There's a RAT in my workings, what am I gonna do.....?`

OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Try putting some pink dye out for them

I was with all the way up to "OK"

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Every step of the FUCKING way! Decking you say??? Hmmmmmm, Perfect!

See I agree with you all there!

Pink dye sent me hyper........after that I rarely get past OK and Bonz you know what?......i think the decking might need some re-laying in the Summer!.........Johnny...get your bag quick!!!!

Wino wrote: See I agree with you all there!

Pink dye sent me hyper........after that I rarely get past OK and Bonz you know what?......i think the decking might need some re-laying in the Summer!.........Johnny...get your bag quick!!!!

You're a fucking funny woman! But yeah, decking is so my speciality Need help?

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: See I agree with you all there!

Pink dye sent me hyper........after that I rarely get past OK and Bonz you know what?......i think the decking might need some re-laying in the Summer!.........Johnny...get your bag quick!!!!

You're a fucking funny woman! But yeah, decking is so my speciality Need help?

Oh no, I've got my hammer in hand. "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening.." dooo doo doo de dah - erm forgot the rest....

Decking is too obvious, too easily removed, and too loud during installation.

I reccomend you leave the one rat to all the others, leaves less mess.

Steve Campbell wrote: Decking is too obvious, too easily removed, and too loud during installation.

I reccomend you leave the one rat to all the others, leaves less mess.

You have a very good point.

And a pot of Loreal should kill em off if the dye doesn't

Steve Campbell wrote: Decking is too obvious, too easily removed, and too loud during installation.

I reccomend you leave the one rat to all the others, leaves less mess.

How much do you charge for a consultancy fee?

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Wino, I've just got in from Friday night regulation half bottle of vino and lovely Thai meal and I can't understand what the bleedin' hell you are on about

LOADS...but all free to angels ;)

Steve Campbell wrote: LOADS...but all free to angels ;)

ehem............well discretion and of course a full proof plan is required!!!

You get my drift Cambo????

Steve Campbell wrote: LOADS...but all free to angels ;)

And you take the blame for any errors????

delilah wrote:

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Wino, I've just got in from Friday night regulation half bottle of vino and lovely Thai meal and I can't understand what the bleedin' hell you are on about

Evening D! You are in the right place then!

delilah wrote:

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Wino, I've just got in from Friday night regulation half bottle of vino and lovely Thai meal and I can't understand what the bleedin' hell you are on about

D; don't do regulations - that IS the probjem! And I seem to have said this at least once this week - nobody understands the drivel I deliver.....so don't worry ...it doesn't improve...sober or otherwise!

Bonzette wrote:

delilah wrote:

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Wino, I've just got in from Friday night regulation half bottle of vino and lovely Thai meal and I can't understand what the bleedin' hell you are on about

Evening D! You are in the right place then!

so it's not just cos I've been awake since 2am then

delilah wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

delilah wrote:

Wino wrote: OK. This is perfectly honest and serious. Last year the works Merc just suddenly stopped. Long story short....a rat had bitten through some wire or another.....imagine reading that insurance clerk. Well, they're back! Not only content with the car that gets polished but never driven, they have laid into both works vans as well.....oh I do hope we don't get the Victor Meldrew on this one. Found xmas turkey, bread, cat food, you name it, plus bitten wires........no vehicle is on the road.......thing is, we have the cat from hell at the moment, but she's oblivious to it all; every night we are having to put rat poison in the engines....... no, it's not funny really! Thing is, when they say for better for poorer and all that, you think the rat might leave the wedding ring on the dresser and not in the engine!...........

Wino, I've just got in from Friday night regulation half bottle of vino and lovely Thai meal and I can't understand what the bleedin' hell you are on about

Evening D! You are in the right place then!

so it's not just cos I've been awake since 2am then

D, saw how late you were posting! You must be tired???

bloody knackered, glad it's Friday, will tomorrow morning

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: LOADS...but all free to angels ;)

And you take the blame for any errors????

Errr nope.....I'm a bloke...I'll blame everyone but me ;)