until recently i thought not,but some freinds threw a suprise birthday bash for me recently and when they turned out with a huge side of beef complete with roast spuds and parsnips ect i did think for a moment "wheres everyone elses`. lol.
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Have you ever thought about consuming an entire Christmas turkey?
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The whole thing, all by yourself (no help from friends or family)
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Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: always thought about it,but our mother would'nt of liked it so I never..I ate every fuckers sprouts cos no one else but me and her liked em.reesult.Turkey and cranberry sauce
Boatraceface, please come to my parents for Christmas Dinner. I hate sprouts, i rang Childline once cos they made me eat sprouts and didn't get me a Scalextric. My dad says now i've turned 30 i should be eating sprouts. HELP!!
Ugh Sprouts, hang on,
You know I'm working that day...but. smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast:D
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: always thought about it,but our mother would'nt of liked it so I never..I ate every fuckers sprouts cos no one else but me and her liked em.reesult.Turkey and cranberry sauce
Boatraceface, please come to my parents for Christmas Dinner. I hate sprouts, i rang Childline once cos they made me eat sprouts and didn't get me a Scalextric. My dad says now i've turned 30 i should be eating sprouts. HELP!!
I'm 21 and my mother does the same thing to me. She thinks that because I'm 21 I should now be eating beans and zucchini on my own, although I loathe both equally. I know what's good for me, and gagging on a spoonful of beans isn't.
Missy Jem wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I could go down on a bird right now.
And i thought you were a good boy...
some women might think that to be a very good boy... 
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: always thought about it,but our mother would'nt of liked it so I never..I ate every fuckers sprouts cos no one else but me and her liked em.reesult.Turkey and cranberry sauce
Boatraceface, please come to my parents for Christmas Dinner. I hate sprouts, i rang Childline once cos they made me eat sprouts and didn't get me a Scalextric. My dad says now i've turned 30 i should be eating sprouts. HELP!!
"Am I really daddy? Thirty? me? not a little girl now? goood...you eat the fookin sprouts cuntface I'm getting the trifle down my neck and getting bogged into that bottle of bailey's I seen on the way in"
Then when he gives me a thick ear, i'll tell him YOU made me do it.
Boatraceface wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: always thought about it,but our mother would'nt of liked it so I never..I ate every fuckers sprouts cos no one else but me and her liked em.reesult.Turkey and cranberry sauce
Boatraceface, please come to my parents for Christmas Dinner. I hate sprouts, i rang Childline once cos they made me eat sprouts and didn't get me a Scalextric. My dad says now i've turned 30 i should be eating sprouts. HELP!!
You know I'm working that day...but. smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast:D
Oh, ha how could i forget!
Kipper??? Bleeeeuuuurrggh. Bet you stink!
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Missy Jem wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I could go down on a bird right now.
And i thought you were a good boy...
some women might think that to be a very good boy...
Yeah, you've got a point there...
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: always thought about it,but our mother would'nt of liked it so I never..I ate every fuckers sprouts cos no one else but me and her liked em.reesult.Turkey and cranberry sauce
Boatraceface, please come to my parents for Christmas Dinner. I hate sprouts, i rang Childline once cos they made me eat sprouts and didn't get me a Scalextric. My dad says now i've turned 30 i should be eating sprouts. HELP!!
You know I'm working that day...but. smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast:D
Oh, ha how could i forget!
Kipper??? Bleeeeuuuurrggh. Bet you stink!
You've never seen Red Dwarf then Jem:( AND you Don't eat your greens
But hey, thanks for the invite..Tho I suspect I was being used as some kind of Brussels makeweight..like a French farming subsidy/rebate.All I want are the sprout baby...Ar luv sprouts me like
I have, but i'm being numb today, i've got a bad hangover.
BRF: "WHAT???? So she doesn't watch Red Dwarf, doesn't eat her greens and now she drinks!! Disgraceful, i hope my two don't end up like that!!"
Missy Jem wrote: I have, but i'm being numb today, i've got a bad hangover.
BRF: "WHAT???? So she doesn't watch Red Dwarf, doesn't eat her greens and now she drinks!! Disgraceful, i hope my two don't end up like that!!"
That would be my 3...and they all hate sprouts and like Guiness...I better keep an eye on this.One of them was was watching Bolton Wanderers the other day.Shit,I really need to keep an eye on this
Boatraceface wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I have, but i'm being numb today, i've got a bad hangover.
BRF: "WHAT???? So she doesn't watch Red Dwarf, doesn't eat her greens and now she drinks!! Disgraceful, i hope my two don't end up like that!!"
That would be my 3...and they all hate sprouts and like Guiness...I better keep an eye on this.One of them was was watching Bolton Wanderers the other day.Shit,I really need to keep an eye on this
The less said about Bolton Wanderers.
Hey PHD, last time we played Everton at home (sometime in the summer) we met three mega lads from Everton outside the pub. They just steamed into our table by putting loads of family sized bags of crisps on it, how could we refuse? We had the best laugh ever with em and have made a date to see them next time they're at home with us. They were a bunch of knobs, but we loved em! You like that then?
a modern version of the old toffee lady? bunch of lads handing out crips to (very) strange women.
Steve Campbell wrote: a modern version of the old toffee lady? bunch of lads handing out crips to (very) strange women.
...very strange but goregous women please.
confused....was that in response to me or the whole "thread concept" in gerneral? (remember...Irish...not clever)
most regal of you m'lady.
Another in gratitude, now I'll beat feet before you change yer mind :)
Missy Jem wrote: Hey PHD, last time we played Everton at home (sometime in the summer) we met three mega lads from Everton outside the pub. They just steamed into our table by putting loads of family sized bags of crisps on it, how could we refuse? We had the best laugh ever with em and have made a date to see them next time they're at home with us. They were a bunch of knobs, but we loved em! You like that then?
Well I wouldn't say I was a knob. Quite restrained these days. Ah crisps and banter, works every time.
And no I've never thought of eating a whole chuck!
PHD wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Hey PHD, last time we played Everton at home (sometime in the summer) we met three mega lads from Everton outside the pub. They just steamed into our table by putting loads of family sized bags of crisps on it, how could we refuse? We had the best laugh ever with em and have made a date to see them next time they're at home with us. They were a bunch of knobs, but we loved em! You like that then?
Well I wouldn't say I was a knob. Quite restrained these days. Ah crisps and banter, works every time.
And no I've never thought of eating a whole chuck!
Once a knob always a knob (which is a worry for me). There was definite banter, one of them was trying to get stuck into my mate for 4 hours and no matter how many times she blew him out, he'd stare longingly into her eyes and sigh.
Ha God loves a trier (but not an Evertonian in this case)!
Fuck yeah, I've thought about doing that every year.........this is America.......we need more, more, more, more, more........till we end up like this.......
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Missy Jem wrote:
PHD wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Hey PHD, last time we played Everton at home (sometime in the summer) we met three mega lads from Everton outside the pub. They just steamed into our table by putting loads of family sized bags of crisps on it, how could we refuse? We had the best laugh ever with em and have made a date to see them next time they're at home with us. They were a bunch of knobs, but we loved em! You like that then?
Well I wouldn't say I was a knob. Quite restrained these days. Ah crisps and banter, works every time.
And no I've never thought of eating a whole chuck!
Once a knob always a knob (which is a worry for me). There was definite banter, one of them was trying to get stuck into my mate for 4 hours and no matter how many times she blew him out, he'd stare longingly into her eyes and sigh.
Ha God loves a trier (but not an Evertonian in this case)!
They normally move on to the next fixture. Result comes good soon enough.
