Ladies of NOOL...Barney's Angels: Offical Registration

Well Ladies (and miscelaneous females of other categories)...this is it...the moment you've all been waiting for. At last the chance to proclaim your love, lust, or down right sexual obsession for the great Bernard in the finest style imaginable, by sporting one of these fine pink badges.

To qualify, you must be female, and have a serisous desire to do unprintable and dispicable things to poor Barney. It costs fuck all, cos I'm a nice guy and some some very nice founder angels to back me up.

All you need to do is send a mail...which MUST contain your affirmation that you are a Barney fancier. It should also contain your country (this is VITAL if you are in the US as I need to know how many badges to ship to our Special US Agent Angel) to this address...

angels@slightlynarrow.co.uk

The badges will be with me next week, at that time, I will conatact you back asking for an address to send it to.

if any of you are at all sheepish about handing your address over to some undersexed Irish nut-job...fear not, a female (in the lovely shape of Miss Bonzette) will also have a small supply...but we'll sort that out once I know how many of yous there are....tho putting (I'm scared and i'd rather Bonzette sent me my badge) in your mail would be helpful...and no i wont be offended.

MEN OF NOOL...I do NOT WANT TO HEAR IT. What ever reason you think you have for getting one of these...it's probably a shite one. talk to me in a coupla months and we'll see if any are left.

you'd have more chance if you didnt fork out for the badges!

but then again, what you do with your money is your own business.

Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

Uncle Liam wrote: Wierdo.

It's 'weirdo', Liam. W-E-I-R-D-O !!

Uncle Liam wrote: you'd have more chance if you didnt fork out for the badges!

but then again, what you do with your money is your own business.

there's also the thing about me not really being too well still Apollo14 near killed me, and that was a matter of dandering in off the street, watching No and leaving. Manc Aid is going to be HOURS of standing in wall to wall sweaty tossers listening to utter shite, paying £10 for a glass of water, queueing for 8 hours for a piss, and all to see NO play for what? 20 mins (20 UNSOUNDCHECKED mins at that).

I kinda thought that insteast of me being bitter and whining about it for the next coupla weeks, I'd do something nice instead.

Woohoo!

Thanks for this, Steve. Have I told you today how awesome you are?

If not: there it is. :P

Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Does she have any place to actually pin it?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Does she have any place to actually pin it?

I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al. I think it's OK to be a viking AND a sexually demented female who wants to jump a superanuated mancunian.

http://bestbadges.co.uk/

They do the viking stylee ones but i didnt get any quotes on those....this is a daft venture and I have no desire to compete or attempt to out do you in any way old chap.

remember...a big pink badge= a 100% garaunteed quality date/company. I should think you guys would approve of them.

You can be a BENNY'S ANGEL though......

In some cases, a badge might also signify the gal about to outdrink you 5 ways from sunday.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al.

Are you saying I can be a Barney's Angel?!

You can be Biggy's Angel, Al!

You still got the wig from last time?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al.

Are you saying I can be a Barney's Angel?!

As long as you don;t mind undergoing a cockectomy, you're very welcome :D

Actually, you can probably have a badge anyway, would seem a bit petty to deny you after all those vikings badges, purely cos you are unfortunately enough to be a bloke. I'm sure one of the "pink ladies" will facilitate you (in a badge capacity anyway) at manc Aid.

melly wrote: In some cases, a badge might also signify the gal about to outdrink you 5 ways from sunday.

like i said..a GOOD DATE

You do all seem to be astonishing pissheads tho. Possibly this has contributed to your warped taste in men.

Cannon fodder - I like it!

BIGINOIL wrote: Cannon fodder - I like it!

More like berserkers. or even a decent artilliery barrage.

BIGINOIL wrote: Cannon fodder - I like it!

I don't mind being a human shield as long as I get to carry a bat into battle. Preferably one of those police batons/ blackjacks and a tanker of some alcoholic liquid as my go-go juice.

I see hordes of men running away in terror as a strange female is catapulted into them at 40 odd miles an hour. Might be best to leave the squeamish home.

(though, really you're likely to see me soft as a mouse and sleepy as opposed to absolutely violent when over my limit, so no one has to fear being killed while next to me at a gig.)

