Chuck Speaks: Tears do not cure cancer; buy my book!

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris

Any publicity is good publicity!

collegehumor.com are big fans of him. always mentioning him in the hotlinks and linked that message he left on the website too.

When it is all said and done I will say this about Chuck. He is consistant. He is not inherently evil or a money grabbing douche. He will not make an ass of himself like Sean "small penis" Penn or Ted "no penis" Nuggent. Chuck gives short bastards like myself a sense of pride.

DEATH FROM BELOW!!!!

So...does that mean Sean Penn's tears cure cancer?

'Cause I am so on that if there's a market for it :p

Taboo # 7 wrote: So...does that mean Sean Penn's tears cure cancer?

'Cause I am so on that if there's a market for it :p

C'mon Mike, what are you waiting for?

I had Masters in International Relations. Tip-top, like they say in Finland.

Sean Penn doesn't squint. He merely tries to control the gamma rays that originate in his eyes from coursing through an innocent bystander when his eyelids are fully open. Because Sean Penn is a man of peace :p

ChrissMari wrote:

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris