suggestions for Jack's band's name

Union of the Millitant Godless

Tate Tidy

Plus One

Fecal Madness

Death and the Maiden

Woe

Woof

Waddlepump

Mirth

Pants

Root Beard

Glean

Leitmotif

Slambake

Shipfitter

Chips Ahoy

Chowder

Bone Tuck

Tent Jobbers

Pimpy Boy

Meatsleeves

Novus Promo

Whitey

Mert

Skeet Healer

Chuck

Chack

Chaff

Choon

Choona

Chackle

Champ

Slamp

Slobe

Slunch

Slipwich

Motelegram

Gravity Cap

Yawnstorm

Irregorgeous

A Whiter Shade of Pam

Hoseworthy

Hog Baton

Toot 'n' Scoot

Chutes 'n' Ladders

Pus

Puss

Scads

Egads

Effort

Lunchbrat

Yakslap

Goatstop

Waistscape

Madge

Madge with a Badge

Hork

Slork

Turnflake

Barth

Bort

Bork

Hiney Beau

Pone

Iffy

Pidge

Iffypidge

Cheez Whizzer

Wheeze Cheeser

Cuz

Whelm

Babe Waiver

Fog Snifter

Wasterbake

Louisinart

Knockin' Boots

Bumpin' Bunnies

Swarthinaires

Piranharama

Giddyap Galahad

Hairsprain

Zodiac Baloney Poke

Bulimia Hissy Fit

JAP-Slap Happening

Po' Boy Root Canal

Bundt Clubber

Dig Dug Redux

Rejoinder

Rejunior

Regenius

Swing-a-Way Holiday

Whirligore

Fungible

Quantum Mechanical Panic Attack

Cattle Sabbatical

Bored of Ed

Heather Netherworld

Toilet Duck

Easter Egg Sewer Druids

Koalapotatamus

Cranial Hiatus

Baby Scrape

The Rachel Block

The Manful Struggles

Ellen Degenocide

Jack Rubyiat

Munch

Boswell

There are 2 we already like:

Sub-culture (even though it is a NO song)

Depth Charge (Jack's suggestion, i like it)

And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

Twatto wrote: And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

You fucker. I spent ages nicking them from other sites.

Shampanyov Cocktail

Christopher Owens wrote:

Twatto wrote: And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

You fucker. I spent ages nicking them from other sites.

Oh, in that case...

Well maybe come up with one yourself, and ill like it..? Shampaynov cocktail is...erm....original at least...:)

Allright:

Rubber Johnny and the Foreskins

Twatto wrote: Shampaynov cocktail is...erm....original at least...:)

OK, here's another: Daisy Cutter...A bomb that is designed to detonate at "0.3 to 2 m above ground, minimizing the cratering effect and maximizing the blast effect...The atmospheric overpressure and seismic event are terrifying to all on the ground." Been known to blow heads off.

twat. before you dismiss it. it is shot and simple, stands out from the crowd, and conveys a certain attitude.

It took my band ages to come up with a name

Last Night ["Hi, I'm Marc from Last Night"] Crackwhores ["Hi, we're crackwhores"] Naked Female Strippers Dancing Midgets With Chainsaws [the two obviously lead to disappointment when the band appears]

or how about Jack Hook and the Hookers.

Meth Lab Explodes

go with Mint.

Ace Riders.

The Cum Dumpsters

If it's Jack's band (as distinguished from a band Jack is in):

Union Jacks

Jackhammer

Fallis Cymbol

The Minters

A Means To An End

Power, Corruption, & Lies

Last Call for the White Man

Sound Cuntrol

Hmmm, pretty good. Keep em comin! Lol

Skeet skeet skeet

Rocket Micks

(you'll need to speak to his solicitor)

GT

jack and the whoops

stalingrad

Think a certain Mr Kane might take umbrage if the boy Hook goes with Depth Charge:

Jonathan Saul Kane

There's a +One out there as well...

never mind then, eh?

We'll find a good, untaken name eventually.

the man-pons...

The Golden Retrievers

It's easy.... just call your band "Nosebeast" and everyone will automatically pay homage to you :D

that sucked

Jack Of Spades

I think 'Daisy Cutter' is the best so far. Jack?

Daisy Cutters is cool.

Ace Rider(s)

Ace Ryder(s)

Sharp(e) Edge

Hard Joy

StackerJack Jackel Hook Twattpack

Spindrift

Twatto wrote: I think 'Daisy Cutter' is the best so far. Jack?

Daisy Cutters is a cool name

Hey, how come your glasses move and mine don't?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Twatto wrote: I think 'Daisy Cutter' is the best so far. Jack?

Daisy Cutters is a cool name

Hey, how come your glasses move and mine don't?

If only someone else hadn't thought of it first...

Maybe you need to make them an offer they can't refuse.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: twat. before you dismiss it. it is shot and simple, stands out from the crowd, and conveys a certain attitude.

