Ask Rocket !

Mick, how much do do Boeing 747's cost ?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, how much do do Boeing 747's cost ?

I think an "ask steve" thread would be more productive.

But we'll do it your way......

Rocket: Why does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?

Why are shrimps and salmon red?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, how much do do Boeing 747's cost ?

You'll have to use the mother & babies spaces in Tescos car park Mike

You'll have to use the mother & babies spaces in Tescos car park Mike

True, but the space in the hold is great for a big shop

ROCKET, has Diggy now come to appreciate the musical stylings of one Mr. Robert Smith? And is that lipstick on his forehead?

ROCKETFESTA: What is the circumferance of Neptune in fathoms ?

ROCKETFESTA: What is the circumferance of Neptune in fathoms ?

GaryMac, ask him a difficult one

If the square of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides why don't I like tomato soup?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

ROCKETFESTA: What is the circumferance of Neptune in fathoms ?

GaryMac, ask him a difficult one

ROCKETFESTA : When will you buy a round:evil:

That'll fox him DIGIMIKE:D

That'll fox him DIGIMIKE

That's a question for SHUG

nice avatar Mike. Grats

GaryMac wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

ROCKETFESTA: What is the circumferance of Neptune in fathoms ?

GaryMac, ask him a difficult one

ROCKETFESTA : When will you buy a round:evil:

That'll fox him DIGIMIKE:D

COMPUTER SAYS no

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

That'll fox him DIGIMIKE

That's a question for SHUG

Shuglets only the padewan , ROCKET knows the way of the ROUND DODGERS OF LANCS, fear him , he can induce in you unslakeable THIRST

duroc wrote: If the square of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides why don't I like tomato soup?

Cos you are a square.:D

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: ROCKET, has Diggy now come to appreciate the musical stylings of one Mr. Robert Smith? And is that lipstick on his forehead?

Mike was dreaming of BOB when i slept in the same room as him at MANCHESTER.I heard him say in his sleep...BIG BOYS DON'T CRY.Mike also shops in ALDI but he keeps this quiet so he can impress BONZETTE!

Rocket Mick wrote:

duroc wrote: If the square of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides why don't I like tomato soup?

Cos you are a square.:D

ROCKETMICK , uncovering SPONGEBOB fans .... so you dont have to

Mick, whatever happened to Stacia after she left Hawkwind?

Rian wrote: Why are shrimps and salmon red?

COS THEy ate everton OR SHOULD THAT READ hate!?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, how much do do Boeing 747's cost ?

cOME fly with me.More than a mini but not as much as a ROCKET.Why you thinking of becoming the next FREDDIE LAKER?

Mike was dreaming of BOB when i slept in the same room as him at MANCHESTER.I heard him say in his sleep...BIG BOYS DON'T CRY.

true love never dies, hehehe

ROCKETMICK, I'm YOUNG at HEART ,WHY HAVE'NT the fairytales come true , they said it could happen to you ? HAVE they TOLD me LIES ?

Mike was dreaming of BOB when i slept in the same room as him at MANCHESTER.I heard him say in his sleep...BIG BOYS DON'T CRY.Mike also shops in ALDI but he keeps this quiet so he can impress BONZETTE!

Expect a letter from my Soicitor

ROCKET , can a soloicitor get arrested for SOLICITING ?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, whatever happened to Stacia after she left Hawkwind?

We all have EX-WIVES in the closet don't we? Washing machine from SILVER MACHINE.........and she just took a ride!

Bet her clothes come out Minty Mint !

GaryMac wrote: ROCKET , can a soloicitor get arrested for SOLICITING ?

I refer you to my HONOURABLE friend GARY Dirty MAC:D

oh you oracle of wisdom. will i ever find true happiness? well as near to this as is possible in the human condition.

more immediate. will i ever be able to spell again? you may not have noticed, but i have. i fear the spelling god has finally deserted me.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: oh you oracle of wisdom. will i ever find true happiness? well as near to this as is possible in the human condition.

Well you have about as much chance as ME!Sorry mate.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: more immediate. will i ever be able to spell again? you may not have noticed, but i have. i fear the spelling god has finally deserted me.

I fear RON you are worrying too much.Try to relax and stay OFF the BEER and WINE.Do some sporting activity and go for long walks taking with you a CHILLED softdrink and a quality bag of crisps.Have a bath then watch a really ace movie.Switch off your mobile and unplug the landline.Then get a book and read 30 mins before bedtime.If you are STILL alive after this....TOUGH!You have become ROCKET MICK the THIRD!

Rocket Mick wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: more immediate. will i ever be able to spell again? you may not have noticed, but i have. i fear the spelling god has finally deserted me.

I fear RON you are worrying too much.Try to relax and stay OFF the BEER and WINE.Do some sporting activity and go for long walks taking with you a CHILLED softdrink and a quality bag of crisps.Have a bath then watch a really ace movie.Switch off your mobile and unplug the landline.Then get a book and read 30 mins before bedtime.If you are STILL alive after this....TOUGH!You have become ROCKET MICK the THIRD!

some truly sage advice there mick.