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I believe Walter Matthau was God, and he just got tired of carrying Jack Lemmon's floundering status as "the master of the American stage" around and went back to see how fucked-up he could make the Middle East 
And no, I don't have the really good weed, and you can't have any (because I don't have it) 
Christopher Owens wrote:
Johnny wrote: Why did God let Christopher Owens become a member of NOOL?
Why did God give you a penis?
dunno ,but it's great ,thanks GOD
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Johnny wrote: Why did God let Christopher Owens become a member of NOOL?
Why did God give you a penis?
dunno ,but it's great ,thanks GOD
Johnny, bringing pleasure to all the animals and men of the world.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Sex maniac coming to get me.
Gun toting maniac actually.So get yer bullet proof vest on.Happy christmas.
Oh and the invitation for you and Patrick stewart app soc is still open.
Hope you like Cyanide in yer mince pies
Taboo # 7 wrote: I take it Chris and Johnny don't get along...?
Nah, he's ok.great for a bit of target practice now and then
:sleepy: 
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Sex maniac coming to get me.
Gun toting maniac actually.So get yer bullet proof vest on.Happy christmas.
Oh and the invitation for you and Patrick stewart app soc is still open.
Hope you like Cyanide in yer mince pies
they issue kevlar armour to school kids where chris lives mate. why would he fear you
Johnny wrote:
Gun toting maniac actually.So get yer bullet proof vest on.Happy christmas.
Oh and the invitation for you and Patrick stewart app soc is still open.
Hope you like Cyanide in yer mince pies
Steve Campbell wrote: they issue kevlar armour to school kids where chris lives mate. why would he fear you
'Ello, John and Yoko here. Just want to say that we're going to climb into a bag that is placed on top of our bed as a "bag-in-bed-in" for peace. Not so much peace in the Middle East, but peace between Chris and Johnny. We're sure that the sight of us in this ridiculous get-up will cause them to laugh their asses off...yes, darling, I'll try and be serious about it...yes, I know it's art...it's just stupid, honey, to think climbing in a bag's gonna change anyone's minds...alright, fine! Wail into the tape recorder, see if I care. Oh yeah, I'm sure that would make a great album...of course I'm being sarcastic, you daft cunt! 
Johnny, Chris...you're on your own 
Merry Xmas (Wait, 'Aven't I been Dead for Ages Now?),
John without Yoko
3 feet tall yellow lives off dead beetles must be Yoko
(leave the spelling flame out it was a dramatic imperative)
Well at the beginning, he only has to look after Adam & Eve... so, that was quite easy to manage...
Nowadays, His family is so big that he cannot known each of us...
Steve Campbell wrote: 3 feet tall yellow lives off dead beetles must be Yoko
(leave the spelling flame out it was a dramatic imperative)
On a serious note,I was thinking this very thread title this morning,listening to Radio 1.A six year old girl spending her Xmas day in hospital...with CANCER! What the..??
Wrong timing, John boy. We're being serious now.
Besides, we know you love 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'
Christopher Owens wrote: Wrong timing, John boy. We're being serious now.
That's nice for you.
Christopher Owens wrote: Besides, we know you love 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'
Is that where the picture is from? You obviously know the film better than me.
Another good questions would be:
Why do people who call themselves New Order fans criticize the band here? (Once one "fan" wrote in this forum that Blue Monday is a horrible song)
Why do shit people use this forum to crap?
Why do these people not show their real faces in public and say all the shit they say here for everyone to see them and know who they are?
Roberto Silva wrote: Another good questions would be:
Why do people who call themselves New Order fans criticize the band here? (Once one "fan" wrote in this forum that Blue Monday is a horrible song)
Why do shit people use this forum to crap?
Why do these people not show their real faces in public and say all the shit they say here for everyone to see them and know who they are?
mmmmmmmmm, now who is this funny man in disguise 
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Besides, we know you love 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'
Is that where the picture is from? You obviously know the film better than me.
Stop pretending you don't know that.
Roberto Silva wrote: Another good questions would be:
Why do people who call themselves New Order fans criticize the band here? (Once one "fan" wrote in this forum that Blue Monday is a horrible song)
Why do shit people use this forum to crap?
Why do these people not show their real faces in public and say all the shit they say here for everyone to see them and know who they are?
Hello Mike! 
Err just to get back to the original subject for a minute...
What I don't understand is why religious people thank God for the good things that happen, but never blame 'him' when things go wrong. For example, I seem to remember Nelson Mandela praised God for bringing about the end of apartheid, but obviously didn't think he had any responsibility for creating it in the first place. How does that work?
The funny thing about most of what the Bible says, is that in today's world, this could have never happened.
Let's face it, all prophets would be treated for psychosis or schizophrenia.. hearing voices, having visions and stuff like that, makes you think about their mental health ;)
And what to say about the people who claims to do things "in the name of God"... and I'm not pointing fingers, but gee, as far as I know, there is no place in which book you read where God asks you to kill innocent people.
Of course, being a scientist, I don't really believe, although you must say that life seems pretty meaningless if there is nothing after it, but what can you say, it's a bit selfish to think that only man is the only worthy living being on earth too...
Oh well ;)
