Attn Stanley Matthews

I don't even LIKE turkey. Why would I want that in my Kitchen?

Don't ever darken my door again!

You mean Bernard Matthews?

Johnny wrote: You mean Bernard Matthews?

or BERNARD Manning:D

I have no idea. Someone fucking Matthews in my bloody kitchen. Nearly jumped out of my skin.

I'm sure someone will be along to explain whenever he can be arsed to get out of bed.

Hey, I left you an article about Manchester's radical history so there had to be some balance. We all know that Scousers, Mancs and fucking Yorkshire types all wish they were from Stoke.

Er, don't we?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Hey, I left you an article about Manchester's radical history so there had to be some balance. We all know that Scousers, Mancs and fucking Yorkshire types all wish they were from Stoke.

Er, don't we?

I think the relative locations of the articals tells us all we need to know.

Peterloo: Under an excellent bottle of whisky next to the microwave

Stoke: On the notice board behind the door.

You obviously meant for it not to be seen! I live alone: we do microwaves, we don't do notice boards!

Incidentally, I am descended from the man who ordered the troops into Peterloo. Not the proudest moment in our family tree!

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Hey, I left you an article about Manchester's radical history so there had to be some balance. We all know that Scousers, Mancs and fucking Yorkshire types all wish they were from Stoke.

Er, don't we?

maybe...but only if i knew where Stoke actually was first.

J.A.K wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Hey, I left you an article about Manchester's radical history so there had to be some balance. We all know that Scousers, Mancs and fucking Yorkshire types all wish they were from Stoke.

Er, don't we?

maybe...but only if i knew where Stoke actually was first.

It's at the end of a beautiful rainbow (or about 35 minutes from Liverpool Lime Street!).