I'll tell you who can fuck off....

Taboo # 7 wrote: Dammit, Steve, you beat me to it...but still

That was my intention. :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

you aren't implying Elton has capacity for 60,000 people are you?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Hello, sir, and welcome to the men's loo at Watford. I'm Reggie, I'll be here right by the sinks when you're done.

Oh, that tinkling on the piano? I'm a singer on the weekends. Sing a little for you? Well, now you've gone and made me nervous, sir...alright...here's a little song I wrote about a man I met here in the restroom, sir:

Hold me closer, Tiny DancerCount your headlights on the highwayLay me down in fields of gladness...

You like that? Sir? Sir, I have to help you clean up after yourself. The handsoap, sir. Finest in Britain...your toilet's stopped up? Let me come in there with the plunger...

Sir, I don't know what you were thinking...that's disgusting. Can't a single young man make money on the side working at a men's loo and not be hit on by fruits? Honestly, what sort of man do you think I am?

You live just round the corner?.........give me ten minutes, I still gotta wash the sinks

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur! (sorry Green)

Thierry Henry

...to Barca

I've already told you!

Shug, bring back Room 101!

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Tottenham Hotspur! (sorry Green)

Thierry Henry

...to Barca

I've already told you!

seconded!