Why are men not allowed? I thought New Order were a gay band anyway...

oh...yes my bad...raging queens are allowed too.

ooohhhh !!!

I want one !

Steve ?

Can I have one…

mmmmmmm ???

:kiss:

I'm saving all my love for Steven.

I'm thinking Steve's badge will be needing to be made from motherboard material, perhaps with brass embellishment of a tank on the center of the pin.

yeah, but the name will be tricky.

Steve's strumpets? Morris' Merry maidens? little drummer girls?

PS...I am having NOTHING to do with that one...I love gillan far to much to assist in the demise of her happy marriage. nor am I having ANYTHING AT ALL to do with "pete's pretty ones"or "hook's harlots" nor indeed "phil's phuckbuddies" and absolutely not "gillian's gents"

:D:D:D:D:D

Morris' Mortar Maidens

Ah, too true though, wouldn't want ol' Steve and Gillian to have to deal with too much fan-ridden rabidness. The lusters would hopefully be polite.

Who am I trying to kid?

;)

Tank girls

Steve Campbell wrote: Tank girls

I like it.

I was thinking about it, now that raging queens can be included, but I'm already one of Simon Gallup's Angels and Alan Wilder's Keyboard Muses.

Well being a total slut is no impediment :D

Well, just glad it's not a requirement.

As I said the pink badge only promises good company :D

I had a horrible thought just now of any fan wearing a innocent Joy Division badge being confronted and asked about their services.

I'd definitely do it for a laugh. Better work on my track skills so I can run off once I affront whomever the pin owner is.

LOL I didn't think precious goths were your type Melly :D

A Barney's Angels badge is a sign, a proclaimation that says.... "not only am I into New Order, and therefor INSTANTLY more fun to be around than the rest of the populace, but I am also crazy enough to publicly proclaim my disgraceful lustings for a 50 yr old man who's been senile for decades already. You can therefor expect a good laugh with me, although you're buying, and you'll probably end up "going to the bog" and running outside to jump in a waiting cab to get away before too long"

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL I didn't think precious goths were your type Melly :D

A Barney's Angels badge is a sign, a proclaimation that says.... "not only am I into New Order, and therefor INSTANTLY more fun to be around than the rest of the populace, but I am also crazy enough to publicly proclaim my disgraceful lustings for a 50 yr old man who's been senile for decades already. You can therefor expect a good laugh with me, although you're buying, and you'll probably end up "going to the bog" and running outside to jump in a waiting cab to get away before too long"

Oh good grief no. Not into that type at all. Though oddly they get into to me. Curious. But more for the dark humor behind the name Joy Division, really than anything mopey and whiny. Nothing like calling someone a "chosen" whore to kickstart an evening right.

I do note that I do dutch when paying for drinks, so likely if we're out and about, no guy'll be stuck buying rounds of whatnot that evening, at least for me.

Ah, the senile man. Not many 50 year olds I can say I've got the heartbeat for. Whole O' New Order's luck has been filled with the ranks of people like me.

Spotty student, hooligan... where's the good humored lunatic choice?

I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

Gnu Odor wrote: I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

need to be right at the end tho....cos there will be no more singing once Melly gets her claws into him :D

She can help him up after he sprains his ankle.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

need to be right at the end tho....cos there will be no more singing once Melly gets her claws into him :D

Steve, do you ever get any sleep???

had a whopping 4 hurs last night thanks :D

bonzette's taking care of your badge I believe?

Hello fellow Arian

I hope I don't fall into that other category! I think I said enough in that poem - anything further and I might have to go and lie down in a darkened room. My firm has decided to give free bottles of water to all the staff, they said to me yesterday that I need to drink more, I said that I drink enough already, but not necessarily water!

Normal ya mad bollox...how come I aint had a mail from you putting yer name down for one of these?

I wonder what Barney will make of all this attention....

Mrs Milky wrote: I wonder what Barney will make of all this attention....

A pretty strong case against me/us I'd imagine :D

Well Steve I think to be a true qualifying Angel you have to be under 45 and that means I don't qualify. Also I think I would be more of a tinkerbell than a Angel and if I got on that boat with Barny and his Angels. Barny would probably make me walk the plank for trying to start a mutiny. Hey I don't look drastic for my age I've got one of those pictures in the attic you know - at the rate I go up there I will soon be younger than you lot.

age is not a factor you dopey lady you :D

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

Cheers Don!

