a rest...

They have all my respect for what they managed to achieved actually, not a big fan of their music (Green Day copycat in my head), but I must say their story is pretty amazing and they are 5 good kids REALLY...

And they just toured in the whole province this month, something nobody bothers usually after they have stopped in Montreal...

Sorry Nick, but they are fcuking awful, end of. No amount of national pride excuses their vocals, lyrics, and generic kiddie-punk-by-numbers, all of which have shat me off far more than any crazy frog could've done this year.

Oh yeah, and agree with all those who cited "Dontcha". Dreadful, awful rubbish.

CTB

That song about JCB's must be a serious contender. Also agree about anything by OASHITS.

Jaysus!..

I can't believe no one has mentioned 'Lonely' by Ikon.

You know the one, where he duets with something that sounds like a bastardised cross between Orville the Duck and Pinky and Perky.

It's the kinda song that might make you crash a car.

They were all shite

Just about covers everything, don't ya think?

99% of radio 1's play list.

AKON CRAZY FROG

Anything by Minister of Bland -James Blunt, oh and Simply Red (if their still releasing shit)

Crazy Frog never made it to the States in full force. I have yet to hear it. Neither did that German 4 year old's song.

twist wrote: Crazy Frog never made it to the States in full force. I have yet to hear it. Neither did that German 4 year old's song.

AAARGH! SCHNAPPI !!!

CTB wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool.

Give those french-canadians a rest...

They have all my respect for what they managed to achieved actually, not a big fan of their music (Green Day copycat in my head), but I must say their story is pretty amazing and they are 5 good kids REALLY...

And they just toured in the whole province this month, something nobody bothers usually after they have stopped in Montreal...

Sorry Nick, but they are fcuking awful, end of. No amount of national pride excuses their vocals, lyrics, and generic kiddie-punk-by-numbers, all of which have shat me off far more than any crazy frog could've done this year.

Agreed. If I cared about music and city/location pride, I'd have respect for rapper Beanie Siegel and Allen Iverson.

Jetstream? Boatraceface, how dare you? I like that song!

For me it's these:

James Blunt - entire production :dead:

Daniel Powter - Bad Day :barf:

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Maroon 5 - once again entire production

cozmonite61 wrote: Jetstream? Boatraceface, how dare you? I like that song!

Sorry,but i thought it was all wrong for New ORder and perhaps the sort of song they could of written for Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani and ok,naff.. but hey so are Spears and Steffani.Dems de breaks!.Jetstream was the only slight on a fantastic year for us and the band for me

For a fussy lugged twat like me,it would take forever to list how much shite music in 2005 the year of the Cowell AGAIN.Just when you think you've Lost a waterman,along comes another Hitman and Her Svengali!Cunce!

Cheer up you miserable bastard - Jetstream is ACE.

So says the Good Doctor.

I have all you beat...there's a song by this whiny little fucker (Ryan something) that makes all the twelve-year old girls in America think he's singing "to me!" even though the tune is more of a stalker song than "Every Breath You Take" could ever hope to be. I imagine the title is something like "This Is True" because that's the bit he keeps repeating at the end of each verse. :barf:

But yes, the Pussys come a close second

I do like "Gold Digga", though

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

It makes my ears bleed.

King of Nothing wrote: For me it's these:

Maroon 5 - once again entire production

I completely forgot about them. They are absolute rubbish. And to make it worse, someone on my floor this year at the university tries to sing their songs with a guitar and it makes their songs abbout ten times worse.

Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Didn't care for Don'tcha at all, till they started playing the version with the rap by Busta Rhymes.

Comin' To Your City......by some kind of "modern" country group whose name I can't recall, it really irritated me when ESPN's College Gameday used it for their theme song this year.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Cheer up you miserable bastard - Jetstream is ACE.

So says the Good Doctor.

I wish Hooky had played that in the Lo Down

Fall Out Boy- "Sugar, We're Going Down" Another vote for Pussycat Dolls Can't stand Ryan Cabrera

MY HUMPS did have some novelty value,but it's quickly worn off. Don't dislike Katie Melua's "9 Million Bicycles" but it just reminds me everytime I hear it,of Monty Python's "The Galaxy Song" !!

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Another vote from me. I heard this for the first time in a club the weekend before Christmas and I was cringing the whole bleedin' way through it. I'd also like to nominate Jem's They - definitely the most depressing song of 2005. I'll probably think of more later but that's it for now.

The iPod U2 song.

Miss Disco wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Another vote from me. I heard this for the first time in a club the weekend before Christmas and I was cringing the whole bleedin' way through it. I'd also like to nominate Jem's They - definitely the most depressing song of 2005. I'll probably think of more later but that's it for now.

She probably sang that at Coachella this year, the whole set was depressing, especially trying to sing Stevie Wonder's Master Blaster...