mmmmmmmmmmm lovely
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Steve Campbell wrote:
Johnny wrote: I refuse to believe that pic Mike took is actually Jem.I didn't speak to her on Saturday but i saw her fairly close up at one point.And she looked a thousand times better than Mike's pic.I think there's something very weird going on with Mike's camera..Bonzette looked totally ,TOTALLY different in the Angels photo to how she actually looks in the flesh
My bestest mate in the universe Leanne is so hot she can melt rock....but any attempt to demonstrate that in a picture results in this utter mong rat with bulging eyes and a face like Ganymede. I came to the conlusion she actually was a minger but just SO sound people became convince she was hot, and that cameras could not be so fooled.....The look I received from her for mentioning this theory but me in traction for 8 weeks.
i've seen other pictures of Jemma and she's a MUCH prettier girl than in that awful Mike shot (and notwistanding the views of others.... a RIGHT fooking riot to talk to... unless she freees if she's within 5 feet of another person). Likewise there weere a couple of random pics of the good lady Agent in her profile a few months ago when I looked ( in the middle of a BRILLIANT slaggin match as I recall...and it took the wind out me sails and I came over all (stop sniggering!) soft), and they depicted a MUCH prettier girl than the above remote moorland gardener.
FWIW, if anything the camera compliments me.....people ascribe the oddness of my features and geeral shap to lens problems rather than me really being that ugly....a delusion not long in shattering :D
PS.... MIKE's pic of Bonz aint great...but Wino mere feet away has done the "25% off thing" again in it.
will you stop goin on about your bezzie mate Leanne!!
Missy Jem wrote: I know Steve, show a little sensitivity, me and Kershaw are DEAD jealous!
i said bezzie, not lezzie
I can't fookin help it....she ROCKS. And I have to admit it does my ego the power of good to know a woman that hot has me as the only man in her life (albeit it in a non contact sort of way) FFS half times I just refer to her as my GF cos its easier than explainin the score.
I'd show you a pic....but they're all foul...and she'd snap all my limbs in six places (this chick could flatten chuck norris with a mere glance)
While I'm in a good, post cubase victory mood, anything else you'd like me to be wildly over happy about?