DoN wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

As I said to the other twat....£35 quid mate...glady send you that if you can get me to manc aid (and make me well by then too obviously) for it.

You know, maybe you're right, maybe I am weird, cos apparently trying to stick a smile on other people's faces is the strangest fucking thing on Earth to some of you guys.

Christ I wonder where NO and their fans get a reputation for being miserable cunts. Enjoy your manc aid lads. Enjoy standing knee deep in piss for 5 hours listening to appalling pop music, all to see NO mime BM, TF and BLT, and Barney arsefuck LWTUA yet again. Personally I'm saving my ass and my money for some gigs in the summer, when there may be some new stuff to hear.

ladies, they should rename this thread: The lonely Desperado's thread. (you know who they are)

john kershaw wrote: ladies, they should rename this thread: The lonely Desperado's thread. (you know who they are)

;) :) :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

DoN wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

As I said to the other twat....£35 quid mate...glady send you that if you can get me to manc aid (and make me well by then too obviously) for it.

Who is up for a whipround then to get Steve to Manc Aid?

*tumbleweed*

Steve Campbell wrote: You know, maybe you're right, maybe I am weird, cos apparently trying to stick a smile on other people's faces is the strangest fucking thing on Earth to some of you guys.

Christ I wonder where NO and their fans get a reputation for being miserable cunts.

There's deffo a smile on my face Cambo. See ----> :)

@Liam and Don ... and there was me thinking this place was full of nice people.

The Seeker of Truth and Justice say's CHILL STEVE :smoke:

Bonzette wrote: Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

I don't think I would qualify as one of 'Barney's Angels', chick (or an angel of any description come to think of it).Barney's not really my cuppa. That probably says more about my taste in blokes than anything else mind you.

I'm not worthy to wear the badge.

Looking forward to meeting all you ladies on the 28th in Manc

Julie wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

I don't think I would qualify as one of 'Barney's Angels', chick (or an angel of any description come to think of it).Barney's not really my cuppa. That probably says more about my taste in blokes than anything else mind you.

I'm not worthy to wear the badge.

Looking forward to meeting all you ladies on the 28th in Manc

Julie: spoken like a classy lady. you COULD have lied :D Bonzette will have Dr Who pockets of badges at manc aid and will ply you with drink until you accept one :D

Diggy.... I am chilling, just, by now. I didn;t expect things to get so out of hand. I had no idea that this little wheeze of ours had upset anyone, nor that being unwilling to undergo more agony (even if i could afford it) for half a dozen songs constitued letting the side down.

This thread is re-opened for business, as long as everyone can play nicely. Steve, I didn't single you out for locking threads. I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense, but I think everyone is entitled to post whatever they like--provided it's not a lot of attacking one another, and your numberous threads of the other day just seemed to make matters worse. If you don't like how I'm doing things, please contact me and let me know.

yours,

Big Brother

No complaints whatsoever your papishness.

A fair asssessment, tho it wasnt you I meant about slinging all the blame my way :D

Anyway, assuming we all now know that this is not some attempt to spirit all the females away to a secret training camp. And that everyone now gets the idea this is jst a bit of a larf. I think this thread can proceed too.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense,

:raised handbag:

Barney Army wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense,

:raised handbag:

now, put that down. The day they stamp bollox out on this place I really WILL be outta here. I love the amount of wank and bilge that gets oisted on here, I just didn;t like getting the blame of it all or being the only bad boy.

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Cambo, check your emails.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Ooh, you troublemaker you! (send the invoice to my 'secret' address Steve and there'll be no more said about it OK - BTW thanks for taking the blame - a real gent! )xxxxxx

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Ooh, you troublemaker you! (send the invoice to my 'secret' address Steve and there'll be no more said about it OK - BTW thanks for taking the blame - a real gent! )xxxxxx

Yeah right! Like shoving me out in the front line at manc Aid!!! Bonzette will have the badges? Who's she then?

