Predictive Text - C*nts

Got a new Sony phone.

Type in 'Ta' (Colloquial 'thanks')

Look what fuckin options you get.

'Kill Bonio NOW'

there's got to be a way you can switch it off. i know i turned mine off.

Loving aunt........ loving CUNT, loving CUNT Larry? What were you thinking?

My old sony broke, so I went down cam-shell town with the RAZOR! Great phone, really like the smallness. I'm a midgit myself, so it doenst feel so bad in my pocha.

I think its time to move on from sms. 180 characters - Shite. The user interface found on all mobiles is terrible.

I use predictive text and invited my friend round for a nice 'neck' to cheer her up (i meant 'meal').

Oh how we laughed!

... well, not that much obviously...

*tumbleweed*

i ring up

yes, odd defaults get me all the time

"he" instead of "if" "in" instead of "go" "aunt" instead of "bono"

thankfully mine has a user dictionary, so it's been taught everything from "schumacher" to "cuntyballix" (yes I KNOW that's a doubly entry)

What about sending a text to the wrong person?

My bro sent his mate a text after a row with his missus "I love you so much and cant wait to go travelling with you x"

I'm pleased to say they are happiliy married now. His missus is well pissed though

J.A.K wrote: i ring up

girl

Text1: Pub? Text2: Yeh Text3: 7pm? Text4: OK

Bosh.

Dont know if all phones do it, but typing in the first 4 letters of Salisbury used to give me a racialist word!! Maybe my phone was a bit far right or something

Edd Boland wrote: Dont know if all phones do it, but typing in the first 4 letters of Salisbury used to give me a racialist word!! Maybe my phone was a bit far right or something

Yeah mine does it too.

N.B. You can turn dictionary off, its under options.

Yeah i havent used dictionary for ages, couldnt fookin stand it personally