Sport for old people.

Is it just me or does every sporting activity after the age of 35 involve some sort of ache or pain?

this week I have a sore neck from tennis (from serving rather badly) and a sore calf from footy (from thinking I can still run fast)

i would have thought with my super healthy lifestyle I'd last longer than this?

:(

Barney Army wrote: Is it just me or does every sporting activity after the age of 35 involve some sort of ache or pain?

this week I have a sore neck from tennis (from serving rather badly) and a sore calf from footy (from thinking I can still run fast)

i would have thought with my super healthy lifestyle I'd last longer than this?

:(

It's defo an age thing- i still ache from my Barney dancing on New Years Eve.

tisch tennis is one of me faves.

baddie as well

maybe now you see the attraction of motor racing....you get a comfy seat and some nice slippers.

Does it hurt when you have sex too?

A little curling wouldn't hurt anyone. That's my two cents for this topic. :)

NObabe wrote: Does it hurt when you have sex too?

depends if she was 'consenting'

ahhhhhh curling one of the finest stoner sports ever invented :D

You can always rely on our Maya to have a one track mind, a fookin dirt track :D I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.

Steve Campbell wrote: You can always rely on our Maya to have a one track mind, a fookin dirt track :D

yup that's me

I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.

Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.

cozmonite61 wrote:

I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.

Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.

Huh?

cozmonite61 wrote:

I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.

Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.

Well I did mean that poor BA would be nowhere near as sore as Barney by the time a whole posse of Angels had had their wicked ways with him.

And, I could distort the Bible to my ends (no talent there I know, the churches have had that scam perfected for centuries) :D

NObabe wrote: Huh?

Does you Ma know you talk to people like that? ;)

i believe you meant "excuse me, but what did you mean by that please" then again, round here that could be taken as pre-fight sarcasm....so maybe huh? is the best option.

cozmonite61 wrote:

I'm sure he wouldn't hurt as bad as mr sumner would after you bunch cornered him.

Steve, I think you meant "she" instead of "he." I didn't think my curling input would be distorted to your perversion, Mr. Campbell.

I'm figuring she's cleverer than you me or maya mate.

Whatever

A good sport for old people: finding the remote (it's never in the same place you left it!)

Another good one: the 100-Yard Oatmeal Bathroom Relay (see who can make it to the head after a delicious bowl of Quaker Oatmeal loosens you up)

I should write these ideas down, they are winners!

I'm 33, i haven't done any proper exercise for about 3 months!

I keep waking up with stiff necks, sore shoulders and stuff and not due to exercise. What's that all about?

I don't wanna be old...

Waaaaaaah

Do you think "Cocoon" could happen?

Missy Jem wrote:

Do you think "Cocoon" could happen?

It WILL, Jan 28th, MEN

A load of old people on drugs acting all 'young'

never mind the audience

I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!

No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.

Shite really, the band better be good!

oldmonkey wrote: I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!

No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.

Shite really, the band better be good!

Don't forget to hand your viking badges back to Al at the door then, so that someone worthy can wear them :D

Cue Jemma 'looking after' all of your badges! Yeah baby!

Anyway Old Monkey, lose weight and detox AFTER the 28th, whats up with you you jessie?

And Barney Army, bring it on. Woo hoo!! Have a word with the monkey eh? Don't want anybody bringing us down do we?

you'll have your own badge to dishonour :D

Whoops, silly me! Wanna be a Viking as well as an Angel. I'm not greedy.

oldmonkey wrote: I shall be on my best behaviour on January 28th, not acting age or waistline at all!

No alcohol (shall be 28 days into a drive to lose 2 stone by the summer), no staying out all night (travelling back straight after the gig rather than staying overnight), no shite kebab from that place a couple doors down from the Old Monkey (which poisoned me in November). And I shall be sat down at the back rather than down the front.

Shite really, the band better be good!

best joke this year Tim.

Wait and see!

Sport for old people: stick cricket. Ask Tim!

Maya...fuck off.

I suck.