Could you date a dolphin?

Only by mistake,never on porpoise.....

haven't you gone to bed yet?

Realistically, no. However, there was a news story about a woman who got married (legally) to a dolphin after 15 years of "courtship." I know where you got the inspiration BRF. The whole thing is stupid. I think it's time we get a constitutional amendment on marriage in the U.S. if stuff like this keeps on making headlines.

definitely. would have few Regrets but probably not on porpoise.

all the fuss? especially if it was on a prized shakin' tourist phishing trip.

top class. right. 'night.

The only one I know by name is Dan Marino, and he's way too odd-looking for me. Plus...he's a dude

Not that there's anything wrong with that

anything with a blowhole can't be bad

shot bru wrote: anything with a blowhole can't be bad

shot bru wrote: anything with a blowhole can't be bad

they call her stripper, stripper.....

I don't think so. Whenever my local GOP peeps meet we usually grill dolphin for dinner. I just can't eat my date after she's been grilled.

twist wrote: I don't think so. Whenever my local GOP peeps meet we usually drill dolphin after dinner. I just can't eat my date after she's been drilled.

Erm, perhaps it's best not to bring her?

She might get upset if I came home with another dolphin on my breath.

twist wrote: She might get upset if I came home with another dolphin on my breath.

she'll think its no accident your cheating on her...She'll know your doing it on porpoise

Dolphin<--"She have a better blowhole??? It's my blowhole, isn't it???? Well??"

she's afraid of blowholes!