what is your middle name

ok right forum this time. something else to lighten the mood.

mine is Phillip.

Mine is... oh... oops... I haven't got one!

Mark most dull

Bonza...honey....you gonna tell them or am i

Twelveinch.

The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

Frank - bloke in a dress

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Oh, alright, pedant! John (this beats Steve in the dull stakes, no?!).

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The Cunt.

Suits me, no?

I said middle names not nick names, we'll save that for another thread.

Oh, alright, pedant! John (this beats Steve in the dull stakes, no?!).

well yes, but only by the width of a virus's pube

NObabe wrote: Frank - bloke in a dress

just when you again had me convinced you were a chick.

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

OK, movie buffs, it was Rodney Dangerfield's name in Back to School.

Does anyone have one of those 'George, Bobby, Geoff...' type football ones?

For 'left footers' confirmation names tend to be more cringeworthy, mine is Francis :\ohwell:

Paul Patrick.

I bet that got editted when confronted by a gang of tards :)

Barney Army wrote: Does anyone have one of those 'George, Bobby, Geoff...' type football ones?

For 'left footers' confirmation names tend to be more cringeworthy, mine is Francis :\ohwell:

you mean like jimmy?

yep jimmy.

M K KEVIN

Philippe.

Claire :)

hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

You'd never get my dog in the pot....bugger could do with the wash tho :)

I WAS going to say that I only knew one jemma and that SO FAR she was quite nice....glad I didn;t now :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: hmmmm....almost 40% of the Claire's I know are Bunny boilers :)

Yeah, well thats not my name you stupid sod.

By the way, is your back gate open? And can i borrow your kitchen for five minutes?

You'd never get my dog in the pot....bugger could do with the wash tho :)

I WAS going to say that I only knew one jemma and that SO FAR she was quite nice....glad I didn;t now :D

If it's not me then you'd better disassociate yourself from her. You only need to know one Jemma from now on.

Bitch.

My mother gave me her middle name: Yockey. Rhymes with jockey. The roommate who shared a room with me two years ago at school used to make fun of it all the time. But, it's just a middle name.

Suzanne.

At least it has seven letters like the rest of my name. 7's always been a lucky number.

JEM:Actually it WAS you.

I'm off to the pet shop...I figure if i get a couple of rabbits my dog's got a fighting chance.

BTW, repeated some Jem-ism or other to Leanne the other day. her face fell.."well that's me so blown out then, I can't compete with that level of nuts" :D She also said if you find yourself doubting that single life's for you, to give her a ring and she'll talk you back to your sense (her words not mine)

melly (msh) wrote: Suzanne.

At least it has seven letters like the rest of my name. 7's always been a lucky number.

oh dear....you have rabbit-chef middle names. I only know one suzanne...and she is REALLY scarey

I'm just waiting on "myra" and "eva" and "luctretia"

Mines Sebastian,

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: My mother gave me her middle name: Yockey. Rhymes with jockey. The roommate who shared a room with me two years ago at school used to make fun of it all the time. But, it's just a middle name.

is it? or is it just a word your mum made up?

There are some cruel fuckin parents in that land, who inflict their kids with horrible names (don't mean you BTW...just that "Yockey" started me thinking.)

Think you should bring this Leanne to the next outing! It's a new and scary world this singledom, but i'm ok i can assure you!

Louis

Missy Jem wrote: Think you should bring this Leanne to the next outing! It's a new and scary world this singledom, but i'm ok i can assure you!

well when she started saying "I should talk to her" I thought she was gonna say "and tell her how lucky she is that Steve likes her" no such luck She said plenty else and all but it's unrepeatable on NOOL! No can do on bringing her...no taste in music sadly...although she think's they're funny which is HALF way there.

Mark Most dull

Hey! Play nice! Mark's my first name. And Steven's my middle name, making us some kind of NOOL mirror image.

Whci would make you? Unfunny, thick and oversexed? :D

Whci would make you? Unfunny, thick and oversexed?

Blimey! It's like looking in a Bizarro world mirror!

