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I dont think I piss like a horse 
When I'm bursting I can give it gusto, cant we all?
But within complete control.
But why is it that urinals at work just splash back?
Surely it cant just be me? However I try to piss it just splashes back on my trolleys. Tried all the angles and that.
Black Suit. oh yes. A must.
You can try the 'stand back routine' but its gets embarrasing in front of others when you do the mad dash when the pressure drops at the end.
Shit design.
Well , it's all about getting the right angle.Get it right and you won't get splashback.
edit: oh you've already tried the angles.Dunno then mate
Johnny wrote: Well , it's all about getting the right angle.Get it right and you won't get splashback.
I need precise angle and bladder pressure Johnny before I buy a summer suit.
what is this current obsecssion with the function of the wahatsitsname.
ba the secret is to aim low.
Try pissing to a fifteen degree angle to the left or right (whichever you prefer). You avoid splashback, but could risk a punch in the face from the chap pissing in the urinal next to you.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
ba the secret is to aim low.
you know what R..
not sure I tried that one!
As fuckin always....I aim too high 
will try and report back....or splash back...again
monty wrote: Yeah I know what you mean. always get splash back off a pair ..
prefer flatter- chested ladies? Comrade S: don't aim for the water. ice-cubes are splash proof. there you go, solved?.
aim lower but don't necessarily report back.:egg:
JW wrote:
monty wrote: Yeah I know what you mean. always get splash back off a pair ..
prefer flatter- chested ladies? Comrade S: don't aim for the water. ice-cubes are splash proof. there you go, solved?.
aim lower but don't necessarily report back.:egg:
how did this thread go from urinating to kinky sex? should i ask.
monty wrote: Yeah I know what you mean.I always get splash back off a pair of tits..
well, I couldnt help but notice Monty...but you do have a fine pair
Edd Boland wrote: Im sure this happens in the pub too, but you just dont notice or remember.
yeh but I wear Jeans in pubs....splash piss proof
Mind, they should be, for fuckin £130
Barney Army wrote:
Edd Boland wrote: Im sure this happens in the pub too, but you just dont notice or remember.
yeh but I wear Jeans in pubs....splash piss proof
Mind, they should be, for fuckin £130
what brand is that? helmut lang or something like that? that's a bit steep, especially if you were to convert that to American dollars!
I can usually get the sheep to hold still for the first few seconds...but once they catch wind of the smell it's 
What, I can't talk about ? What, why can't I ?
Ah, it...I think I'll just go myself and some lovely young with a that would make blush with
Wait, I did now?
You all are a bunch of -ed prudes 
Emma Peel wrote: what brand is that? helmut lang or something like that? that's a bit steep, especially if you were to convert that to American dollars!
Diesel.
fuckin rip off. but cool 
Ronald Kirsch wrote: thought it was diesel. so are you still pissing all over the place or what?
working from home today, and the local pubs dont have the devils urinals.
I'll have to wait til Monday before I give the 'aim low' theory a shot.
Hey, this aint a wind up is it? If I aim low I aint gonna get 100% 'feedback' am I?
Barney Army wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: thought it was diesel. so are you still pissing all over the place or what?
working from home today, and the local pubs dont have the devils urinals.
I'll have to wait til Monday before I give the 'aim low' theory a shot.
Hey, this aint a wind up is it? If I aim low I aint gonna get 100% 'feedback' am I?
aim low and you'll never be disappointed.
i'd piss in the sink at work but the lazy dirty bastards keep leaving unwashed cups in there 
