Top 3 black lace tunes

1 Agadoo 2 that fookin conga one 3 superman

Any stupid thread you lot can do...I can dobetter and don;t you forget it chumps.

DISCLAIMER: this thread is intended for amusement purposes only, Mr campell's answer is a computer generated fantasy (as is Mr campbell according to a lot of people, but after meeting him the tend to drop the "fantasy" bit. Anyone wishing to profess a genuine liking for black lace should hand themseles in to their neareast psychiatric department, or if it;s quite far away and since it's a bit nippy outside, you might just want to kill yourself, or at very least multiate your own genetalia to keep the sickness with your generation.

Nice ! Only heard of fucking 'Agadoo' so thats my top 3 (in no particular order)

i've often asked myself..... If I met them, could I refrain from hitting them. If they'd never existed would I be a better adjusted indiidual, never having experienced so much hate and rage as a youth And, when I learn of their horrible deaths...will I be able to stifle the belly laugh.

Don't forget the all time classic "Knock Three Times"

Some halfwit at our place actually admitted to owning this on LP.

(I'm only jealous)

Missy Jem wrote: Don't forget the all time classic "Knock Three Times"

Some halfwit at our place actually admitted to owning this on LP.

(I'm only jealous)

I had one of their tunes on an LP of one of the very earliest "NOW" albums or simillar....and actually made a perfet razor cut accross it. It's not even like the tracks either side of it weren't shite as well, just that it was the only one likely to make me kill.

'We're havin' a gang bang' as featured on 'Rita. Sue and Bob too' is pure class.

Speakin of which, did everybody watch it the other night?

Still makes me laugh!

Erm, except you, Mr Five hates Six. Just seen where you live!! Twas on the telly in the UK the other night!

I'm babbling, you're actually Scottish!! Thought you lived in Zimbabwe. Need to pay more attention (funnily enough all my school reports said that - "Easily distracted")

Now hang on a minute while i

Missy Jem wrote: I'm babbling, you're actually Scottish!! Thought you lived in Zimbabwe. Need to pay more attention (funnily enough all my school reports said that - "Easily distracted")

Now hang on a minute while i

Easily distracted= too smart for my class/me :D

have that on authority from my O level English teach :D

But it was a special school now wasn't it?

Missy Jem wrote: But it was a special school now wasn't it?

Windowlicker in chief at your service :D

(personally i thought the O'level-old bastard thing would have had better milage for you) :D