Valentine's Day Two Weeks Away :nervous:

Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason)

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces)

I Valentine's Day.

BAH HUMUG. who will be my Valentine?

Aaaaah, look at all these ugly, sad, lonely people...

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:finger:

Not me. I have a lovely lady.

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hey watch who you are calling ugly and sad.

you posted several pics of yourself he has evidence :D (don;t sulk Ron I'm only kidding)

I'll get a peck on the cheek from Leanne (and muttley floating will occurr) and probably a couple of abusive emails from females (femails?) and I'll be content, it's a trillion time more than I been used to most of my life.

Steve Campbell wrote: you posted several pics of yourself he has evidence :D (don;t sulk Ron I'm only kidding)

I'll get a peck on the cheek from Leanne (and muttley floating will occurr) and probably a couple of abusive emails from females (femails?) and I'll be content, it's a trillion time more than I been used to most of my life.

well i did leave out one word in that quote, although i'd replace it with single.

A date on the calendar to stay single for.

Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

Marc wrote: Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

Man-whore!

Aries wrote:

Marc wrote: Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

Man-whore!

bleh! Might as well make the most out of university.

Oh, I see. Well carry on then.

Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason)

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces)

Pay for my flight Taboo, and i'll keep you company. It's my first Valentine's Day on my own (sniff). I like Friday the 13th as well!

excellent...you go see tabbsy, then when you come back I can claim that the 4 dozen red roses I sent you got nicked from your door, and that the council eventually towed away the rather large box of milk tray I had delivered.

That will work out well all round then!

Zip it you Jessie!

I don't use a sunbed, my colour is all dirt

Al Jarvis wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I don't use a sunbed, my colour is all dirt

Glad you said that first!

Apparently blokes like birds who are 'filthy' though.

Guess this applies to you then?!

"Apparently"? So, you're not a bloke then Mr Jarvis?

change your Avatar chris lad.

very confusing and extremely off putting

i'm eating a butty.

john kershaw wrote: change your Avatar chris lad.

very confusing and extremely off putting

i'm eating a butty.

:rip:

I see your pitbull, Mr BIGINOIL, has withdrawn his comments. Wuss.

Missy Jem wrote: I see your pitbull, Mr BIGINOIL, has withdrawn his comments. Wuss.

It posted the same thing loads of times - all got very confusing there for a minute.

For the record (and on my own behalf now that Al has answered you himself:

Shut it.

Looking forward to Valentine's day. I'm for the Ryan Adams gig in Newcastle, yee ha!

fuckin great.

just what i need.

You're welcome :)

while liam might be busy in pubs, he always comes home to me! ;)

With all my previous 'escorts', i always insisted in 'celebrating' the day on any day but the 14th. Valentine's Day is a bullshit idea created by the card companies anyway. It's difficult getting into a decent restaurant, if you do it's a limited menu, they rush you out and overcharge you for the privilege. And don't get me started on flowers.

Fellas, instil in your girlfriends that they'll get more for their money on another day.

But don't forget the card, you have been warned!

My best Valentines Day moment was getting a phone call on around the 20th Feb from someone I used to go out with. I’d not spoken to her for ages, so it was a surprise to hear from her. After some small talk she said “Thank you for the flowers”. I’d not sent anyone any flowers, but it transpired that someone had left some on her doorstep – beautiful ones with a little question mark on the card. I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about, of course, but she wouldn’t listen. “Thank you anyway, it made my day” she said.

BIGINOIL wrote: “Thank you for the flowers”. I’d not sent anyone any flowers, but it transpired that someone had left some on her doorstep – beautiful ones with a little question mark on the card. I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about, of course, but she wouldn’t listen. “Thank you anyway, it made my day” she said.

You'd fall in the canal and come out dry!

BIGINOIL wrote: My best Valentines Day moment was getting a phone call on around the 20th Feb from someone I used to go out with. I’d not spoken to her for ages, so it was a surprise to hear from her. After some small talk she said “Thank you for the flowers”. I’d not sent anyone any flowers, but it transpired that someone had left some on her doorstep – beautiful ones with a little question mark on the card. I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about, of course, but she wouldn’t listen. “Thank you anyway, it made my day” she said.

