Who got a Christmas card from Maya?

Not me .Miserable bitch

Johnny, don't worry, there's still time. They don't even celebrate Christmas until January in Siberia. They're orthodox you know.

King of Nothing wrote: Johnny, don't worry, there's still time. They don't even celebrate Christmas until January in Siberia. They're orthodox you know.

yeah i know they are.she still could of though

Maya's too cool for Xmas cards, just like me :D

Alright Merry Christmas you miserable cunts !

Oh and make your New Year's resolution to stop mentioning my fookin name in every single post, you cheeky bastards!

I want a pair of these for x-mas!!

XXXXXXXXXXX

as Oscar Wilde (via way of Monty Python) might say.... "the only thing worse than having one's name mentioned in every post is NOT having one's name mentioned in every post"

Hurray for Mad Maya Temptress of the East :D

I just gave that moron Fraser 3x6 hits in a row

i got 4 and 2 4's off him the other day...I was 120+ for 1 with 4 overs remaining....still managed to get 160 something for 6. Grrrrrrrr.

And mentioning that u rule and i suck at stick cricket was cruel.

ever seen your player scratching his balls ??

can't say I have....but i DID smash a hole in the scoreboard :D

I'm still waitin' for her to send me a postcard from London. Figure it'll be much longer? And then a Christmas card after that? :D

ouch

Who luvs ya baby?

I ain't got one. then again i didn't send any at all this year.

Mine just arrived, special delivery. And inside, folded up, the finest pair of lightly worn silk panties it's ever been my pleasure to bury my face in.

LOL, I wouldn't sniff if I were you

Steve Campbell wrote: Mine just arrived, special delivery. And inside, folded up, the finest pair of lightly worn silk panties it's ever been my pleasure to try on.

Steve Campbell wrote: Mine just arrived, special delivery. And inside, folded up, the finest pair of lightly worn silk panties it's ever been my pleasure to bury my face in.

were those from Maya? I feel so cheap now. she must have sent them to all the boys. :D

SLUT !!

Her not you

Johnny wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Mine just arrived, special delivery. And inside, folded up, the finest pair of lightly worn silk panties it's ever been my pleasure to try on.

fucking amazing how far they'll stretch :D

I said they strecthed, I didn't say they were happy about it ( Maya I hope you don't want them back pet). And, should my legs be turning blue and cold?

probably not

rip my fookin knickers off

They're fucking cutting the arse off you! Tee Hee!

remember, it does take a while to get mail from syria, you know.

NObabe wrote: rip my fookin knickers off

Stand aside ,Steve

I can see it's all go in my knickers tonight

NObabe wrote: I can see it's all go in my knickers tonight

Nothing new there then

AgentWood wrote: remember, it does take a while to get mail from syria, you know.

that would explain why i haven't gotten one from you yet. :D

Fook BRAZILIAN Postman are more reliable than Serbian

Johnny wrote:

NObabe wrote: rip my fookin knickers off

Stand aside ,Steve

Did someone call for back up