New years hounors list, what a load of shit!
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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Patrick Stewart misses out again, tut tut tut.
Yer letter must have got binned ,mate
He was probably well in line... until he threatened to come back to the rotting corpse that is Star Trek....
I want an MBE, if only so I can return it in protest of something, like the cancellation of Arrested Development....
Because I'm sure the Queen can sway the Fox board of directors, right? :p
Christopher Owens wrote: They will, when they meet me.
only if you promise to go away if they do. Later the SAS will slit your throat while you sleep :)
They need to change the name of these bloody things! Who the hell wants to be a Knight of the British Empire; an imaginary role in a fictional setting!!?
Total bollox!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: They will, when they meet me.
only if you promise to go away if they do. Later the SAS will slit your throat while you sleep :)
craig's digitalwaters wrote: They need to change the name of these bloody things! Who the hell wants to be a Knight of the British Empire; an imaginary role in a fictional setting!!?
Total bollox!
we changed our to the order of australia in the 70s. although being called sir soandso does have a certain ring to it.
dame edna got the last "official" knighthood here.
craig's digitalwaters wrote: They need to change the name of these bloody things! Who the hell wants to be a Knight of the British Empire; an imaginary role in a fictional setting!!?
Total bollox!
i want to be a Knight of the british empire
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
craig's digitalwaters wrote: They need to change the name of these bloody things! Who the hell wants to be a Knight of the British Empire; an imaginary role in a fictional setting!!?
Total bollox!
i want to be a Knight of the british empire
We're knights of the Round Table,we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable,We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot.