You Jammy fuckin git. With my luck...If I sent some bint a load of flowers, some bugger like you would get the credit....actually....it'd be some real shitebag who she'd end up marrying cos of it.

Missy Jem wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason)

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces)

Pay for my flight Taboo, and i'll keep you company. It's my first Valentine's Day on my own (sniff). I like Friday the 13th as well!

And cue Tabbsy's vanishing act.

If you're still interested in the Tabman for Valentines day, Missy, you can find him down at the sheep pen preparing a candlelight dinner for two.

Hmmm Comrade, i think i will kill two birds with one stone. If i'm coming over to America to stalk and kill one man, i may as well pay another a visit whilst there...

Perhaps the lucky guy should put some champagne on ice. The unlucky guy should plead insanity.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason)

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces)

Pay for my flight Taboo, and i'll keep you company. It's my first Valentine's Day on my own (sniff). I like Friday the 13th as well!

And cue Tabbsy's vanishing act.

If you're still interested in the Tabman for Valentines day, Missy, you can find him down at the sheep pen preparing a candlelight dinner for two.

I have been gone for a little while, haven't I?

Well, it's more from "trying to focus on school" than "avoid internet stalkers"

I'll try and disregard my studies more often, I realize it can get kinda dead around here without me :p

Tabbsy's back in school?

I feel so...so... proud.

Taboo # 7 wrote: I'll try and disregard my studies more often, I realize it can get kinda dead around here without me :p

Not when we have Diggy's Tesco threads.

Well, I am looking into expanding my horizons, so to speak. My sis made the very good point a few weeks back (about the time of my whole "walking away while the girl I love bitches about her boyfriend" situation) that I tend to get stuck on one girl (no pun intended) while ignoring all the other possible girls I could get stuck on (pun intended ).

But I still really care for this specific girl. Because I'm either a hopeless romantic, or just plain hopeless.

Example: Tuesday was her birthday, so I tried to get her a nice card over the weekend so I'd at least be the first guy to get her something (though not too much, because that screams I'm desperate and potentially dangerous to women for some reason). Well, I don't get it to her on Sunday because she leaves work before I can remember to do so. So during my two-hour break between classes on Monday, I drive all the way back to the store (I'm attending the lovely and nationally-known Clemson University now, btw) and intend to leave the card with one of her friends, to pass along to her.

But none of them have come in to work yet, and I don't plan on hanging around for one to do so. So...I leave it with the boss-man, to pass along to her when she comes in to work later that day (Monday was one of those days where I got nothing right, btw).

I'm pretty sure she got it, but I haven't talked to her any this week, out of plain nervouseness. Why? Because I wrote the following:

"Just wishing a happy birthday to the prettiest girl I know named Nicki (which is you, by the way),

Luv ya, Trevor"

Innocuous, noncommittal, friendly...and yet I'm afraid I may have actually clued her in to how I really feel

And I'll probably have to work with her sometime this weekend. And I've been groomed by my past experiences with women and greeting cards of any kind to expect the worst.

So yeah, I might be looking around for something new

Taboo # 7 wrote: So yeah, I might be looking around for something new

A job?

Taboo # 7 wrote: (I'm attending the lovely and nationally-known Clemson University now, btw)

Our Tabbsy goes to Cletus U.? I am so proud!

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: So yeah, I might be looking around for something new

A job?

Nah, the money's too essential for me to just up and quit

Though this does raise an interesting question: Should your boss be the conduit for love notes between his employees?

:p

I dunno, call me crazy, but if'n a fella was goin' to college at a lovely and fine institution like, oh, say, Cletus U., mebbe he could find hisself a smart and lovely coed at said Cletus U....?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I dunno, call me crazy, but if'n a fella was goin' to college at a lovely and fine institution like, oh, say, Cletus U., mebbe he could find hisself a smart and lovely coed at said Cletus U....?

How dare you, sirrah? Clemson has produced many leading lights of thought and culture, such as Strom Thurmond............okay, I see your point about the whole "Cletus U" thing

But yes, there are some lovely co-eds here...must be part of the requirements (you know, so many minority students, so many foreign students, and a ton of hot girls)

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I dunno, call me crazy, but if'n a fella was goin' to college at a lovely and fine institution like, oh, say, Cletus U., mebbe he could find hisself a smart and lovely coed at said Cletus U....?

