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13 Jan 2006, 11:35

I thought I would re create this thread.

If you do not like Talking Bollocks please do not read the posts.

It is easy really isn't it.

Some people like posting Bollocks , some don't , the ones that like it can post , the other leave this thread alone.

Diggy Mike - Seeker of truth and justice

13 Jan 2006, 11:39

BUT I'VE GOT NO BOLLOX TO TALK

13 Jan 2006, 11:41

Proove it!

13 Jan 2006, 11:42

Proove it!

13 Jan 2006, 11:42

Digital Mike wrote: Proove it!

oh man.. random memes

13 Jan 2006, 11:45

13 Jan 2006, 11:51

Electronic traction control or a limited slip diff?

:confused2:

13 Jan 2006, 11:51

13 Jan 2006, 11:53

14 Jan 2006, 05:33

I can do this forever...........

Raging bad head, rolled in at 4am this morning, spent 2 hours putting a filing cabinet together, redyed my pink hair (but it hasn't worked, so it's still pink).......about to get lunch for kids and then getting ready to go out tonight. Oh, also cleaned the remnants of a thrown egg on the car for the third time this week.....little sh**s. That's about for now, but I'm pretty sure I'll think of something equally interesting at a later date.......... :confused2:

14 Jan 2006, 05:40

Wow ! you will leave us fo dead at the MEN Arena

14 Jan 2006, 05:48

I wouldn't bet on that!

14 Jan 2006, 05:57

Hope you have an Hawaian Shirt !

14 Jan 2006, 06:02

Strangely enough - no..........I've got a patterned one that sends your eyes funny if you stare at it - will that do? :crazy:

14 Jan 2006, 06:05

Sounds Fab!

14 Jan 2006, 06:10

Off to Asda to see if it is true they are doing 3 x Hawaian Shirts for a Fiver - Will report later

14 Jan 2006, 06:25

Barney Army wrote: Electronic traction control or a limited slip diff?

LSD every time T/C is for arcade machines and F1 poofs

(I don't drive btw)

14 Jan 2006, 06:27

If they are doing H shirts, I'll wear one in sympathy at home.

Shorts as well?

14 Jan 2006, 06:42

Only if they're lycra

14 Jan 2006, 07:17

oh yes,that WILL be an attractive sight.

14 Jan 2006, 07:20

:lol:

14 Jan 2006, 07:26

Besides you should never wear any kind ofleg garment that reveals what religion you are.

15 Jan 2006, 13:36

:abovelol: I will remove the wifes Pretty Pollies then :evil4:

15 Jan 2006, 13:45

I bet they're not American Tan?

15 Jan 2006, 13:50

Black

15 Jan 2006, 13:58

You can't just say black; it doesn't work like that anymore. For a start what denier are they? Are they Jetblack, Black, or Barely Black? You can't just come out with off the cuff remarks without knowing your stuff Mike! Now if there is no apparent denier then they're OK to use as a tea strainer as a general guide ok? In future, think before you generalise - there's been enough sweeping on here lately to keep the clangers out of work for months! Go and check. Now that IS round ones I think....... :nod:

15 Jan 2006, 14:00

Barely Black, 10 Denier

15 Jan 2006, 14:08

Phew, what a relief. I thought you might say Jetblack Micromesh for a moment. Hope you shaved your legs first - you just HAVE to in 10 denier........blonde, pink, or dark.....

15 Jan 2006, 14:13

Love the PP in the lace top :D

15 Jan 2006, 14:16

Wino wrote: Phew, what a relief. I thought you might say Jetblack Micromesh for a moment. Hope you shaved your legs first - you just HAVE to in 10 denier........blonde, pink, or dark.....

:abovelol: I may have to borrow that pink hair dye, to disguise myself at Manc Aid!In light of recent events, don't want anyone to notice a Barney's Angel is in da house! :lol:

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