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Is it just me or does every sporting activity after the age of 35 involve some sort of ache or pain?
this week I have a sore neck from tennis (from serving rather badly) and a sore calf from footy (from thinking I can still run fast)
i would have thought with my super healthy lifestyle I'd last longer than this?
:(
Barney Army wrote: Is it just me or does every sporting activity after the age of 35 involve some sort of ache or pain?
this week I have a sore neck from tennis (from serving rather badly) and a sore calf from footy (from thinking I can still run fast)
i would have thought with my super healthy lifestyle I'd last longer than this?
:(
It's defo an age thing- i still ache from my Barney dancing on New Years Eve.
maybe now you see the attraction of motor racing....you get a comfy seat and some nice slippers.
ahhhhhh curling one of the finest stoner sports ever invented :D
You can always rely on our Maya to have a one track mind, a fookin dirt track :D I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve Campbell wrote: You can always rely on our Maya to have a one track mind, a fookin dirt track :D
yup that's me 
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.
cozmonite61 wrote:
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.
Huh?
cozmonite61 wrote:
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.
Well I did mean that poor BA would be nowhere near as sore as Barney by the time a whole posse of Angels had had their wicked ways with him.
And, I could distort the Bible to my ends (no talent there I know, the churches have had that scam perfected for centuries) :D
NObabe wrote: Huh?
Does you Ma know you talk to people like that? ;)
i believe you meant "excuse me, but what did you mean by that please" then again, round here that could be taken as pre-fight sarcasm....so maybe huh? is the best option.
cozmonite61 wrote:
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.
A good sport for old people: finding the remote (it's never in the same place you left it!) 
Another good one: the 100-Yard Oatmeal Bathroom Relay (see who can make it to the head after a delicious bowl of Quaker Oatmeal loosens you up) 
I should write these ideas down, they are winners!
I'm 33, i haven't done any proper exercise for about 3 months!
I keep waking up with stiff necks, sore shoulders and stuff and not due to exercise. What's that all about?
I don't wanna be old...
Waaaaaaah
Do you think "Cocoon" could happen?
Missy Jem wrote:
Do you think "Cocoon" could happen?
It WILL, Jan 28th, MEN
A load of old people on drugs acting all 'young'
I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!
No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.
Shite really, the band better be good!
oldmonkey wrote: I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!
No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.
Shite really, the band better be good!
Don't forget to hand your viking badges back to Al at the door then, so that someone worthy can wear them :D
Cue Jemma 'looking after' all of your badges! Yeah baby!
Anyway Old Monkey, lose weight and detox AFTER the 28th, whats up with you you jessie?
And Barney Army, bring it on. Woo hoo!! Have a word with the monkey eh? Don't want anybody bringing us down do we?
oldmonkey wrote: I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!
No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.
Shite really, the band better be good!
best joke this year Tim.
Nick, as yer getting on and spend most of yer time in a pub, why not take up Pool & Darts.
Surely you couldnae get injured playing them you old git
Shug wrote: Nick, as yer getting on and spend most of yer time in a pub, why not take up Pool & Darts.
Surely you couldnae get injured playing them you old git
I'll take yer to 'Kings' on Oldham St, you can definitely get injured there playing pool. A veritable madhouse 
fishing? you might stick a wee hook in yer finger now and then, but if you take up a little light match fishing, I'm sure you'll survive. Don't advise going after blue marlin or especially wrecking for Conger...I mean if reeling the cnut in doesn't ruin you...spending the next hour or so in a small boat, unarmed, with an angry 80lb Conger will put you in hossy
(once hid with 5 other big strong men, in a wheelhouse while a 25-30lb-er took over the deck area...we were stuck there till it found the bait bucket, then we got a sack on it and got it bac home..IT'S home....you really would never think a fish would try and feed out of water, but eels are fucked in the head)
Actually played 5 a side a few months ago, after my 37th b/day and came through it without many aches at all.
Actually...I left out the bit aboutmy last mackerel fishing trip leaving me batter and bruises and heavily barnacle scarred.
No sense of balance on these PK's and have also lost all ability to shift my weight rapidly...makes rocks a nightmare, which is fuckin annoying cos i been hoppin rocks like a clegg since I was fuck all size, and could even do it with my full adult homer-gut.
Geez, my previous post for this topic was meant to be a funny joke. I didn't think it would backfire since none of you guys understood it. 
cozmonite61 wrote: Geez, my previous post for this topic was meant to be a funny joke. I didn't think it would backfire since none of you guys understood it.
That happens a hell of a lot round here
cozmonite61 wrote: Geez, my previous post for this topic was meant to be a funny joke. I didn't think it would backfire since none of you guys understood it.
it didn't backfire did it ....no one was rude or upset with you?
But...nope dunno what you meant :D
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.
Steve, I thought that your post had a typo. It would sound a lot funnier if you said, "I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him." since "she" would have been attributed to Maya. Now that I read the post now, I can see that "he" refers to Mr. Sumner. Sorry for the misinterpretation.
I can be a witty person, provided that I get some inspiration. I'm good at coming up with stuff in a few seconds. Apparently, that didn't happen at this post.
Can't believe it started with my curling post... OK I will finally leave the matter alone
ten pin bowling is great, especially as you can drink beer whilst playin. i always play better after 3 pints.
Barney Army wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!
No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.
Shite really, the band better be good!
crackin joke that one. no shite kebab
cozmonite61 wrote: A little curling wouldn't hurt anyone. That's my two cents for this topic. :)
my grandmother curled well into her 80s. she even had a curling stone-shaped whisky flask; that's dedication for ya.
i already play Ice Hockey & Soccer and i am really interested in trying Curling, but im not sure where to go or how to get started, do i use the broom in my house or is their a special one?
old people here play lawn-bowls. i've actually tried it a few times. it is quite an intriguing game.
