I'll tell you who can fuck off....
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One of them anyway........:evil:
Right I'm offski, been browsing this forum for the last hour and I fear I am turning into Rocket Mick 
Be good people, one of these days Young Churchy is gonna fulfil his feckin duties.
Good luck Dave 
i resent that statement. his work in the 1970s was seminal (no pun intended) to the development of rock music.
AgentWood wrote: i resent that statement. his work in the 1970s was seminal (no pun intended) to the development of rock music.
Absolutely true ... and now he can fuck off!
It'd be really nice if he stopped doing Disney soundtracks. Kids I've babysat for have driven me bonkers with his compositions. Makes me want to turn up The Bitch Is Back near their houses.
melly wrote: It'd be really nice if he stopped doing Disney soundtracks. Kids I've babysat for have driven me bonkers with his compositions. Makes me want to turn up The Bitch Is Back near their houses.
PARENTS TODAY eh?My mum and dad would never have let a NOOL'er BABYSIT me.Even when i was 32.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: actually i don't think elton is actually a member here, so he cam't fook off from nool. :D
Well he has written a song for MAYA's return.
THE BITCH IS BACK
Rocket Mick wrote:
melly wrote: It'd be really nice if he stopped doing Disney soundtracks. Kids I've babysat for have driven me bonkers with his compositions. Makes me want to turn up The Bitch Is Back near their houses.
PARENTS TODAY eh?My mum and dad would never have let a NOOL'er BABYSIT me.Even when i was 32.
Despite my wearing of NO tees, I don't think the parents even know who they are. 
They're only in their 30's as well.
Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur!
amen to that.
chelsea are worse, though. bastards.
AgentWood wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur!
amen to that.
chelsea are worse, though. bastards.
Would agree with the two of you if you were right about something other than Chelsea..........................................
;) j/k (really)......thanks again for the laugh, too bloody depressing trying to read all of those FUCKIN' OFF threads. Besides, it'd be damn boring if everybody liked the same things....
ON EDIT: Can Joe Simpson and his child progeny PLEASE do us all a favour and fuck off? Pretty please and the rest of the free world thanks you in advance.
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:
ON EDIT: Can Joe Simpson and his child progeny PLEASE do us all a favour and fuck off? Pretty please and the rest of the free world thanks you in advance.
amen, Green. Can't tolerate them.
I wish Melly would fuck off. just into another room for 10 mins, long enough for meto read the last thing she posted, and successfully step away from the computer so I can get some sleep. It's not that everyone else isn't just as interesting, it's just that I've got this trained response mechanism, you know like with lab mice...Melly's name = reward (usually in the form of a pearl of daftness). She is by no means the only person,Jem and MICK and that scouse monkey kershaw would be others. but they are not gobshiting tonight :D
melly wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:
ON EDIT: Can Joe Simpson and his child progeny PLEASE do us all a favour and fuck off? Pretty please and the rest of the free world thanks you in advance.
To be fair, the world needs more stupid people.
Steve Campbell wrote: I wish Melly would fuck off. just into another room for 10 mins, long enough for meto read the last thing she posted, and successfully step away from the computer so I can get some sleep. It's not that everyone else isn't just as interesting, it's just that I've got this trained response mechanism, you know like with lab mice...Melly's name = reward (usually in the form of a pearl of daftness). She is by no means the only person,Jem and MICK and that scouse monkey kershaw would be others. but they are not gobshiting tonight :D
Go to bed you! Don't force me to keep putting up quality posts like this to drive yo uot the rest you so richly deserve!
Taboo: yeah, but when the ratio of stupid to smart is in the range of 1,000,000 : 1, it gets a bit old and some bleach needs to be spread in the gene pools. :p
I have a feeling Jessica and Ashlee are good arguements against the "No Child Left Behind" program
It's not just Elton but I've realized that once people stop doing drugs, the music starts sucking. Why? You would think the opposite would be true. Maybe the drugs have just killed too many brain cells which might explain my current condition.:)
i was way too young to do drugs in the 70s. ah i see what you mean. the artist started to suck when they stopped doing drugs. all i can say to quote loosely from somewhere, as one kind of music is at its peak, it invariably starts to move downward, and another kind of music takes its place. it is in a state of constant movement. so it follows that artists can only stay on top for a limited time before they begin to suck. This however is not true with the order. i wish the rest of the world would realize this fact.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i was way too young to do drugs in the 70s. ah i see what you mean. the artist started to suck when they stopped doing drugs. all i can say to quote loosely from somewhere, as one kind of music is at its peak, it invariably starts to move downward, and another kind of music takes its place. it is in a state of constant movement. so it follows that artists can only stay on top for a limited time before they begin to suck. This however is not true with the order. i wish the rest of the world would realize this fact.
This calls for a thread.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i was way too young to do drugs in the 70s. ah i see what you mean. the artist started to suck when they stopped doing drugs. all i can say to quote loosely from somewhere, as one kind of music is at its peak, it invariably starts to move downward, and another kind of music takes its place. it is in a state of constant movement. so it follows that artists can only stay on top for a limited time before they begin to suck. This however is not true with the order. i wish the rest of the world would realize this fact.
This calls for a thread.
Oh for the simple days when a thread needed a needle. I'm off to flower arrange now, have fun.
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i was way too young to do drugs in the 70s. ah i see what you mean. the artist started to suck when they stopped doing drugs. all i can say to quote loosely from somewhere, as one kind of music is at its peak, it invariably starts to move downward, and another kind of music takes its place. it is in a state of constant movement. so it follows that artists can only stay on top for a limited time before they begin to suck. This however is not true with the order. i wish the rest of the world would realize this fact.
This calls for a thread.
Oh for the simple days when a thread needed a needle. I'm off to flower arrange now, have fun.
I COULD have kept this to mysel, but honesty dictates I must say, that the first thing that popped into my head was "flower arranging with professor J H Gumby" You with knotted hanky on head...."first take some chrissss some hriznamumunnasnananu...some flowers....and arrange them in a vase " WHOMP.
I'll get my flack jacket.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Hello, sir, and welcome to the men's loo at Watford. I'm Reggie, I'll be here right by the sinks when you're done.
Oh, that tinkling on the piano? I'm a singer on the weekends. Sing a little for you? Well, now you've gone and made me nervous, sir...alright...here's a little song I wrote about a man I met here in the restroom, sir:
Hold me closer, Tiny DancerCount your headlights on the highwayLay me down in fields of gladness...
You like that? Sir? Sir, I have to help you clean up after yourself. The handsoap, sir. Finest in Britain...your toilet's stopped up? Let me come in there with the plunger...
Sir, I don't know what you were thinking...that's disgusting. Can't a single young man make money on the side working at a men's loo and not be hit on by fruits? Honestly, what sort of man do you think I am?
You live just round the corner?.........give me ten minutes, I still gotta wash the sinks
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur!
Thierry Henry
...to Barca
I've already told you!
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur!
Thierry Henry
...to Barca
I've already told you!
seconded!