Mine's Dawn. Which isn't too bad, but I did come very close to being named 'September Dawn' . No joke!

Haven't got one!

Samantha Chapman wrote: Haven't got one!

I shall name you IDA then we can call you S I C

Rocket Mick wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Haven't got one!

I shall name you IDA then we can call you S I C

:moon:

sweetness wrote: Mine's Dawn. Which isn't too bad, but I did come very close to being named 'September Dawn' . No joke!

see what i mean about cruel and unusual naming practices?

Common practice in the catholic culture (at least here in continental Europe) is to give several names; usually the name of the godfather/mother and of some of the parents or grandparents.

My complete given name is Benoit Philippe Maurice. Benoit is my first name, Philippe my godfather's first name and Maurice my grandfather's first name. But Philippe Maurice might as well be a French translation of Filip Morris, the brand my parents have been smoking for 40 years at a rate of 50 cigs a day. Only they know...

Robert

My friend's GF's kid's middle name is Cola, first name Pepsi.

William, was my Grandfathers name

Ryan

Here we don't have a middle name, but several. My full name is Jorge (my first name, chosen by my grandmother) Fernando(my father's first name) Caetano (my godfather's name) Vieira (my mother's maiden name) Teixeira (my dad's last name). Pretty complicated, that's why I answer by my first and last names only!

twist wrote: Robert

My friend's GF's kid's middle name is Cola, first name Pepsi.

My wife's friend's husband was determined to name his child Elvis, but when they had a daughter, she was able to convince him to settle on naming her Mary.

Mary Elvis.

IN

BIGINOIL wrote: IN

Nice one..Mine's Race.

Mike

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Mines Sebastian,

Edward.

Johnny wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Mines Sebastian,

Very witty for you that one johnny, well done

Duane, after my father's best friend in the Coast Guard.

Steve Campbell wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: My mother gave me her middle name: Yockey. Rhymes with jockey. The roommate who shared a room with me two years ago at school used to make fun of it all the time. But, it's just a middle name.

is it? or is it just a word your mum made up?

There are some cruel fuckin parents in that land, who inflict their kids with horrible names (don't mean you BTW...just that "Yockey" started me thinking.)

It is her middle name, but she didn't want me to have my father's middle name, which is Martin, so she gave me hers. But my real first name - Iren - is some obscure eastern European name, so neither my middle or last names sound decent with it.

I don't have one, either. I have to put NMN on legal forms, and few people misinterpret this.

Robert Joseph...about 2 years ago at work it was decreed names on the lockers!!!!

as a joke-I put my full given name-Edward Robert Joseph Dalder tho I have gone by Ed or Eddie my whole life

cooper. my dad's first name.

The name of the guy who chased all the snakes out of Ireland and then cast a magic spell to convert them all into Catholics. I was born on the drunkest day of the year .

Anthony AKA Tony AKA the coont that used to run Factory Records(sorry, slightly pissed rant resulting from too many glasses of red with redwine/garlic sauce mince and pasta- absolutely fooking delicious BTW- no ingredients from Tesco tho' Mike).

Spotnick wrote:

Now it's a fookin nightmare since most traditions are gone and now each woman keep her maiden name, so we have an epidemy of people with 2 last names.. I'm curious to see what will happen with the next generation...

As I'm not a catholic, I just got one name… but my parents never married (thanks to Him :D ), so I've got my 2 last names since I was a child…

A real nightmare to spell or to remember for anyone. I love that !

:D

karine wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

Now it's a fookin nightmare since most traditions are gone and now each woman keep her maiden name, so we have an epidemy of people with 2 last names.. I'm curious to see what will happen with the next generation...

As I'm not a catholic, I just got one name… but my parents never married (thanks to Him :D ), so I've got my 2 last names since I was a child…

A real nightmare to spell or to remember for anyone. I love that !

:D

wow!! i'm not a catholic either. great hey!!! booooo&hiss to all catholics.

