Who got a Christmas card from Maya?

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24 Dec 2005, 15:10

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24 Dec 2005, 15:31

Boatraceface wrote:

Johnny wrote:

NObabe wrote: rip my fookin knickers off

Stand aside ,Steve

Did someone call for back up

When he re-reads this tomorrow sober (well about the 20th of Jan, sober) he'll realise the pair of knickers Maya's that needed ripping off were in fact on me ( the have since been sort of absorbed into my flesh with the sheer pressure of the stretching)

24 Dec 2005, 15:32

Well i got her friendship.Much BETTER than a card. Happy Xmas Everyone. :hat:

24 Dec 2005, 15:36

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well said sir. A fine lady. And a merry one to each everyone of you cunts :D

24 Dec 2005, 15:37

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote: Well i got her friendship.Much BETTER than a card. Happy Xmas Everyone.

awww you baldy wanker, you just brought a tear to my eye

24 Dec 2005, 19:08

I didn't get one. :cry:

24 Dec 2005, 22:18

NObabe wrote:

HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote: Well i got her friendship.Much BETTER than a card. Happy Xmas Everyone.

awww you baldy wanker, you just brought a tear to my eye

xx

he was being sarcastic, you dense bitch! all he really wanted for christmas was a blowjob!!

(just kidding...merry xmas, maya) :smoking:

25 Dec 2005, 06:19

Maya, I have a Pearl Necklace for you :evil4:

25 Dec 2005, 06:24

ship it over, baay-beeeeh :blush:

edit: I ain't being daft on nool again, I know what pearl necklace is: ejaculated semen that has landed around the vicinity of the neck and upper chest

Tee Hee!