Barney's Angels Calendar... shall we do it? :evil4:
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john kershaw wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Good looking bird indeed
preferred alfie meself
Parrots have standards...
Missy Jem wrote:
Parrots have standards...
Jem, I've been meaning to ask about that:
Does your parrot conform to British Standard BS 1042-2.3:1984. As you are probably aware, BS 1042-2.3:1984 has been superseded by ISO 5167 2003. Owing to certain differences between the two, conformance to the old British Standard does not necessarily mean that the CE mark may be awarded under the new Unified Standard. It is recommended that a full inspection is carried out to avoid non-conformance.
Super-SEEDED - geddit?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: OI!!! LEAVE IT AAAAAHHHHT YOU!
i'll assume that was meant for the baldy southern fooker and not me, or it's the last nice thing i'll EVER say about you :D
I sincerely doubt that's the case, Steve. She's a good-looking bird. And that's my last word on the subject. But then, I can make an informed judgement cos I've met a lot of the women who've posted on here through the years. And don't feel the need to suck up to each and every one of them like you're occasionally wont to.
Told you your 'apes' comment from last night got my back up just slightly.
Now who's taking the high moral ground. 
BIGINOIL wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Parrots have standards...
Jem, I've been meaning to ask about that:
Does your parrot conform to British Standard BS 1042-2.3:1984. As you are probably aware, BS 1042-2.3:1984 has been superseded by ISO 5167 2003. Owing to certain differences between the two, conformance to the old British Standard does not necessarily mean that the CE mark may be awarded under the new Unified Standard. It is recommended that a full inspection is carried out to avoid non-conformance.
Super-SEEDED - geddit?
Don't be ridiculous, of course he conforms to ISO 5167 2003. What kind of bird owner do you take me for? He's got the branded mark on his ankle.
FWIW, the comment you refer to was intended as pure amusement and was ALSO ( I thought) worded to indicate that were I to attempt any such taking of the moral high ground I would be a total muppet..... that I was externalizing my own abject failure to be any sort of a lad or indeed pull chicks.
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
Can you look mean, moody and FRENCH ?
hmmmm ?
Sorry you are not qualified for the job…
*Miss November*
:kiss:
Steve Campbell wrote: FWIW, the comment you refer to was intended as pure amusement and was ALSO ( I thought) worded to indicate that were I to attempt any such taking of the moral high ground I would be a total muppet..... that was eternalizing my own abject failure to be any sort of a lad or indeed pull chicks.
I didn't quite read it so simplistically because you did actually differentiate that some people have female friends, or they have sex. Which blatantly ain't true. But no worries if that wasn't what you meant to imply.
Digital Mike wrote: I formally offer my services as photograhpher for the Angel Calendar
i baggsie the Lighting man spot.
they're gonna need it.
Digital Mike wrote:
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Crazy Frog (tm) says:
And he's got enough cash to have any woman he wants.
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
*chokes on coffee* Thanks Gnu, I hadn't yet had my morning full on blush.
Zoolander!
Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.
You cheeky ****!
I do like August though....... the roses outside the Lodge do look particularly good at that time of year. :)
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
Steve Campbell wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
I agree with Cambo
What just on principle?
Like "I agree with capital punishment" LOL
or the bit about you guys not being mere eye candy.
Yes and yes :D
Ness Order wrote:
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
I'll do May - for me birthday!
(I was gonna say 'i'd be up for May' - so glad i didnt say that on the outside):D
Wino wrote: Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.
You cheeky ****!
I do like August though....... the roses outside the Lodge do look particularly good at that time of year. :)
bollox to you I had that one all worked out.....taking an afternoon glass of white on the croquet lawn, actually looking like fooking class incarnate...but we'll just hat one from JB's (Digi owns the pics and can do what he likes with them!...really it works that way, ask the BBC)
And Chriss.....I've never been agreed with on principle before, DISagreed with on principe yes :D
I think you'll (Bonz and wino) see that my proposals were actually intended as means for any such calendar to be more in keeping with the spirit of daftness that pervades BCD rather than the cattle market half (well 99%) of the blokes would like.
I seem to recall taking some form of oath at some point or other to one of you or other (probably you bonz) that I would uphold the honour of the Angels, I make no such vow lightly.
You make it sound like your Lancelot of Camalot:knight:Are you objecting in principle,without consensus?
Consider yourself disagreed with on principle if so..The choice should be left squarely with potential Participants,its only right if they wanna make a calender,Why not?
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
can fiw mitchell be in the calendar, though?
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
AgentWood wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
I dunno that avatar would do just fine. 
plus we all know how you feel about barney.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
ah frak i'll fight youse all. my birthday is in november. i'll be mr november.
AgentWood wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
I dunno, are you? :D
