oh Lord would you buy me..

dont want Mercedes or Color TV, just a new Sexy Doll, there is a leak in my old one I cant fix

Wow, what did you do to make it leak?

Maybe it's Welsh?

:\pimp3:

Here, check this joke out...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Anthony Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Anthony Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

...jesus. don't you have an Ann Summers shop near you?

Missy Jem wrote: Wow, what did you do to make it leak?

Fetish accupuncture?

Oh Lord wont you buy me....... A fairlight series III a synclavier a PPG2.3 (with waveterm) A shergold marathon 6 another clone theory to replace the one someone nicked on me (hooky owns them all now anyway) a 1967 Eagle Weslake AR01 F1 car. That great big fuck off SSL console in realy world studios someone linked a while ago. (stay with me here folks, I'm tossing out ideas for xmas and birthday prezzies) a loutus 7...green with a yellow nose for reasons that are either obvious to you, or you need a serious re-education A police box a small cottage in donegal a Moog Modular (will swap for my Rogue) A season ticket for 2 including hotels and airfares to all 18 races on this years World Championship calendar (Jem, you can come to all of them except Monaco, where Leanne is prebooked, and whatever one is closest to siberia....actually...that would be hungary and Maya said they were plebs, so fook her, you can come there too) oh and does anyone remember opal mints (later pacers), I miss those, I'd quite like a packet

john kershaw wrote: ...jesus. don't you have an Ann Summers shop near you?

Damnit kershaw that was unfair I was still reeling from the gag when that hitme :D

Finally, somebody remembers Pacers! I used to love them. All of my friends have Pacer Amnesia!

But does anybody remember "HANKY PANKY" (thankyou for the predictable jokes due), seriously they were a cross between crisps and pop corn in an orange bag. Nobody remembers them except me. Think i might have been brought up in a parallel universe.

Missy Jem wrote: Finally, somebody remembers Pacers! I used to love them. All of my friends have Pacer Amnesia!

But does anybody remember "HANKY PANKY" (thankyou for the predictable jokes due), seriously they were a cross between crisps and pop corn in an orange bag. Nobody remembers them except me. Think i might have been brought up in a parallel universe.

they may, in common with many such snacks, have been a local thing you see.

So you and I are the only 2 who remember pacers....weird. Of course me being older I remember them as opal mints before that too LOL