Cambo

Daughter would like one of said badges (though obviously all sexual shennanigins wiil not apply to her ) to add to her viking ones, if you could be so kind.

(oh, and i will not be attending manc v cancer as i'd already promised daughter & friends i'd take them to kerrrrrrrangs fucking 25th anniversary concert in Brixton on the same night , which has four bands playing who i never heard of as well so do you do postal ? )

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote: Daughter would like one of said badges (though obviously all sexual shennanigins wiil not apply to her ) to add to her viking ones, if you could be so kind.

(oh, and i will not be attending manc v cancer as i'd already promised daughter & friends i'd take them to kerrrrrrrangs fucking 25th anniversary concert in Brixton on the same night , which has four bands playing who i never heard of as well so do you do postal ? )

Surely do guvnor chuck a mail herewards angels@slightlynarrow.co.uk And I'll get one off to you when they arrive.

The angels are all clean living virginal women I'll have you know. it STRICTLY Barney they have eyes for :D.

Emailed you again, Cambo.

Isn't Bullet For My Valentine headlining Brixton, Hacienda?

as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Steve Campbell wrote: as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

Steve Campbell wrote: as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Anyone would think i was a football hooligan the way you go on.

Alright. Point(s) taken. Consider it done

NB- Please everyone, be nice to me at Manc Aid. I'm just the messenger (put that gun down)

Steve Campbell wrote: yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

I guessed anyway. The "nails" bit sussed it for me

NA, it's a lovely place, friendly people, just so long as you're not from Lond..... ah.... I wonder what the weather will be like for the gig.

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

I guessed anyway. The "nails" bit sussed it for me

true...owens is more "nail bomb"

:D

sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

I'm pretty sure hacienda pulled that one out of his arse, unless of course he meant the barney thing.

Anyone approachingthe angels expecting them to be an easy lay, may fid themselves getting laid right ad fast, laid out on a cold mortician's slab :D

Wino wrote: sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

Wino, you're scaring me!

Steve Campbell wrote: I'm pretty sure hacienda pulled that one out of his arse, unless of course he meant the barney thing.

Anyone approachingthe angels expecting them to be an easy lay, may fid themselves getting laid right ad fast, laid out on a cold mortician's slab :D

You said it!

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

Wino, you're scaring me!

Is there an echo in here?:D You're not the first - and I'm sure you won't be the last - I'm a really really nice person E; don't worry, I'll be OK by then - the prescription medicine will have kicked in way before the 28th....

Steve Campbell wrote: NA, it's a lovely place, friendly people, just so long as you're not from Lond..... ah.... I wonder what the weather will be like for the gig.

Hmmmm, you're right! Think i better find me a local to hang out with, i might blend in more then- as long as i don't talk

Jem's probably close enough to get the accent right, or even be accepted with her own. Stick to her...assuming SHE can stand your voice (I'll have to report to her after our hot date LOL)

Wino's from in the middle, she could serve as a mediator and possibly even translator.

Christopher Owens wrote: Emailed you again, Cambo.

Isn't Bullet For My Valentine headlining Brixton, Hacienda?

yea, them, aiden, something hawthorns and someone else

I'm going all emo

Steve Campbell wrote:

Surely do guvnor chuck a mail herewards angels@slightlynarrow.co.uk And I'll get one off to you when they arrive.

The angels are all clean living virginal women I'll have you know. it STRICTLY Barney they have eyes for :D.

Cheers,

and calm down girls , i'm only messing

Steve Campbell wrote: Jem's probably close enough to get the accent right, or even be accepted with her own. Stick to her...assuming SHE can stand your voice (I'll have to report to her after our hot date LOL)

Wino's from in the middle, she could serve as a mediator and possibly even translator.

Steve - ur kiddin' right? Have you seen Michael Barrymore in the Big Brother house - well that's about as english as I get!!!!!!!! Tho, in reality Sam upset me by saying I did sound like a Brummie and I've spent so many years in denial..........the Manc accent does it for me I'm afraid............

Al Jarvis wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

A badge might burst her, Mike. Or she made of a hi-grade rubber?!

(Can you give me the address of your supplier, if so).

Am presuming Ness is gonna stick with The Vikings!

