Ladies of NOOL...Barney's Angels: Offical Registration

Well Ladies (and miscelaneous females of other categories)...this is it...the moment you've all been waiting for. At last the chance to proclaim your love, lust, or down right sexual obsession for the great Bernard in the finest style imaginable, by sporting one of these fine pink badges.

To qualify, you must be female, and have a serisous desire to do unprintable and dispicable things to poor Barney. It costs fuck all, cos I'm a nice guy and some some very nice founder angels to back me up.

All you need to do is send a mail...which MUST contain your affirmation that you are a Barney fancier. It should also contain your country (this is VITAL if you are in the US as I need to know how many badges to ship to our Special US Agent Angel) to this address...

angels@slightlynarrow.co.uk

The badges will be with me next week, at that time, I will conatact you back asking for an address to send it to.

if any of you are at all sheepish about handing your address over to some undersexed Irish nut-job...fear not, a female (in the lovely shape of Miss Bonzette) will also have a small supply...but we'll sort that out once I know how many of yous there are....tho putting (I'm scared and i'd rather Bonzette sent me my badge) in your mail would be helpful...and no i wont be offended.

MEN OF NOOL...I do NOT WANT TO HEAR IT. What ever reason you think you have for getting one of these...it's probably a shite one. talk to me in a coupla months and we'll see if any are left.

you'd have more chance if you didnt fork out for the badges!

but then again, what you do with your money is your own business.

Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

Uncle Liam wrote: Wierdo.

It's 'weirdo', Liam. W-E-I-R-D-O !!

Uncle Liam wrote: you'd have more chance if you didnt fork out for the badges!

but then again, what you do with your money is your own business.

there's also the thing about me not really being too well still Apollo14 near killed me, and that was a matter of dandering in off the street, watching No and leaving. Manc Aid is going to be HOURS of standing in wall to wall sweaty tossers listening to utter shite, paying £10 for a glass of water, queueing for 8 hours for a piss, and all to see NO play for what? 20 mins (20 UNSOUNDCHECKED mins at that).

I kinda thought that insteast of me being bitter and whining about it for the next coupla weeks, I'd do something nice instead.

Woohoo!

Thanks for this, Steve. Have I told you today how awesome you are?

If not: there it is. :P

Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Does she have any place to actually pin it?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Steve, please remember my missus would like one !

Cheers

Mike

Does she have any place to actually pin it?

I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al. I think it's OK to be a viking AND a sexually demented female who wants to jump a superanuated mancunian.

http://bestbadges.co.uk/

They do the viking stylee ones but i didnt get any quotes on those....this is a daft venture and I have no desire to compete or attempt to out do you in any way old chap.

remember...a big pink badge= a 100% garaunteed quality date/company. I should think you guys would approve of them.

You can be a BENNY'S ANGEL though......

In some cases, a badge might also signify the gal about to outdrink you 5 ways from sunday.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al.

Are you saying I can be a Barney's Angel?!

You can be Biggy's Angel, Al!

You still got the wig from last time?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive Al.

Are you saying I can be a Barney's Angel?!

As long as you don;t mind undergoing a cockectomy, you're very welcome :D

Actually, you can probably have a badge anyway, would seem a bit petty to deny you after all those vikings badges, purely cos you are unfortunately enough to be a bloke. I'm sure one of the "pink ladies" will facilitate you (in a badge capacity anyway) at manc Aid.

melly wrote: In some cases, a badge might also signify the gal about to outdrink you 5 ways from sunday.

like i said..a GOOD DATE

You do all seem to be astonishing pissheads tho. Possibly this has contributed to your warped taste in men.

Cannon fodder - I like it!

BIGINOIL wrote: Cannon fodder - I like it!

More like berserkers. or even a decent artilliery barrage.

BIGINOIL wrote: Cannon fodder - I like it!

I don't mind being a human shield as long as I get to carry a bat into battle. Preferably one of those police batons/ blackjacks and a tanker of some alcoholic liquid as my go-go juice.

I see hordes of men running away in terror as a strange female is catapulted into them at 40 odd miles an hour. Might be best to leave the squeamish home.

(though, really you're likely to see me soft as a mouse and sleepy as opposed to absolutely violent when over my limit, so no one has to fear being killed while next to me at a gig.)

Why are men not allowed? I thought New Order were a gay band anyway...

oh...yes my bad...raging queens are allowed too.

ooohhhh !!!

I want one !

Steve ?

Can I have one…

mmmmmmm ???

:kiss:

I'm saving all my love for Steven.

I'm thinking Steve's badge will be needing to be made from motherboard material, perhaps with brass embellishment of a tank on the center of the pin.

yeah, but the name will be tricky.

Steve's strumpets? Morris' Merry maidens? little drummer girls?

PS...I am having NOTHING to do with that one...I love gillan far to much to assist in the demise of her happy marriage. nor am I having ANYTHING AT ALL to do with "pete's pretty ones"or "hook's harlots" nor indeed "phil's phuckbuddies" and absolutely not "gillian's gents"

:D:D:D:D:D