Aberdeen Order - Official Thread

The first meeting of the Official Aberdeen Order was held last night.

Following this success, we will be applying to have our own Forum, called either "In A Lonely Place" or "Vanishing Point": watch out for the special 'members only' poll. T-shirts are being printed as we speak, these will be useful as our members will be able to recognise one another in crowded rooms.

Look out for our weekly newsletter. Downloadable from our website www.aberdeenorder.com every Friday. The weekly rally will be held every Saturday * at various locations around the City.

Following last night’s momentous meeting, it has been proposed that 25th January be commemorated every year with a special dinner/dance - all members are welcome.

* Please note that this Saturdays rally has been cancelled, as both members will be in Manchester.

BIGINOIL wrote: * Please note that this Saturdays rally has been cancelled, as both members will be in Manchester.

So it was just you and your member then last night in the pub?

I'll be Left Alone In The Dark Order

Please would all non-Aberdeen Order members refrain from posting on this thread. Until we have our own forum, this is our primary method of staying in touch.

Hello?

Anyone there?

Biggie, bring us a new Angus Order t-shirt down Sat for me to wear so your posse will look even bigger!

Then people will say 'R U from Aberdeen' No - but that twat over there with the Hawiian shirt is

( no - i dont mean Frads or Digi)

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they go to the Loch Ness and the whole village turns out.

The Aberdeen Order rocked the house!

Any chance the Ilkeston order could twin with the Aberdeen order ?

I'll get the signs made up

BIGINOIL wrote: The Aberdeen Order rocked the house!

Thats one way of putting it.

and everyone thought it was a joke!

well we have regular gatherings of the Canberra Order, watching NO dvds, and maxing out the amp, but at the moment it is just shane and me. :D we do have a couple of associate members, but they don't post here. we won't be asking for our own forum just yet.

Aberdeen Order Update.

Member news:

Biggie went out on the lash and doesn't feel well today. No bacon sarnie though - doing it with fruit today!

Royser spent the last two nights fixing computers. He must be feeling great by now, unlike earlier in the week when he felt delicate.

Guest Aberdonian Dr Clayhead stayed in BIGINOIL Towers and drank rose after two nights of Biggie home cuisine.

Watch this thread for news of next week's meeting and details of our fun 'members only' competition!

I know you, you live in Aberdeen.

I know somebody else who was in Aberdeen on Monday.

Does this mean i qualify for membership?

Permanent residents may join.

Occasional visitors may be associate members.

Members are allowed to bring a guest (usually someone they're shagging) to certain events like the annual dinner & dance and the Hogroast.

Diminutive hangers-on who've never even bloody even been to Aberdeen are unwelcome and, as previously requested, should stay off this thread.

Some associate members pictured yesterday, against the granite backdrop of Union Street.

Royser wrote:

Some associate members pictured yesterday, against the granite backdrop of Union Street.

looks like a picture from sydney's famous mardi gras.

amazingly, it is actually union street

Royser wrote: amazingly, it is actually union street

well that is truly scary.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Royser wrote: amazingly, it is actually union street

well that is truly scary.

Belmont St is worse.

I've got drunk on my own down Union St (some American style theme bar in '95) and I like New Order.

Where does that put me in the pecking order

Do we have a Peking Order?

Barney Army wrote: I've got drunk on my own down Union St (some American style theme bar in '95) and I like New Order.

Where does that put me in the pecking order

Do we have a Peking Order?

Yes Duck for me please

Update: Clayhead's been & gone. Was served BIGINOIL lasagne & chicken jalfrezi (declined offer of bacon sarnie cos it was too fucking early for Clayhead). Had fine time.

This thread will just run & run......

Ha ha - big up the cooking and you can come any time!

Always a pleasure, Prof - come again soon.

Thanks for the gift too - there was really no need, but it was much appreciated.

Hic!

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Update: Clayhead's been & gone. Was served BIGINOIL lasagne & chicken jalfrezi (declined offer of bacon sarnie cos it was too fucking early for Clayhead). Had fine time.

This thread will just run & run......

Martin, there must have been exceptional circumstances, you obviously know that in Aberdeen its NEVER too early for a bacon sarnie

It wasn't even that early: at least 11.30.

Royser wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Update: Clayhead's been & gone. Was served BIGINOIL lasagne & chicken jalfrezi (declined offer of bacon sarnie cos it was too fucking early for Clayhead). Had fine time.

This thread will just run & run......

Martin, there must have been exceptional circumstances, you obviously know that in Aberdeen its NEVER too early for a bacon sarnie

I had good reason to stay in bed.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I had good reason to stay in bed.

I can confirm that.