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Finally found this thread, I was wondering was all the fuss was about!!

Yes, Vikings for me!, the thought of being a BA makes me squirm in horror

Each to their own though!

Knew our Ness wouldnt let us down. Might have that as my signature from now on!

Steve Campbell wrote: Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Yeah, sounds like fun!

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Yeah, sounds like fun!

I got the idea from our local Hero Eddie the twat Irvine...... at the ozzie GP one year, Jordan had printed 1000's of badges proclaiming "damon's 200 today" on account of young Mr Hill's 200th race. Irv spent around 2 hours going up and down the pitlane saying "can I see your badge", then whipping it off them and firing it up on top of bernie exxlestones tv control truck. Apparently something like 300 ended up there :D Mr Ecclestone probably would have had him shot, but he won the race. Being mental pays well :D

Ness Order wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

A badge might burst her, Mike. Or she made of a hi-grade rubber?!

(Can you give me the address of your supplier, if so).

Am presuming Ness is gonna stick with The Vikings!

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Finally found this thread, I was wondering was all the fuss was about!!

Yes, Vikings for me!, the thought of being a BA makes me squirm in horror

Each to their own though!

My feelings also Ness and I posted as much on another thread. We had best stick with what we know!!! See you in a couple of weeks, Well, at least IF we eventually agree which pub to meet in.

who;d have thought so many people could read so much into a piece of tin to proclaim barney fancying.

Steve Campbell wrote: who;d have thought so many people could read so much into a piece of tin to proclaim barney fancying.

Who indeed, but as I mentioned to you before (different thread) don't want Hooky feeling left out, and if he sees me with a pink badge he may not blow me a kiss or throw the drumsticks in our direction as he did last time!!!

lucyjane wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: who;d have thought so many people could read so much into a piece of tin to proclaim barney fancying.

Who indeed, but as I mentioned to you before (different thread) don't want Hooky feeling left out, and if he sees me with a pink badge he may not blow me a kiss or throw the drumsticks in our direction as he did last time!!!

that's the single most rational thing anyone's said so far :D

And as I said....not touching "hook's harpies" no maam.

TBH....half of my idea regarding BA's was to give Hooky something to rip Bernard about, especially since he has his spies here:D

Uncle Liam wrote:

Knew our Ness wouldnt let us down. Might have that as my signature from now on!

I'm going to tattoo it on my arse!

that's nice. I'm sure all the ladies really care that your hatred of them will be labelled on your arse.

Steve Campbell wrote: that's nice. I'm sure all the ladies really care that your hatred of them will be labelled on your arse.

Hatred? I don't hate anyone, mate.

Can we leave it at that please boys?

Lets be nice!

Well, being prepared to get an insult tatooed on yer arse is hardly an act of love. You may some problem with me mate. But it's got to the point now where innocent people are being attacked because of it. WTF have half these women done on you and Liam? I will NOT be the cause of others being harassed. Bonz and melly can have the badges. you can have your "no campbells" forum.

Look, it was all a bit of a lighthearted idea. What's wrong with that. Live and let live alright. We'll all be meeting up on NOOLer day and i don't want to be handing out thick ears!!!:p

Missy Jem wrote: Look, it was all a bit of a lighthearted idea. What's wrong with that. Live and let live alright. We'll all be meeting up on NOOLer day and i don't want to be handing out thick ears!!!:p

not all of us I fear. you and me may have a night out in bolton some time tho :D

I don't see how getting "Ness never lets us down" inked under my trousers means that I hate women, pink badges, you or anything else. It couldn't, because I don't.

Just calm down a bit - you're getting hysterical. You just lay in wait for me then and attacked the first thing I said. Keep it up and I will start to get pissed off with you. Until then, if you can find some evidence of all this hatred I'm guilty of I'd be happy to see it.

I will tattoo Angel Ambassador on my arse

NObabe wrote: I will tattoo Angel Ambassador on my arse

Not on your arms though.

BIGINOIL wrote: I don't see how getting "Ness never lets us down" inked under my trousers means that I hate women, pink badges, you or anything else. It couldn't, because I don't.

