Could you date Boatraceface?

Nice one Johnny,I will be interested to hear if not, why not?I have no qualms about being slagged off and tortured...Some stats.. 6ft, blue eyes and a really stupid cum face upon orgasm,being my best feature

If that don't endear me nothing will

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv?

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv?

Its a feeling that me nostrils are flearyer than bell bottoms,It looks stupid,but you got to empty the bins when they are chocca!!And my Townhalls are chocca block:\ohwell:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv?

But would you date Boatraceface Maya?Well would you?If there were'nt 2 thosand miles between us?I'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle to reach you in Serbia:(

Errr. NO he's a bloke

(and he slow-strangles kids) :D

BRF...there's a fucking waiting list for Maya's harem mate :D

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: a really stupid cum face upon orgasm

How would you know that you fookin perv?

But would you date Boatraceface Maya?Well would you?If there were'nt 2 thosand miles between us?I'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle to reach you in Serbia:(

Touching from a distance more like :p

Webcam anyone?

worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing

Steve Campbell wrote: Errr. NO he's a bloke

(and he slow-strangles kids) :D

BRF...there's a fucking waiting list for Maya's harem mate :D

I know but you gotta be in it to win it..I'll be a Haram globe trotter and visit weekends.. I was letting me Montinhairgrow anyway so its a natural progression..

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing

Can we eat and chat first?

What have you done with lacy ,anyway, Boatrace?

(i mean where is she? not what bedroom olympics you got up to with her before pulling your stupid cum face )

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing

Can we eat and chat first?

I suck in the kitchen, mate

She saw the face in question,and since the siezure she now qualifies for the Para olympics....But really,I don't know where she got to.If you see her tell her I'm would you Johnny

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing

Can we eat and chat first?

I suck in the kitchen, mate

I'll put a towel down then, cos the floor's a bit chilly on your knees :D

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote: worth seeing that stupid cum face if nothing

Can we eat and chat first?

I suck in the kitchen, mate

I'll put a towel down then, cos the floor's a bit chilly on your knees :D

And whoever said that romance was dead ...........

Being a vulnrable old romantic brings me my fair share of hurt,Maya.How can I stop being so naive in love?

Boatraceface wrote: Being a vulnrable old romantic brings me my fair share of hurt,Maya.How can I stop being so naive in love?

um, try ASK ROCKET thread??

Pass the buck Ok Rocket Mick..Can the wisdom of a fool set you free?or was Barney right all along?

Boatraceface wrote: Can the wisdom of a fool set you free?or was Barney right all along?

Not sure BRF but one thing I know is ..

Everytime I see you falling I get down on my knees and ...................... PRAY

your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Boatraceface wrote: your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

your hair was short (??) , your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

NObabe wrote:

your hair was short (??) , your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

Pluck your eyelashes?

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: your warming to the idea then perhaps?"In the end you will submitt,although,its got to hurt.. a little bit"

:p

your hair was short (??) , your eyes was blue GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU!

LOL

Auntie May, the E-tease :D

I'm on my knees I am a fool

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

Maybe shes trying to speak for you??

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

Oh, Johnny do you miss me? I just want to feel for you

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

! I feel like I'm flirting with your Mam or something now.... Johnny...Can you save my life at any price,for god's sake won't you listen you me!!?

Boatraceface wrote:

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

! I feel like I'm flirting with your Mam or something now....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

! I feel like I'm flirting with your Mam or something now....

Is that a NoDate, Nobabe?Oawww ... Does'nt look like there is a rush to pencil me in to the Date diaries round here..I'm probably a beaut date, honestI like Trains,and Train related parafinalia and talking in a platform announcers voice,whilst having a stupid cum look all over my boatrace! I even have my own whistle...What are you waiting for?Form an orderly line Ladies and....Tickets please!!All aboard,and float some boat

Eh How to alienate prespective dates, and be a scruffy daft cunt by B.R.Face

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Johnny wrote: Maya, there's something slightly disturbing and not quite right about you posting all these flirty innuendos whilst you have a picture of me as a kid for your avatar

! I feel like I'm flirting with your Mam or something now....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

You know how Mam's keep little photo's of their kids...Its a loose connection surplanted in my mind...its passed.Is your mam a bit of a looker like Johhny?did the lads at school fancy yer ma Johhny?That hurts don't it?However, if thats the case It has'nt passed Thanks for advertising me on this "Would you Date Boatraceface?"not one has said yes,so thanks a bunch:\ohwell: Where is Lacey? She reckons I'm dateable anyhow.Bastards

Boatrace , have you just got back from the pub?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

Marriage wrecker :p

Johnny wrote: Boatrace , have you just got back from the pub?

Sober as a judge! Just got back from quality time with Mrs BRF. Johnny,It was a dafty about your mam, soz

I did actually think where Maya said "WHHHAAAAAT" that it was you responding,so I replied as if it were you Johnny..In my defence,there is a bloody picture of you in Maya's avatar,as we already established.Confusion?I'm not that sober me and Mrs Boat had a bottle of claret each..Might have some more.. no work tommorrow

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

Marriage wrecker :p

just think what could have been.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

Marriage wrecker :p

just think what could have been.

not offspring!

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: isn't he happily married or something. i'm not into breaking up relationships.

Ronald, you party pooper!!

ok then if he'll have me, i'll think about it. :D

Marriage wrecker :p

just think what could have been.

not offspring!

ah well. at least i got one frindly valentine's greating today.

I've got a set of Siamese twins if you ever want to double date tho Ronald.As long as you not into splitting the difference tho,ok..