How dare you, sirrah? Clemson has produced many leading lights of thought and culture, such as Strom Thurmond............okay, I see your point about the whole "Cletus U" thing

Oops, my bad

But yes, there are some lovely co-eds here...must be part of the requirements (you know, so many minority students, so many foreign students, and a ton of hot girls)

Ask. Them. Out.

One at a time.

Or not. :D

bloody valentine's day, is this thread still going? i will do my best to ignore it. just another hallmark holiday anyway.

then again if i had a special someone i'd be buying chocolates, flowers and writing a card or two. i still am a hopeless romantic.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: bloody valentine's day, is this thread still going? i will do my best to ignore it. just another hallmark holiday anyway.

then again if i had a special someone i'd be buying chocolates, flowers and writing a card or two. i still am a hopeless romantic.

Sorry, I just had one of those "oh shit" moments a little earlier when I realized I may have actually let the one I love know that I love her (through a birthday card, nonetheless)

That is, if my boss passed it along to her

Otherwise, I could be freaking out over nothing...

(see page dos if you've no clue what I'm talking 'bout)

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: bloody valentine's day, is this thread still going? i will do my best to ignore it. just another hallmark holiday anyway.

then again if i had a special someone i'd be buying chocolates, flowers and writing a card or two. i still am a hopeless romantic.

Sorry, I just had one of those "oh shit" moments a little earlier when I realized I may have actually let the one I love know that I love her (through a birthday card, nonetheless)

That is, if my boss passed it along to her

Otherwise, I could be freaking out over nothing...

(see page dos if you've no clue what I'm talking 'bout)

don't worry about it. she probably gets lots of birthday cards. ok that didn't help.

I'll just buy myself some chocolates to pretend that I'm loved. Or I'll wait a week until they're on sale at the convenience store. Maybe I'll buy myself some fake flowers while at it.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I'll just buy myself some chocolates to pretend that I'm loved. Or I'll wait a week until they're on sale at the convenience store. Maybe I'll buy myself some fake flowers while at it.

Sad bastard. You're not Morrisey.

Just read a book.

LOL Tabbsy made a very valid observation that I pick up and runs with...

All your life you are told....NEVER GIVE UP, QUITTERS NEVER WIN, BE A MAN, STICK AT IT, IF YOU WORK HARD YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU WANT. the Romantic aspect of this is backed up by every movie every made on the subject of Love.

How can people be so fucking retarded....if you follow ANY of that advive...you ened up hated and potentially in jail.

My advice based on reality and not total bullshit.....

If at first you don;t succeed, walk away.

Taboo # 7 wrote:

I'm pretty sure she got it, but I haven't talked to her any this week, out of plain nervouseness. Why? Because I wrote the following:

"Just wishing a happy birthday to the prettiest girl I know named Nicki (which is you, by the way),

Luv ya, Trevor"

Innocuous, noncommittal, friendly...and yet I'm afraid I may have actually clued her in to how I really feel

And I'll probably have to work with her sometime this weekend. And I've been groomed by my past experiences with women and greeting cards of any kind to expect the worst.

So yeah, I might be looking around for something new

Give it a chance FFS! Its not like you've pulled the pin on a hand grenade is it?! Ever heard of the enemy within? Buy her a True Faith skinny fit tee like I did...

Christopher Owens wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I'll just buy myself some chocolates to pretend that I'm loved. Or I'll wait a week until they're on sale at the convenience store. Maybe I'll buy myself some fake flowers while at it.

Sad bastard. You're not Morrisey.

Just read a book.

I'll probably be doing that too, and eating chocolate. I'm not pathetic enough to buy those pastel candy hearts that say "Be mine" and other shite and eat them by myself.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I'm not pathetic enough to buy those pastel candy hearts that say "Be mine" and other shite and eat them by myself.

Yes you are.

Steve Campbell wrote:

My advice based on reality and not total bullshit.....

If at first you don;t succeed, walk away.

Yep.If there's one thing i've learned in life it's that.