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Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote: Phew, what a relief. I thought you might say Jetblack Micromesh for a moment. Hope you shaved your legs first - you just HAVE to in 10 denier........blonde, pink, or dark.....
I may have to borrow that pink hair dye, to disguise myself at Manc Aid!In light of recent events, don't want anyone to notice a Barney's Angel is in da house!
Strangely enough, you just can't buy it in the shops. It is simply Kath made. I laughed, then I cried, now I despair. Still, the kids are now at least talking to me, so you know, alls well that ends well. (I am NOT having my hair cut off...................) it's not THAT bad.......(scuse me whilst I choke.....). I'll stick to one colour in future - I should have just stayed with my natural colour, then everything would have been fine! Blonde is beautiful. Apparently. At this moment, it would be great.
Well, I never asked to be a BA, but there you go. We may be frowned upon now, but don't worry about it. We should all be able to laugh at ourselves! Remember that. Especially on the 29th!
Laminate, real wood or carpet - he's my best friend.......... and cheap.Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote: Phew, what a relief. I thought you might say Jetblack Micromesh for a moment. Hope you shaved your legs first - you just HAVE to in 10 denier........blonde, pink, or dark.....
Strangely enough, you just can't buy it in the shops. It is simply Kath made. I laughed, then I cried, now I despair. Still, the kids are now at least talking to me, so you know, alls well that ends well. (I am NOT having my hair cut off...................) it's not THAT bad.......(scuse me whilst I choke.....). I'll stick to one colour in future - I should have just stayed with my natural colour, then everything would have been fine! Blonde is beautiful. Apparently. At this moment, it would be great.
Well, I never asked to be a BA, but there you go. We may be frowned upon now, but don't worry about it. We should all be able to laugh at ourselves! Remember that. Especially on the 29th!
You mean to say.........i've quit my well paid job, been saving grannies from buses, robbing the rich to give to the poor and going round with wings on my back, and there's no real Angel's job on offer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never! Well, the way Cambo put it to me, i thought all this business was serious stuff.........especially the Barney part
Damn........ Do you reckon Tesco's will take the wings back????? I kept the reciept!
No reason why not - Sainsbury's had mine back today - WITHOUT the receipt. Mr Campbell has a lot to answer for I'd say............ getting us all hot under the collar then disappearing like that pretending he knows not....... bloody men............
:D Alright for you - what about my bloody hair? Everyone will think I did this on purpose!!!!!!!!!!
Im thinking about getting one of those Rainbow vacuum cleaners.
You could clean the Men Arena, after we have finished with it !
Wino wrote: No reason why not - Sainsbury's had mine back today - WITHOUT the receipt. Mr Campbell has a lot to answer for I'd say............ getting us all hot under the collar then disappearing like that pretending he knows not....... bloody men............
I'm sure when you walk in the pub, in only your Barney's Angel badge, pink hair will be the last thing on people's.....err.....minds?
I can't believe she dyed her fuckin cat pink as a cover....
"my hair? PINK, fucking supid twat, look my hair's the same colour as this cat, now who ever heard of a pink cat. you should see a psychiatrist, you're a looney"
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Digital Mike wrote: Off to Asda to see if it is true they are doing 3 x Hawaian Shirts for a Fiver - Will report later
get me an ASDA chicken curry and rice while yer there.
they're boss!!
post it to NOOL headquarters.
Missy Jem wrote: Complete and utter bollocks. Well done everyone!
Big Sam the bewt is not with you by any chance is he?