AgentWood wrote: cooper. my dad's first name.

thought you said COPPER. Surname - Welding???

john kershaw wrote:

karine wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

Now it's a fookin nightmare since most traditions are gone and now each woman keep her maiden name, so we have an epidemy of people with 2 last names.. I'm curious to see what will happen with the next generation...

As I'm not a catholic, I just got one name… but my parents never married (thanks to Him :D ), so I've got my 2 last names since I was a child…

A real nightmare to spell or to remember for anyone. I love that !

:D

wow!! i'm not a catholic either. great hey!!! booooo&hiss to all catholics.

stop that now, it's all fun and games til someone's country gets broke.

I wonder if someone here know the New Order's middle name…

I'd like to know that stupid kind of stuff about them…

:shy:

AgentWood wrote: cooper. my dad's first name.

What else could it be Agent?

karine wrote: I wonder if someone here know the New Order's middle name…

I'd like to know that stupid kind of stuff about them…

:shy:

Karine, you may not have seen NO Story on video(or DVD)yet, or if you have, just think of the NO Show segments done with Keith Allen and the band- Stephen gets asked by Keith what his full name is- to which Steve replies in all innocence most likely; Stephen Paul David Morris. Keith then replies that that's quite a mouthful and that Gillian would probably know all about that!!

Shergold Six wrote:

Karine, you may not have seen NO Story on video(or DVD)yet, or if you have, just think of the NO Show segments done with Keith Allen and the band- Stephen gets asked by Keith what his full name is- to which Steve replies in all innocence most likely; Stephen Paul David Morris. Keith then replies that that's quite a mouthful and that Gillian would probably know all about that!!

No, I've never seen it…

For the moment I don't have any T.V/DVD/Video…

I think I'll have a lot to see in the next years… :D

karine wrote:

Shergold Six wrote:

Karine, you may not have seen NO Story on video(or DVD)yet, or if you have, just think of the NO Show segments done with Keith Allen and the band- Stephen gets asked by Keith what his full name is- to which Steve replies in all innocence most likely; Stephen Paul David Morris. Keith then replies that that's quite a mouthful and that Gillian would probably know all about that!!

No, I've never seen it…

For the moment I don't have any T.V/DVD/Video…

I think I'll have a lot to see in the next years… :D

you've got a great black&white photographer though!:)

If Jack H or any of the other NO sprogs/wives/partners happen to find this thread while surfing NOOL, feel free to fill us in on the middle name situation re. Hooky, Gillian, Barney and, dare I say it, Phil? The other middle name I know for certain is from thier deceased former frontman whose full monicker was Ian Kevin Curtis(source; Touching From A Distance, Debbie Curtis's biog on Ian and JD, which as most of us know by now is becoming the film Control directed by Anton Corbijn).

melly (msh) wrote: Suzanne.

At least it has seven letters like the rest of my name. 7's always been a lucky number.

My names are all sixes

Thomas in the middle - making 666 of course

Had to take another at confirmation - another 6 of course.

john kershaw wrote:

you've got a great black&white photographer though!:)

Thanks…

I'm using a small Digit camera at the moment, I'm trying to work with it as I use to do with my old "Reflex"… however it still not the same.

karine wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

you've got a great black&white photographer though!:)

Thanks…

I'm using a small Digit camera at the moment, I'm trying to work with it as I use to do with my old "Reflex"… however it still not the same.

You're Welcome.:) :)

SyCip

Hammy

i can't believe that this silly thread has now gone to 4 pages. my most successful one yet.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can't believe that this silly thread has now gone to 4 pages. my most successful one yet.

Well done,it does run run RON.It does run run!

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can't believe that this silly thread has now gone to 4 pages. my most successful one yet.

Well done,it does run run RON.It does run run!

is that you R M?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can't believe that this silly thread has now gone to 4 pages. my most successful one yet.

Well done,it does run run RON.It does run run!

is that you R M?

Why do you NEED to ask?

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can't believe that this silly thread has now gone to 4 pages. my most successful one yet.

Well done,it does run run RON.It does run run!

is that you R M?

Why do you NEED to ask?

ok that was the second time i asked. it was quite obvious though.