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From The Sun

FURIOUS Muslims have blasted adult shop Ann Summers for selling a blow-up male doll called MUSTAFA SHAG.

They complained that the novelty sex toy insults the Prophet Muhammad — who also has the title al-Mustafa.

The High Street chain’s jokey £15 mustachioed doll has a 7in manhood and is targeted at hen parties.

But the Muslim Association — based at Manchester’s Central Mosque and Islamic Cultural Centre — branded him “obnoxious”.

Yesterday a spokesman said: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.”

In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.”

Last night Ann Summers said: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.”

The row follows global furore over cartoons which depicted Muhammad as a terrorist.

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Ironwill wrote:

Last night Ann Summers said: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.”

May I suggest the "Islam-o-Bod."

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Perhaps I'm missing something here... Would it be OK if they ran a full line of religiously offensive sex toys? Like the Virgin Mary blow-up doll, or the Jesus Fuck Buddy? Or would that be too offensive, and best just to stick with the one that offends Muslims? :confused2:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Perhaps I'm missing something here... Would it be OK if they ran a full line of religiously offensive sex toys? Like the Virgin Mary blow-up doll, or the Jesus Fuck Buddy? Or would that be too offensive, and best just to stick with the one that offends Muslims? :confused2:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

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Thank you, Your Holiness... Now we'll see if the crucifix dildo is something to be offended by, or to laugh about...

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And there goes years of therapy down the drain... .:laugh: This is such a funny thread, I love it!

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the best i can come up with is, sadam who sucks.

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I want to know what they're doing in an Ann Summers shop to see them in the first place! STOP THIS SORT OF THING!

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On a serious note,excuse my ignorance...but Mustafa..Mohammed:confused2:

Does that mean we can't call the Clash B-side MUSTAFA DANCE anymore.The Islam Thought Police strike again.

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monty wrote: On a serious note,excuse my ignorance...but Mustafa..Mohammed:confused2:

Does that mean we can't call the Clash B-side MUSTAFA DANCE anymore.The Islam Thought Police strike again.

one of several titles apparently.

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You'd think that people who sell blow-up sex dolls would have more class than this.

They do have balls.

Aisle 3.

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