- Because these damn top three lists are doing my fooking head in.
- See #1
- See #2
JESUSJUMPINGCHRIST on a pogo stick....
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Top 3 reasons to smash yourself over the head with a frigging bottle...
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1.) Because you're drunk
2.) Because you're high
3.) Because you're a villain in a bad Hong Kong kung-fu movie from the Seventies 
I stand by my reasons 
you think cirque du soleil will include you as an act
peer pressure, your mates have taken to self mutilation
to distract the drug squads alsation when it shows an interest in your tibetan money pouch .
Pitcairn Islands is where they had that investigation last year about women being raped and shit because they live so far away from civilisation? Interesting shit and I'm being serious. They jailed them and let them get their imports. I wonder how they seriously coped with the journalists and the modern technology brought to the island. Must be so fucking weird to live there.
