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Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide :toothless:

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason) :evil4:

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces) :chainsaw:

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I :angry: Valentine's Day.

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BAH HUMUG. who will be my Valentine?

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Aaaaah, look at all these ugly, sad, lonely people...

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:finger:

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Not me. I have a lovely lady.

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Server Error in "/" Application wrote: Aaaaah, look at all these ugly, sad, lonely people...

hey watch who you are calling ugly and sad.

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you posted several pics of yourself he has evidence :D (don;t sulk Ron I'm only kidding)

I'll get a peck on the cheek from Leanne (and muttley floating will occurr) and probably a couple of abusive emails from females (femails?) and I'll be content, it's a trillion time more than I been used to most of my life.

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Steve Campbell wrote: you posted several pics of yourself he has evidence :D (don;t sulk Ron I'm only kidding)

I'll get a peck on the cheek from Leanne (and muttley floating will occurr) and probably a couple of abusive emails from females (femails?) and I'll be content, it's a trillion time more than I been used to most of my life.

well i did leave out one word in that quote, although i'd replace it with single.

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A date on the calendar to stay single for. :evil4:

Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

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Marc wrote: Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

Man-whore!

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Aries wrote:

Marc wrote: Not like I do long-term or anything, anyway.

Man-whore!

bleh! Might as well make the most out of university. :nod:

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Oh, I see. Well carry on then.

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wants to come down to my neck of the woods and keep me company on Tuesday, February 14? I got some beer on ice, my kin-folk are all about washing once a week now, and we just now got an extension on the doublewide :toothless:

I'd like to think that in the next two weeks, my lifelong drought will change and I'll finally have a reason to celebrate Valentines (a lovely and very accomodating reason) :evil4:

But knowing my luck, I'll be watching the complete Friday The 13th series (because nothing says "love" like a masked killer ripping horny teens to pieces) :chainsaw:

Pay for my flight Taboo, and i'll keep you company. It's my first Valentine's Day on my own (sniff). I like Friday the 13th as well!

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excellent...you go see tabbsy, then when you come back I can claim that the 4 dozen red roses I sent you got nicked from your door, and that the council eventually towed away the rather large box of milk tray I had delivered.

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That will work out well all round then!

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Missy Jem wrote: Pay for my flight Taboo, and i'll keep you company. It's my first Valentine's Day on my own (sniff). I like Friday the 13th as well!

What, ever?! Fcuk me, you started early.

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Zip it you Jessie!

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Missy Jem wrote: Zip it you Jessie!

Sweetheart, there's plenty of things you could call me ... but Jessie really ain't gonna work is it.

Now, get back under your sunbed, there's a good, luv. :thumb:

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I don't use a sunbed, my colour is all dirt :nod:

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Missy Jem wrote: I don't use a sunbed, my colour is all dirt

Glad you said that first!

Apparently blokes like birds who are 'filthy' though.

Guess this applies to you then?! :eek3:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I don't use a sunbed, my colour is all dirt

Glad you said that first!

Apparently blokes like birds who are 'filthy' though.

Guess this applies to you then?! :eek3:

"Apparently"? So, you're not a bloke then Mr Jarvis?:brow:

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change your Avatar chris lad.

very confusing and extremely off putting

i'm eating a butty.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Missy Jem wrote: "Apparently"? So, you're not a bloke then Mr Jarvis?

No, I'm a gentleman. Obviously. :uhoh:

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john kershaw wrote: change your Avatar chris lad.

very confusing and extremely off putting

i'm eating a butty.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:rip:

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I see your pitbull, Mr BIGINOIL, has withdrawn his comments. Wuss.

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Missy Jem wrote: I see your pitbull, Mr BIGINOIL, has withdrawn his comments. Wuss.

It posted the same thing loads of times - all got very confusing there for a minute.

For the record (and on my own behalf now that Al has answered you himself:

Shut it.

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Looking forward to Valentine's day. I'm for the Ryan Adams gig in Newcastle, yee ha! :thumb:

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fuckin great.

just what i need. :spit:

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