what is your middle name

ok right forum this time. something else to lighten the mood.

mine is Phillip.

Mine is... oh... oops... I haven't got one!

Mark most dull

Bonza...honey....you gonna tell them or am i

Twelveinch.

The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

Frank - bloke in a dress

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Oh, alright, pedant! John (this beats Steve in the dull stakes, no?!).

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Oh, alright, pedant! John (this beats Steve in the dull stakes, no?!).

well yes, but only by the width of a virus's pube

NObabe wrote: Frank - bloke in a dress

just when you again had me convinced you were a chick.

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

OK, movie buffs, it was Rodney Dangerfield's name in Back to School.

Does anyone have one of those 'George, Bobby, Geoff...' type football ones?

For 'left footers' confirmation names tend to be more cringeworthy, mine is Francis :\ohwell:

Paul Patrick.

I bet that got editted when confronted by a gang of tards :)

Barney Army wrote: Does anyone have one of those 'George, Bobby, Geoff...' type football ones?

For 'left footers' confirmation names tend to be more cringeworthy, mine is Francis :\ohwell:

you mean like jimmy?

yep jimmy.

M K KEVIN

Philippe.

Claire :)

hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

You'd never get my dog in the pot....bugger could do with the wash tho :)

I WAS going to say that I only knew one jemma and that SO FAR she was quite nice....glad I didn;t now :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

You'd never get my dog in the pot....bugger could do with the wash tho :)

I WAS going to say that I only knew one jemma and that SO FAR she was quite nice....glad I didn;t now :D

If it's not me then you'd better disassociate yourself from her. You only need to know one Jemma from now on.

Bitch.

My mother gave me her middle name: Yockey. Rhymes with jockey. The roommate who shared a room with me two years ago at school used to make fun of it all the time. But, it's just a middle name.

Suzanne.

At least it has seven letters like the rest of my name. 7's always been a lucky number.

JEM:Actually it WAS you.

I'm off to the pet shop...I figure if i get a couple of rabbits my dog's got a fighting chance.

BTW, repeated some Jem-ism or other to Leanne the other day. her face fell.."well that's me so blown out then, I can't compete with that level of nuts" :D She also said if you find yourself doubting that single life's for you, to give her a ring and she'll talk you back to your sense (her words not mine)

melly (msh) wrote: Suzanne.

At least it has seven letters like the rest of my name. 7's always been a lucky number.

oh dear....you have rabbit-chef middle names. I only know one suzanne...and she is REALLY scarey

I'm just waiting on "myra" and "eva" and "luctretia"

Mines Sebastian,

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: My mother gave me her middle name: Yockey. Rhymes with jockey. The roommate who shared a room with me two years ago at school used to make fun of it all the time. But, it's just a middle name.

is it? or is it just a word your mum made up?

There are some cruel fuckin parents in that land, who inflict their kids with horrible names (don't mean you BTW...just that "Yockey" started me thinking.)