Poland to host miss world 2006

Warsaw, September. Geeezuz. What should I do to prepare myself for that show? I will try not to go mad

meat is coming

sorry for that meat ladies

usually won by mingers.

Corned beef I guess you could say

Damn, i thought it was Paris this year. Suppose i'd better start saving for the longer flight then.

pity that.

i was thinking that just a MISS POLAND would be even better.

I've been to Warsaw. man o man. what stunners.

yep, Miss Poland sounds better

Wow Kershaw. How did i get away without a comment then?

You're losing your touch.

Miss Estonia

that's where it's at

Missy Jem wrote: Wow Kershaw. How did i get away without a comment then?

You're losing your touch.

Miss Burnden Park 1992 was a long time ago Jem. stop living off past glories!!

Barney Army wrote: Miss Estonia

that's where it's at

nah. miss Prague or miss Budapest. that's where its truly at.

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Wow Kershaw. How did i get away without a comment then?

You're losing your touch.

Miss Burnden Park 1992 was a long time ago Jem. stop living off past glories!!

That's more like it! (But brings your total up to 105 kicks when i see you - although these can be swapped for the equivalent in English Pounds!)

sad............desperate............no chance

All springs to mind!

and i don't mean me or Missy!

Bonzette wrote: sad............desperate............no chance

All springs to mind!

yeah. i know. jem should stick to local and regional beauty pageants. don't stray across county borders and all that. haha

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote: sad............desperate............no chance

All springs to mind!

yeah. i know. jem should stick to local and regional beauty pageants. don't stray across county borders and all that. haha

You'll have to be quicker then that scouse boy! Read the post above you!

At the rik of appearing to be a total asskisser, I'm pretty sure Bonz and Jem are far prettier on the outside than most of the plastic trolls they'll parade around at this. And for inside.....well...how lovely can someone BE on the inside when their ambition in life is to have a bunch of letches say she'sprettier than all the other vacuous trollops.

to real women!!!

Steve Campbell wrote: At the rik of appearing to be a total asskisser, I'm pretty sure Bonz and Jem are far prettier on the outside than most of the plastic trolls they'll parade around at this. And for inside.....well...how lovely can someone BE on the inside when their ambition in life is to have a bunch of letches say she'sprettier than all the other vacuous trollops.

to real women!!!

Steve Campbell wrote: At the rik of appearing to be a total asskisser, I'm pretty sure Bonz and Jem are far prettier on the outside than most of the plastic trolls they'll parade around at this. And for inside.....well...how lovely can someone BE on the inside when their ambition in life is to have a bunch of letches say she'sprettier than all the other vacuous trollops.

to real women!!!

I'll drink to that

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote: sad............desperate............no chance

All springs to mind!

yeah. i know. jem should stick to local and regional beauty pageants. don't stray across county borders and all that. haha

£106 and counting. You've not seen me in the flesh mister! Oooooer!

Besides....how many of these bints on miss world like NO? Eh?

no likie NO gettie my vote :D

Steve Campbell wrote: At the rik of appearing to be a total asskisser, I'm pretty sure Bonz and Jem are far prettier on the outside than most of the plastic trolls they'll parade around at this. And for inside.....well...how lovely can someone BE on the inside when their ambition in life is to have a bunch of letches say she'sprettier than all the other vacuous trollops.

to real women!!!

fookin ell Steve, i was takin the piss

i wouldnt want to meet a chick that wanted to 'save the world and work with children', fook that.

Now a chick that wants to get hammered and see new order

Think you'll be meeting quite a few of them next week cock!

Missy Jem wrote: Think you'll be meeting quite a few of them next week cock!

Spoiled for choice in fact :D

Missy Jem wrote: Think you'll be meeting quite a few of them next week cock!

i wanted to reply with a double entendre then but couldnt think of one

ah well, I'm sure something will come up

Finnbar Saunders you aint!

ahhh cultural differences.....cock in that context in Bolton will always be taken as a metasyntactic placeholder for mate. Where as the same sentence here would definitely be taken as ending "you fucking cock".

Probably cos you are

Missy Jem wrote: Probably cos you are

Just you wait, I'll have you for that woman!

Miss Israel is always a favourite.Having dated an Israeli girl myself :ladysman: i have a soft spot for them :)

She's very pretty. I'm amazed they're allowed to wear bikinis. Thought they were against all that sort of stuff or am i on the wrong lines?

Missy Jem wrote: She's very pretty. I'm amazed they're allowed to wear bikinis. Thought they were against all that sort of stuff or am i on the wrong lines?

Tight ass Jews yeah, but most jews, like most "christians" don;t give a monkey's.

Miss Gazza strip on the other hand....all veil and black towelling.

Missy Jem wrote: She's very pretty. I'm amazed they're allowed to wear bikinis. Thought they were against all that sort of stuff or am i on the wrong lines?

They can wear bikinis ,yeah.But i always preferred them in their Soldiers uniforms .Cute and sexy