Might I sugesst a calendar of male Noolers be shot down a coal mine with no lights?
PS... bonza.....by "the obvious"...you mean the REALLY OBVIOUS yes?
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Barney's Angels Calendar... shall we do it? :evil4:
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Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon.
I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious)
haha.
yeah coz i don't wanna get the shock of me life by flippin open january and seein you in full colourvision and in full daylight. guuuuhhhhhhh!!!
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon.
I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious)
haha. yeah coz i don't wanna get the shock of me life by flippin open january and seein you in full colourvision and in full daylight. guuuuhhhhhhh!!!
In your dreams scouse boy!!!
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
Bonzette wrote:
Yeah, shortly before he wakes with a scream and finds himself in a pool of cold sweat.
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
there's only two things wrong with that..... your legs
not even getting the coat, this calls for clearing two tables in a single bound and exiting at the speed of Jordan chasing a camera
Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that! 
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
Missy- i'm thinking up a plan to get Diggy back- Angel style
That's our Ness: always willing to take one for the team!
EDIT: 
Don't sound so innocent now I read it back!
Ness Order wrote: Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
Don't forget me. I'd be happy to be princess viking seeing as you are the viking queen 
(there is no queen smiley)
lucyjane wrote:
Ness Order wrote: Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
Don't forget me. I'd be happy to be princess viking seeing as you are the viking queen
Of course - Yorkshire Vikings r 'us! Six months worth each
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Er, have you got a licence for that fishing rod?!
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
john kershaw wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
That was a long lunch break, Kershaw! Make it longer tomorrow!
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
i shall try to make it three pints then!
Digital Mike wrote:
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Chunks! Revenge will be sweet!
Al Jarvis wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Er, have you got a licence for that fishing rod?!
Button it!
I am quite sure that a lady of Jem's not inconsiderable charm and beauty has no need of such base tricks as fishing for compliments, rather I would think she's inundated with them from the massed ranks of her admirers.
(that's 20quid you owe me chuck)
Missy Jem wrote: CHRISTOPHER OWENS, STEP INTO MY OFFICE ... NOW!!!
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???????
Steve Campbell wrote: I am quite sure that a lady of Jem's not inconsiderable charm and beauty has no need of such base tricks as fishing for compliments, rather I would think she's inundated with them from the massed ranks of her admirers.
Good looking bird indeed - so shouldn't be giving it the 'oh no, my piccies are soooo awful' tosh - but has all the charm of a fairground bare-knuckle fighter.
you wanna watch it mate, the way I hear it she's got the right hook of one as well :D
FWIW I thought she was just about the funniest maddest thing on earth for WEEKS before I actually looked at a pic of her, so she must have some charm since my judgment could not have been dick inspired :D
Does she take sugar?
What scum we are to speak about her as if she aint here :D
EDIT: you've seen her, you can't tell me that pic does her justice now can you.
Missy Jem wrote: OI!!! LEAVE IT AAAAAHHHHT YOU!
i'll assume that was meant for the baldy southern fooker and not me, or it's the last nice thing i'll EVER say about you :D
Christopher Owens wrote: How old are all of youse?
It's like we're 14 again.
jesus Chris. not even me would have the guts to do that.
(funny though)
Btw, Miss November is a professional photographer - maybe you should invite her to the next gettogether?! One way of avoiding the Ladies in Lavender look...!