BIGINOIL wrote: Permanent residents may join.

Occasional visitors may be associate members.

Members are allowed to bring a guest (usually someone they're shagging) to certain events like the annual dinner & dance and the Hogroast.

Diminutive hangers-on who've never even bloody even been to Aberdeen are unwelcome and, as previously requested, should stay off this thread.

Well, I've also been to Aberdeen (and like New Order), all I remember about the place is that there's a pub called "Frankenstein" (or something like that) which I stumbled in at 9am in the morning after 4 hours kip and a hangover to order a pint and a greasy breakfast!

Oh yeah, and it was full of Geordies (and Mackems) arriving for their month-on, month-off, oil rig duties!

BIGINOIL wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I had good reason to stay in bed.

I can confirm that.

Batty Order more like

Barney Army wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I had good reason to stay in bed.

I can confirm that.

Batty Order more like

Colin was in no fit state for 'owt like that.

Tragically.

I can confirm that it's a real girl with hair and everyting. As proof, I’ll share my diary entry with you (never done this before)…

Wednesday 1st Feb 3006

Fine Indian dinner in the Apartment with Piper and the Good Doctor. Then into town for riotous night with some of the semi-skilled from the office. Returned to the apartment to find a vision of beauty in the drawing room. With skin like porcelain and hair like the finest silk she perched like a little doll on the chaise lounge. Was I dreaming? Could she be real? I reached out to touch her with my hand, unable to resist the temptation to feel the softness of her skin. Oh joy; she SPOKE to me! “Keep yer fuckin hands to yerself yer fat old bastard”. Ahh the voice of an angel.

I retired, and dreamed that I was in heaven.

I think you'd better hop back in that time machine to 2006 Biggy.

Please stay off this thread Missy. You're not Aberdeen Order.

BIGINOIL wrote: I can confirm that it's a real girl with hair and everyting. As proof, I’ll share my diary entry with you (never done this before)…

Wednesday 1st Feb 3006

Fine Indian dinner in the Apartment with Piper and the Good Doctor. Then into town for riotous night with some of the semi-skilled from the office. Returned to the apartment to find a vision of beauty in the drawing room. With skin like porcelain and hair like the finest silk she perched like a little doll on the chaise lounge. Was I dreaming? Could she be real? I reached out to touch her with my hand, unable to resist the temptation to feel the softness of her skin. Oh joy; she SPOKE to me! “Keep yer fuckin hands to yerself yer fat old bastard”. Ahh the voice of an angel.

I retired, and dreamed that I was in heaven.

Well, yeah, obviously. But what about Pamela?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Well, yeah, obviously. But what about Pamela?

Not bad, I suppose.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Royser wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Update: Clayhead's been & gone. Was served BIGINOIL lasagne & chicken jalfrezi (declined offer of bacon sarnie cos it was too fucking early for Clayhead). Had fine time.

This thread will just run & run......

Martin, there must have been exceptional circumstances, you obviously know that in Aberdeen its NEVER too early for a bacon sarnie

I had good reason to stay in bed.

ahhhhhh, so it seems

Colin where did the "semi-skilled" people drag you to?

Royser wrote: Colin where did the "semi-skilled" people drag you to?

I knew it was a mistake to let you read my diary!

Off to the footie tomorrow night, then out with a couple of mates for beer on Thursday.

Coming?

I'm going to the football tomorrow night too.

Got some plans for early part of thursday evening, could probably make it for after half-eight though.

I've got a new mob number I'll mail it to you.

Royser wrote:

I've got a new mob number I'll mail it to you.

I'm so glad we organised this so well

did the other half of aberdeen orders weekend go to plan?

I went to the Ian Brown gig and then the aftershow party, he's not my hero but if he was then I would re-itirate the saying that you should never meet your heroes. He's a bit weird.

Any plans for this weekend - might be in Aberdeen?

Next weekend - Hooky in Edinburgh

BIGINOIL wrote:

Next weekend - Hooky in Edinburgh

BIGINOIL wrote: Any plans for this weekend - might be in Aberdeen?

Next weekend - Hooky in Edinburgh

Really? And if he plays WIM....???

at least it won't be the night the bloody WC draw was made. I think that made it worse.

he surely won't play it again will he............

Let's hope he puts it on upside down - That would be a Good Thing

Clayhead, do you want me to save the opened bottle of rose that you left in my fridge?

BIGINOIL wrote: Clayhead, do you want me to save the opened bottle of rose that you left in my fridge?

Oh, yes please. It's a classy beverage that I've heard matures well when kept uncorked in an Aberdeen fridge.

big man,

my wife just said 'oh dear' wehn she saw that photo.