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Assuming they'd date you,that is?

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no less or more say a.....vegetarian? :evil4:

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Not to sound racist but probably not.There's somne beautiful Muslim girls but i couldn't get into that religion

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Give them both a Bacon Sarnie and the jobs a good un:laugh:

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Yeah. I have before. It was like dating anyone else. :brow: If I restricted my dating circle to only my type, the pond would get boring pretty quickly. :laugh:

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If you mean someone muslim by birth and origin, who was educated, then yeah. But a devout believer....LOL I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at her stresing about what way to face to please the fairies 6 times a day or whatever....and in fact about all her silly backward ideas. Ditto for any other faith as well.

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no. have too many issues that frankly wouldn't want to deal with. so really wouldn't open up to look. sorry.

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i don't see why not.

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:confused2:

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I went out with a nice boy named Steve once. He was blond hair blued eyes short well built pretty nice. We got hot and heavy in his car and he wouldn't touch my boobies...or anywhere else.. "hrmmm odd"

Then We went to have a coffee and cool down a bit.. and we did the whole "show each other your license" thing... dunno why whatever

his name was Mohammed. Steve was his middle name

he also went batshit insane after I saw his license

the end

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maybe the title of this thread should be modified.

ouch. and maybe he(not you) get a big zero for letting anything get anywhere past good times
if that is his nature or those were/ are his stricker beliefs?

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What Cambo said, but nicer. :D

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Well, if she's still a virgin and wants to stay so until she gets married, like she's supposed to do in order not to put herself and her family into disgrace, it might be a good way to have daily anal sex. :evil4:

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Ben wrote: Well, if she's still a virgin and wants to stay so until she gets married, like she's supposed to do in order not to put herself and her family into disgrace, it might be a good way to have daily anal sex. :evil4:

Are you suggesting the balloon knot is designed for sex???The last time I witnessed one, it resembled a Nana's kiss:crazy:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Ben wrote: Well, if she's still a virgin and wants to stay so until she gets married, like she's supposed to do in order not to put herself and her family into disgrace, it might be a good way to have daily anal sex. :evil4:

Are you suggesting the balloon knot is designed for sex???

Ask the young moslim ladies :o

Boatraceface wrote:

The last time I witnessed one, it resembled a Nana's kiss:crazy:

Erm... did you want to kiss it? :dead:

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Ben wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Ben wrote: Well, if she's still a virgin and wants to stay so until she gets married, like she's supposed to do in order not to put herself and her family into disgrace, it might be a good way to have daily anal sex. :evil4:

Are you suggesting the balloon knot is designed for sex???

Ask the young moslim ladies :o

Boatraceface wrote:

The last time I witnessed one, it resembled a Nana's kiss:crazy:

Erm... did you want to kiss it? :dead:

No, without being too graphic...I was refering to the way a female sphinctar, can look alot like a Grandma's puckering up lips as she kisses the family goodnight,no? :crazy:Likewise a balloon knot..Common terminology round our way:shrug:

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the thing is i would date any girl, except for a minger

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Boatraceface wrote:

Ben wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Ben wrote: Well, if she's still a virgin and wants to stay so until she gets married, like she's supposed to do in order not to put herself and her family into disgrace, it might be a good way to have daily anal sex. :evil4:

Are you suggesting the balloon knot is designed for sex???

Ask the young moslim ladies :o

Boatraceface wrote:

The last time I witnessed one, it resembled a Nana's kiss:crazy:

Erm... did you want to kiss it? :dead:

No, without being too graphic...I was refering to the way a female sphinctar, can look alot like a Grandma's puckering up lips as she kisses the family goodnight,no? :crazy:Likewise a balloon knot..Common terminology round our way:shrug:

fookin LOL,reminds me of when comedian bill hicks did the sketch about shagging a 16 year old girl up the ass for the first time. when he pulled her cheeks apart he said her ass looked like a frightend baby rabbits twitching pink nose. well it made me laugh:evil4:

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Yes.. Bill Hicks was funny as fuck god rest him...twitching rabbit's nose:laugh:

