The most awful songs of 2005...

Mine are;

1. You're bootiful - James Cnut.
2. Ugly - Sugababes.
3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.
4. Anything by Katie Melua.
5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

And your's are.....?

c**** f***

(and there is a tourette's like urge to scream jeystream and run but I wont cos i don't actually hate it, I just wish Bernard had written lyrics instead of cobbing them off a cereal box.)

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

Watch it, Craig. That's KT Tunstall, and that's a fantastic single.:D

Anything J***s B***t put out. 22 Grand Job - The Rakes. Wish I - Jem. Anything P******t D***s put out. Anything R****e W******s put out.

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

Watch it, Craig. That's KT Tunstall, and that's a fantastic single.:D

Anything J***s B***t put out. 22 Grand Job - The Rakes. Wish I - Jem. Anything P******t D***s put out. Anything R****e W******s put out.

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

'Woooaaaarrrhhhh the otherwarrr side of the world...' :dead:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

i hate robbie, especially when his songs are stuck in my head at 4 am during a bout of insomnia, like this moring.

u wanna watch out for that mate....if thr RIAA get their way you;ll be billed per loop. Pricey after 4 hours of "let me entertain you"

Steve Campbell wrote: u wanna watch out for that mate....if thr RIAA get their way you;ll be billed per loop. Pricey after 4 hours of "let me entertain you"

and i didn't get back to sleep. even with the BBC world service on in the backgound. if this keeps going I'll soon be like you.

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

I had credibility!? Why didn't anyone tell me!

craig's digitalwaters wrote: Mine are;

1. You're bootiful - James Cnut.
2. Ugly - Sugababes.
3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.
4. Anything by Katie Melua.
5. Other Side of the world - Some Katie Melualike.

And your's are.....?

I totally agree with the first four but quite like number 5, although they hammer it on the radio, so i do see your point!

Christopher Owens wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Robbie's OK and Pussy is OK by me too...

You've just destroyed your credibility with those statements.

Oh, and that Pussy statement is quite funny.

I must admit that it is quite amusing that you of all people with your andrew eldritches and KT tunstalls and all that other bollocks that you can say to someone that they have destroyed their credibilty. Even if it is the guy who originally said he wouldnt go to QEH because he wouldnt be right at the front.

memories fucked.

don't know.

Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

craig's digitalwaters wrote:

I had credibility!? Why didn't anyone tell me!

You like Hellblazer. Respect.

Christopher Owens wrote: Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

He's just pissed off you thought of one and he didn't

Steve Campbell wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Why does Liam feel the need to jump on me when I make a joking remark about other people?

FUCK OFF, YOU NARROW MINDED CUNT.

He's just pissed off you thought of one and he didn't

you can also add anything by;

Babyshambles - bunch of tossers! and That feckin JCB song

Burnsie wrote: you can also add anything by;

Babyshambles - bunch of tossers! and That feckin JCB song

Not heard this JCB thing yet...

I actually feel pain when Blunt sings...

The heavy rotation of 'goodbye my lover'; his new steaming pile of turd is almost doubling me up in aural agony...

I don't want to wish bad on anyone, but I really wish he'd catch some non-life threatening affliction of the vocal chords that would shut the fooker up!

Everyone should steal a Blunt record from their Nan so that we can have a Blunt bonfire on NOOL day.

die! Die!! DIE!!! (er... career wise of course...)

Any of the 100 or so songs created by some evil genius who had the idea to mix a light dance beat with an 80's MOR hit and clog the airways with an essentially unchanged version of the song.

Or that damned frog. I've heard him twice in shops lately, no wonder Christmas takings are down!

any song by an artist with the word 'lil in his name.

All that pish from Oasis

Over rated pile of shite that they are

Jetstream always wins polls like this for me.Terrible!

Alistair wrote: I'd like to nominate James Cunt's entire album including each single off it. That whiney fucking voice, those soppy fucking lyrics, why oh why can't he just DIE.

Because he's just so dreamy.

top of the tops: crazy frog. Erm, can I call it song actually?

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback girl. This song was so overplayed on the US top 40 radio. Whenever it came on, my coworkers and I would groan and switch the station. Pussy Cat Dolls - "Dontcha." Really, really, awful song that was overplayed. Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps." I know - don't take the song seriously - but really, Fergie should just stick to back-up vocals. The rest of the BEP's songs on the top 40 aren't horrible, but this was just really, really bad. Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool. Some song by Marcus Houston on the radio. Don't remember the title, but this song just shows how low R&B is willing to go. I hope no one outside of Philly had to listen to this song.

anything by michael buble.