How do you take your BACON SANDWICH?

My own creation;

Two slices of Hovis, best of both bread 4 Rashers of Tesco Smoked Bacon Lashings of Maggi Chilli Sauce

All washed down with copious amounts of PG Tips Tea

Why do feel the need to wash it down all the time? Do you want to get rid of the taste in your mouth?

I want a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea so much.

The following is a list of things which I have not got:

Milk Bread Bacon Sauce

I sent a message to one of my friends, asking for these items to be brought to my house and prepared while I lie in bed but all I got was some pissy reply saying, basically, "no".

Unlucky man

I like munching on vertical bacon sandwich, every now and then.