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only as long as she waxed her moustache on a daily basis. :thumb:

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ChrissMari wrote: I went out with a nice boy named Steve once. He was blond hair blued eyes short well built pretty nice. We got hot and heavy in his car and he wouldn't touch my boobies...or anywhere else.. "hrmmm odd"

Then We went to have a coffee and cool down a bit.. and we did the whole "show each other your license" thing... dunno why whatever

his name was Mohammed. Steve was his middle name

he also went batshit insane after I saw his license

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a blond haired Mohammed? that's a new one. suppose he couldn't grow a beard either?? :laugh::laugh:

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J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I went out with a nice boy named Steve once. He was blond hair blued eyes short well built pretty nice. We got hot and heavy in his car and he wouldn't touch my boobies...or anywhere else.. "hrmmm odd"

Then We went to have a coffee and cool down a bit.. and we did the whole "show each other your license" thing... dunno why whatever

his name was Mohammed. Steve was his middle name

he also went batshit insane after I saw his license

the end

a blond haired Mohammed? that's a new one. suppose he couldn't grow a beard either?? :laugh::laugh:

no he couldnt ;)

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a 'lapsed' or 'non-religious' one, perhaps. but not a religious muslim. or a religious person of any faith, for that matter (if you understand what i mean by the difference between being 'religious' and having 'faith').

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Aye this true, no matter if it's a muslim getting down on their knees so mant times a day without blowing me, or a Catholic clicking their worry beads....I'm still just gonna sit and laugh at them..."oi...what value of the gravitational constant does God consider Holy, since he keeps all truth"...."which chapter in thw Qurran has the formula for a smallpox vaccine" (no point asking a Christian of any species that one....they do not believe in evolution therefor they consider virology and immunology evil presumably)

OH the fun I could have....fuck it I changed me mind... I WOULD date one, just to see if I could educate them or drive them to suicide, I'm easy either way.

I'm off to Sweden to get my nobel prize for outstanding service to the milk of human kindness.

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AgentWood wrote: but not a religious muslim.quote]

that's coz there all cranks!!! :lol:

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yes, that's generally the word used for those who not only belive in fairies but allow it to affect their day to day existence.

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AgentWood wrote: a 'lapsed' or 'non-religious' one, perhaps. but not a religious muslim. or a religious person of any faith, for that matter (if you understand what i mean by the difference between being 'religious' and having 'faith').

until shown otherwise.
certainly can't hold one individual responsible for the masses. but me ears were blown out by the collective silence.

overzealous and blindly devoted to anything- here religion- is plain ignorant and hugely disrespectful of everybody else's beliefs.

about to smash your car.. pray. an ultimate belief and faith in something.
religions seem to be getting used strictly as scare tactics where science,fun and ethics sit. :beer2: that work?

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JW wrote:

AgentWood wrote: a 'lapsed' or 'non-religious' one, perhaps. but not a religious muslim. or a religious person of any faith, for that matter (if you understand what i mean by the difference between being 'religious' and having 'faith').

until shown otherwise.
certainly can't hold one individual responsible for the masses. but me ears were blown out by the collective silence.

overzealous and blindly devoted to anything- here religion- is plain ignorant and hugely disrespectful of everybody else's beliefs.

about to smash your car.. pray. an ultimate belief and faith in something.
religions seem to be getting used strictly as scare tactics where science,fun and ethics sit. :beer2: that work?

True, I could date somebody with faith, but a religious zealot, of any brand is quite frankly a pain int the behind. It wouldn't make for interesting conversation as either, as they are wont to talk about their religion all the time. also there may come a time when a choice between me or their god will be made. frankly i don't see it happening, as i'm not attracted to people like that anyway.

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Boatraceface wrote: Assuming they'd date you,that is?

ahhh- back- up. nothing is black and white. what is driving someone to act with such conviction?

please mods. this thread over to err- maybe fundamental anything? getting into an accident. pray. pray hard. but don't tell me or anybody else how to. or even at all. and don't kill peoples' friends and families.

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