The most awful songs of 2005...

99% of American hip/hop/rap.

Doncha Wish Your GF was a Tranny Like Me Candy Shop I Need a Gangsta --Beyonce (where dey at?) Gold digga (the full rap version, the non vocal version is ok)--Cane "I don't care about crackers" West

Spotnick wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool.

Give those french-canadians a rest...

They have all my respect for what they managed to achieved actually, not a big fan of their music (Green Day copycat in my head), but I must say their story is pretty amazing and they are 5 good kids REALLY...

And they just toured in the whole province this month, something nobody bothers usually after they have stopped in Montreal...

Sorry Nick, but they are fcuking awful, end of. No amount of national pride excuses their vocals, lyrics, and generic kiddie-punk-by-numbers, all of which have shat me off far more than any crazy frog could've done this year.

Oh yeah, and agree with all those who cited "Dontcha". Dreadful, awful rubbish.

CTB

That song about JCB's must be a serious contender. Also agree about anything by OASHITS.

Jaysus!..

I can't believe no one has mentioned 'Lonely' by Ikon.

You know the one, where he duets with something that sounds like a bastardised cross between Orville the Duck and Pinky and Perky.

It's the kinda song that might make you crash a car.

They were all shite

Just about covers everything, don't ya think?

99% of radio 1's play list.

AKON CRAZY FROG

Anything by Minister of Bland -James Blunt, oh and Simply Red (if their still releasing shit)

Crazy Frog never made it to the States in full force. I have yet to hear it. Neither did that German 4 year old's song.

twist wrote: Crazy Frog never made it to the States in full force. I have yet to hear it. Neither did that German 4 year old's song.

AAARGH! SCHNAPPI !!!

CTB wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Whatever new song Simple Plan did. Some song of theirs was on the top 40 this year and, as usual, it's awful. They're not funny, the lead singer sounds like a whiney teenager, and plenty of twelve-year-old kids seem to think they're cool.

Give those french-canadians a rest...

They have all my respect for what they managed to achieved actually, not a big fan of their music (Green Day copycat in my head), but I must say their story is pretty amazing and they are 5 good kids REALLY...

And they just toured in the whole province this month, something nobody bothers usually after they have stopped in Montreal...

Sorry Nick, but they are fcuking awful, end of. No amount of national pride excuses their vocals, lyrics, and generic kiddie-punk-by-numbers, all of which have shat me off far more than any crazy frog could've done this year.

Agreed. If I cared about music and city/location pride, I'd have respect for rapper Beanie Siegel and Allen Iverson.

Jetstream? Boatraceface, how dare you? I like that song!

For me it's these:

James Blunt - entire production :dead:

Daniel Powter - Bad Day :barf:

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Maroon 5 - once again entire production

cozmonite61 wrote: Jetstream? Boatraceface, how dare you? I like that song!

Sorry,but i thought it was all wrong for New ORder and perhaps the sort of song they could of written for Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani and ok,naff.. but hey so are Spears and Steffani.Dems de breaks!.Jetstream was the only slight on a fantastic year for us and the band for me

For a fussy lugged twat like me,it would take forever to list how much shite music in 2005 the year of the Cowell AGAIN.Just when you think you've Lost a waterman,along comes another Hitman and Her Svengali!Cunce!

Cheer up you miserable bastard - Jetstream is ACE.

So says the Good Doctor.

I have all you beat...there's a song by this whiny little fucker (Ryan something) that makes all the twelve-year old girls in America think he's singing "to me!" even though the tune is more of a stalker song than "Every Breath You Take" could ever hope to be. I imagine the title is something like "This Is True" because that's the bit he keeps repeating at the end of each verse. :barf:

But yes, the Pussys come a close second

I do like "Gold Digga", though

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

It makes my ears bleed.

King of Nothing wrote: For me it's these:

Maroon 5 - once again entire production

I completely forgot about them. They are absolute rubbish. And to make it worse, someone on my floor this year at the university tries to sing their songs with a guitar and it makes their songs abbout ten times worse.

Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Didn't care for Don'tcha at all, till they started playing the version with the rap by Busta Rhymes.

Comin' To Your City......by some kind of "modern" country group whose name I can't recall, it really irritated me when ESPN's College Gameday used it for their theme song this year.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Cheer up you miserable bastard - Jetstream is ACE.

So says the Good Doctor.

I wish Hooky had played that in the Lo Down

Fall Out Boy- "Sugar, We're Going Down" Another vote for Pussycat Dolls Can't stand Ryan Cabrera

MY HUMPS did have some novelty value,but it's quickly worn off. Don't dislike Katie Melua's "9 Million Bicycles" but it just reminds me everytime I hear it,of Monty Python's "The Galaxy Song" !!

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Another vote from me. I heard this for the first time in a club the weekend before Christmas and I was cringing the whole bleedin' way through it. I'd also like to nominate Jem's They - definitely the most depressing song of 2005. I'll probably think of more later but that's it for now.

The iPod U2 song.

Miss Disco wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Another vote for My Humps.......nothing sounded worse to me than that.

Another vote from me. I heard this for the first time in a club the weekend before Christmas and I was cringing the whole bleedin' way through it. I'd also like to nominate Jem's They - definitely the most depressing song of 2005. I'll probably think of more later but that's it for now.

She probably sang that at Coachella this year, the whole set was depressing, especially trying to sing Stevie Wonder's Master Blaster...