Just calm down a bit - you're getting hysterical. You just lay in wait for me then and attacked the first thing I said. Keep it up and I will start to get pissed off with you. Until then, if you can find some evidence of all this hatred I'm guilty of I'd be happy to see it.

Yeah, I quite like that idea!!

Being a 'lady' (using the term loosely) I can't see how that equates to lady hating

Anyhow, Steve is offering a service to a lot of grateful females, so we can't criticise him for that really and we are all entitled to our opinions.

lucyjane wrote:

Ness Order wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

A badge might burst her, Mike. Or she made of a hi-grade rubber?!

(Can you give me the address of your supplier, if so).

Am presuming Ness is gonna stick with The Vikings!

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Finally found this thread, I was wondering was all the fuss was about!!

Yes, Vikings for me!, the thought of being a BA makes me squirm in horror

Each to their own though!

My feelings also Ness and I posted as much on another thread. We had best stick with what we know!!! See you in a couple of weeks, Well, at least IF we eventually agree which pub to meet in.

It's our Yorkshire breeding!! We like to show our opinions in other ways

See you on 28th.

LEAVE IT EVERYBODY

Right off to get pissed, anybody joining me?

:)

Missy Jem wrote: Right off to get pissed, anybody joining me?

:)

YES!!!!! Well in an hour or two anyway - I don't think it's very 'ladylike' to get too carried away too soon!:D Has everyone taken their happy pill yet? It IS Friday after all....:\ohwell:

Spotnick wrote: Ness would be the leader of Hooky's Angels though.. the Vikings are always Hooky's side.

Well OK then, but without the name

At least it is possible to have a bit of interaction with Hooky when he is on-stage, he always spots familiar faces!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Ness Order wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Ness would be the leader of Hooky's Angels though.. the Vikings are always Hooky's side.

Well OK then, but without the name

At least it is possible to have a bit of interaction with Hooky when he is on-stage, he always spots familiar faces!

Are you jumping ship, Mrs?!

Now, Al you know I know what's best for me!

Wino wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Right off to get pissed, anybody joining me?

:)

YES!!!!! Well in an hour or two anyway - I don't think it's very 'ladylike' to get too carried away too soon!:D Has everyone taken their happy pill yet? It IS Friday after all....:\ohwell:

I started at 3pm! No- i didn't, because i'm not drinking until 28th Jan!(All lies)

BIGINOIL wrote: I don't see how getting "Ness never lets us down" inked under my trousers means that I hate women, pink badges, you or anything else. It couldn't, because I don't.

Just calm down a bit - you're getting hysterical. You just lay in wait for me then and attacked the first thing I said. Keep it up and I will start to get pissed off with you. Until then, if you can find some evidence of all this hatred I'm guilty of I'd be happy to see it.

Well, it appears I owe you an apology. I rather assumed you meant getting "the thought of Barney's Angels makes me squirm" on yer arse. As you can imagine. THAT made me blood boil. So not an over reaction, a perfectly measured reaction based on a false premise. Maybe I was on red alert, especially after the events of the previous 24, but if you think I'm over senstive ONLINE, try spending 20 mins with me in the flesh when things start to get to me these days :D remember, my GP told me "I don't care if you have days you aren't so sore, you're a disaster waiting to happen in a call centre on those pills" Mayhaps I am a touch hysterical or paranoid, because frankly the fact that this little larf of ours generated any genuine ill feeling shocked me imensely, such was certainly never my intention, quite the reverse in fact, I wanted to give something back, at least until such times as NOOLday happens when I may actually serve some useful purpose.

on the plus side, at least I had to the good sense to go away and not start a shootin war again.

Deary me, what must Ness think of me, that I find her name insulting ?

Sorry Ness :D

Can I also point out, AGAIN, that Barney is NOT my leader in any way, cut me in half and you'll see a pic of a Shergold Marathon 6 running right through me. But no, no "hooky's hookers" badges are getting made :D

Can I also point out for the record, that really, anyone can have one of the silly badges, once those that wish to wear em with pride have been taken care of, anyone who feels the need for one in the collection is more than welcome.

Thanks for apologising. I'm sorry for any offence caused.

BIGINOIL wrote: Thanks for apologising. I'm sorry for any offence caused.

No worries, any offence caused was purely on the inside of my heed anyway.