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:evil4: :scratch:

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:laugh: Nice one Johnny,I will be interested to hear if not, why not?I have no qualms about being slagged off and tortured...Some stats.. 6ft, blue eyes and a really stupid cum face upon orgasm,being my best feature:thumb:

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If that don't endear me nothing will

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Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv? :thumb:

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NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv? :thumb:

Its a feeling that me nostrils are flearyer than bell bottoms,It looks stupid,but you got to empty the bins when they are chocca!!And my Townhalls are chocca block:\ohwell:

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NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv? :thumb:

But would you date Boatraceface Maya?Well would you?If there were'nt 2 thosand miles between us?I'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle to reach you in Serbia:(

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Errr. NO he's a bloke

(and he slow-strangles kids) :D

BRF...there's a fucking waiting list for Maya's harem mate :D

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Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv? :thumb:

But would you date Boatraceface Maya?Well would you?If there were'nt 2 thosand miles between us?I'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle to reach you in Serbia:(

Touching from a distance more like :p

Webcam anyone? :laugh:

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worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing :spit:

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Steve Campbell wrote: Errr. NO he's a bloke

(and he slow-strangles kids) :D

BRF...there's a fucking waiting list for Maya's harem mate :D

I know but you gotta be in it to win it..I'll be a Haram globe trotter and visit weekends.. I was letting me Montinhairgrow anyway so its a natural progression..

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NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing :spit:

Can we eat and chat first?:laugh:

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What have you done with lacy ,anyway, Boatrace?

(i mean where is she? not what bedroom olympics you got up to with her before pulling your stupid cum face:laugh: )

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Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing :spit:

Can we eat and chat first?:laugh:

I suck in the kitchen, mate :lol:

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She saw the face in question,and since the siezure she now qualifies for the Para olympics....But really,I don't know where she got to.If you see her tell her I'm :food: would you Johnny:thumb:

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NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing :spit:

Can we eat and chat first?:laugh:

I suck in the kitchen, mate :lol:

I'll put a towel down then, cos the floor's a bit chilly on your knees:ignore: :D

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Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing :spit:

Can we eat and chat first?:laugh:

I suck in the kitchen, mate :lol:

I'll put a towel down then, cos the floor's a bit chilly on your knees:ignore: :D

And whoever said that romance was dead ........... :laugh:

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Being a vulnrable old romantic brings me my fair share of hurt,Maya.How can I stop being so naive in love?

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Boatraceface wrote: Being a vulnrable old romantic brings me my fair share of hurt,Maya.How can I stop being so naive in love?

um, try ASK ROCKET thread?? :confused: :wink:

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Pass the buck:laugh: Ok Rocket Mick..Can the wisdom of a fool set you free?or was Barney right all along?

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Boatraceface wrote: Can the wisdom of a fool set you free?or was Barney right all along?

Not sure BRF but one thing I know is ..

Everytime I see you falling I get down on my knees and ...................... PRAY :laugh:

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:rofl: your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

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isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

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Boatraceface wrote: :rofl: your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

your hair was short (??) :confused:, your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

:crazy:

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NObabe wrote:

your hair was short (??) :confused:, your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

:crazy:

Pluck your eyelashes?

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:whip:

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NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: :rofl: your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

your hair was short (??) :confused:, your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

:crazy:

LOL

Auntie May, the E-tease :D

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:abovelol:

I'm on my knees I am a fool

:yawn:

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

:cry:

Ronald, you party pooper!! :laugh:

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NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

:cry:

Ronald, you party pooper!! :laugh:

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

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Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar:laugh:

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