Funny words to say out loud for no particular reason...:shrug:

Nipple

Cockney

Frankfurter

"Cheney, no!"

Pissflaps

Snorkel

Courgette

Muppet

Nosebeast i've mentioned this before, it's an excellent word for making people say, and consequently making them mental.

Try it, say nosebeast to someone today, and see if you can get them to say it.

It's best used as meaning "mighty" or "fucking awesome" or "extral strong mint" (that's for JH and te boy twatto). it can (as discussed before) be used as a way to freak out religious indoctrination squads on the streets, by explaining that you follow nosebeast. I believe that Melly has said nosebeast a few times and enjoyed it.

Other words I like are agglepleb wrinklepost stegglehedge sticklebint crapplehag

Oh...and try and convince people that there is such a thing as an Eelpump :D

PS and example of usage......" man did you see that match...fuckin $PLAYER was nosebeast, he fuckin owned the game"

Crap on a crap stick

Oral

Goo-goo-pajoo

balderdash.

oh no, i'll be saying nosebeast all night again.

asshat pustule the mighty modulator quinine

I generally find it more fun just to make weird noises, though.

pizza beer

i say those for no apparent reason.

I try to use the word "obfuscate" as often as possible.

Kent Brockman's used two good ones on a Simpsons episode "Argle-bargle......or foofahrah?"

frog-gigging slave swizzle

'word.' huh? - not mine but an actor-type guy said this to me and got a good laugh.

'well, you have to say something as a greeting, don't you?'

it is just the tapping out a beat, a million miles away and saying ptah! that I have to put a check on.

no ma'am. yes, officer I'm fine.

bumnut

reminds me of Tom Baker.......

Colleague: "good morning" Tom: "is it? yes..... YES I suppose it IS"

chafed hooch sherbet

DINK

labia

Numpty!

ARSEBISCUIT!

Ubiquitous

gape

Shithammer, Wankhammock or Chinstrap when mocking someone.

I say "SMEG" a lot, just love that word.

My favorite word at the moment is GAY. Everything IS Gay!!

Bogies!

wang.

Fuckery.

And "Is it?" as a non-sequitur reply to any question.

"Fancy a pint?" "Is it?"

"Sorry - have you got the time? "Is it?"

"You taking the piss? "Is it?"

Very annoying.

Oblong

Funnel

Masticate

uncle joes mint balls

mike powell wrote: uncle joes mint balls

give em to yer granny and watch the bugger go?

Ronald Kirsch wrote: gape

You will get yourself arrested

Eggle- Mrs BRF Yedivek- Daughter 1 DeNoffiss-Daughter 2 Mash-Son

My family's nicknames,we say them everyday...Mostly derived from when the kids were very small and trying to say their own names,except for Yedivek,which was born of a bowl of Readybreak.Fucking stupid!:)I know but they came about for no particular reason an have stuck..

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: gape

You will get yourself arrested

My family's nicknames,born of a bowl of Readybreak.Fcking

no. certainly lightyears away from stupid. first words, first steps are what keep people going. through most anything. and will hopefully keep everyone trying new things for a million miles more.

edit- the arrested is good. Viggo Mortensen in a History of violence. ' Holy Cow. What did you do with my wife ?'

arsebiscuit is hopefully a keeper.

dooch badang