Waiting for Miss Jemmie's Call

Do check in soon so Mr. Campbell can stop panting and whining at the front door.

Truth be told, I AM starting to wonder where she's gotten to.

...like a dog with two dicks

OI Scouse (does anyone actually still make/eat scouse), less of the smutt, that's a lady you're talkin about....I know they don't have them round your way, look them up on google....for now, a lady is a bit like a scouse girl, but her knickers are not coin operated.

Steve Campbell wrote: OI Scouse (does anyone actually still make/eat scouse), less of the smutt, that's a lady you're talkin about....I know they don't have them round your way, look them up on google....for now, a lady is a bit like a scouse girl, but her knickers are not coin operated.

you need to leave those oi-rish shores mate. Fuckinell, if you're that desperate, hop on Easy Jet and go find er.

for a nice cup of tea and a chat

I'm happily married and living on another continent, and I still think I'm closer to jumping on a jet to Bolton than El Campo is.

You EasyJet types have no excuse.

yep, infact, i've been to Ireland and Belfast more times than i've ever been to Bolton. ...no excuses Ste.

the 50 quid a week income, NOOL day impending, the cost of a passport to satisfy moron airlines, angels badges and other such things get in the way. As does the fact that only in your minds are Jem and I gonna run off into the sunset.

Steve Campbell wrote: the 50 quid a week income, NOOL day impending, the cost of a passport to satisfy moron airlines, angels badges and other such things get in the way. As does the fact that only in your minds are Jem and I gonna run off into the sunset.

Passport? You could swim it in a couple hours easy, you dumb fuck.

When's NOOL day anyway? My invitation got lost in the mail.

$64000 question at the minute....it all seemed sorted, then I think people started whining, so now dunno. i know u don't need a passport to travel inside the UK...YOU know that...the airlines do not.

I just texted Jemma, and passed on the growing concern of her fellow angels and indeed you lot.

If I don't hear back by this time tomorrow, I will begin doing a good headless chicken routine.

I bet she's just scared of a ménage a trois with a Moog

Any woman who would turn her snout up at my moog would have no place in my life, as I'm sure you understand.

However....I can report that the delectable missy Jem is alive, well, and got kicked out to do proper work yesterday. She reports she should be with us tomorrow.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

now are you all happy?

Steve Campbell wrote: Any woman who would turn her snout up at my moog would have no place in my life, as I'm sure you understand.

However....I can report that the delectable missy Jem is alive, well, and got kicked out to do proper work yesterday. She reports she should be with us tomorrow.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

now are you all happy?

What makes you think I give a damn? Oh, wait, probably the thread I started.

What is your Moog? My buddy's Source has no knobs, so I don't know how that would factor into a threesome.

It's a Rogue....which makes the correcting of English people who INSIST on pronouncing Moog "Moo G" like a cow not the correct "Moe G" as in Moe's tavern. When they say "but it's SPELLED MOO G", I can say...OK so it's a "MOO-g Rogg-you"

it's missing a few nobs and wears nailvarnish

Wow my own thread! I'll pay you later Gnu.

I was abducted on Christmas Eve and have no recollection of the past 2 weeks. I woke up in my bed this morning in one piece thankfully!

Thanks for caring!

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

Of course, at the moment you return, I'm out being tortured by my employer for being sick.

But as the song goes.... Waitin for so long, I been waitin for so long to see you.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

BTW you were probably abducted by aliens who needed some of your booze infused blood for fuel:)

Missy Jem wrote: Wow my own thread! I'll pay you later Gnu.

I was abducted on Christmas Eve and have no recollection of the past 2 weeks. I woke up in my bed this morning in one piece thankfully!

Thanks for caring!

Welcome back, Missy! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year Bonza!! And Stevie, if they give you any grief about your ailment, threaten to show it em!

If that don't work, me and Bonz will be round to kick lily ass! Yeah!

Erm, but you might need a new job afterwards.

Bonz, you're just glad cos you don't have to keep me entertained on yer own any more :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

Of course, at the moment you return, I'm out being tortured by my employer for being sick. quote]

yeah yeah Ste. you were taping up the bedroom windows again with black cardboard, coz someone daylight was crackin in. you don't fool me.

Missy Jem wrote: Happy New Year Bonza!! And Stevie, if they give you any grief about your ailment, threaten to show it em!

If that don't work, me and Bonz will be round to kick lily ass! Yeah!

Erm, but you might need a new job afterwards.

LOL, that's you, Bonz, sam and Leanne who all told me to do that. Actually they were sort of all right (to my face anayway), and said they'd talk to me again in June, after my 4 months of poison pills. I basically said, I'd either be fixed by then or they may as well sack me cos life would be getting real bad and staying that way for a long time.

Steve Campbell wrote: Bonz, you're just glad cos you don't have to keep me entertained on yer own any more :D

How did you guess?

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Bonz, you're just glad cos you don't have to keep me entertained on yer own any more :D

How did you guess?

get paid bonzy baby! :D :D