Might get confused with the other artist known as SELFISH CUNT.Whoops moderation

The Cunning Linguists

Twat Jihad

Sorrow Multiplication (er...the opposite of Joy Division, be a good Gothy name)

Jacking On (terrible i know, but one of my favorite lines from Futurama, about what Bender does on the bathroom)

The Beatles :D

Jack Off

or

The Gunners

ewwww the gunners

How about:

(The) Limitators Pint Shot Riot Tokyo Sexwhale

?

The first I just like, the second is a mobile phone-related automatic texting thing and the third is a basterdized version of everyone's favorite african business mogul and freedom fighter Tokyo Sexwale.

THE NIPPLE ERECTORS NO,THATS BEEN DONE ALREADY :)

Jack_H wrote: ewwww the gunners

Names as follows:

Mid Table?

Mathematics?

Bonzy's going to bop me one?

Only kidding nipper!

haha

You might not be "mid-table" in theory at the moment but yeah I reckon you will end up about 9th or 10th come the end of the season.

Lol only kidding, good luck tonight I guess, anyone but chelsea please, and I reckon it will be a good little fight between you, spurs and the others for 4th place.

But I still hate arsenal!

Exit.

Your name will be everywhere. Free advertising.

Jack_H wrote: haha

You might not be "mid-table" in theory at the moment but yeah I reckon you will end up about 9th or 10th come the end of the season.

Lol only kidding, good luck tonight I guess, anyone but chelsea please, and I reckon it will be a good little fight between you, spurs and the others for 4th place.

But I still hate arsenal!

Why you little................................scoundrel!!!

I'll let you off, because i'm high, as us MID TABLE team, beat Madrid tonight, but............................. I like your "Mint" attitude Cool as fuck, but your cards are marked buster!!!!

Still managed to think of some names,

Cracker Jack????

Jack in the circle????

Thorn in my side?????

I'll think of some more tomorrow.

Underscore. or Jack the Twat McHooky. or Hit the Twat Jack.

No, I prefer Underscore.....OK, I'm gone..........

so, seeing as all we seem to talk and post about now is moderation, moderators, moderating and more moderators, i'm starting to believe the band name has to have a moderation theme.

mike is looking like a good moderator.

Who knows, one day i may get to moderate these here parts myself

I would challenge Mike to a fight to the death, putting his moderatorship on the line, but i can't be bothered.

Jack_H wrote: so, seeing as all we seem to talk and post about now is moderation, moderators, moderating and more moderators, i'm starting to believe the band name has to have a moderation theme.

mike is looking like a good moderator.

Who knows, one day i may get to moderate these here parts myself

I would challenge Mike to a fight to the death, putting his moderatorship on the line, but i can't be bothered.

You been drinking tonight???? Hmmmmm.........celebrating Arsenal's victory, no doubt!

I'll tell you off is so

Name:

Moderation!

Stop offering silly puns on his name....just cos WE know who his auld boy is, the world don't.

I would council avoiding a name that stinks of metal. things like rancid pustule, are gonna get you pigeonholed before you play note one.

The bog mints? or The Mankers? or New Order fans are twats? or The society for the advocacy of London being turned into a lake.?

Steve Campbell wrote: Stop offering silly puns on his name....just cos WE know who his auld boy is, the world don't.

I would council avoiding a name that stinks of metal. things like rancid pustule, are gonna get you pigeonholed before you play note one.

Let's offer up some real names, and like Cambo said, names that won't pigeon-hole the band before they play note one.

MILFspawn

Steve Campbell wrote: Stop offering-avoiding a name that stinks of metal The society for the advocacy of London being turned into a lake.?

The society for the advocacy of London being turned into a Lake. that's perfect. on the metal-think along the lines of a precious metal. here keep coming back to the simple fact that you guys are Mint. and will be Ace. Black Opal may be one of the most beautiful stones out there. they're fluorescent under UV- perfect for shows.for all your black T-shirts. give something for everyone to dream about. stand out from all other bands, being better than any band before you.

triplet (boulder)opals have a dark backing and a cap of quartz or Rock Crystal which takes the polish and gives the stone strength so. Black Quartz. White Gold. 14 K. Crystal Rock. everybody will take notice plus you'll have some solid something for association.edit: Ice Cutters (from Stalingrad or Manchester)who won't pull or push up daisies.

The Christophers!!!

Stuffed Cabbage

Zed Machine

The Fairlights

The D Flats

Steve Campbells

The Racketeers

The Hamms

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I've decided if I ever start a band, i'm going to insist on the name "Gay Sperm"

The Kiddies

(Just thought it quite relevant considering the age of the majority of us Noolers compared with "young" Jack and Twatto

Ahhh Twatto

That name's gonna stick forever, I hope he's realised that.

Gone are the days of "Andy".

Jack_H wrote: Ahhh Twatto

That name's gonna stick forever, I hope he's realised that.

Gone are the days of "Andy".

What brouht that up?? Yeah, i know. 'Twatto' it is i guess. You still call me 'Andy' now though, so you've hardly stopped, have you?

Well yeah but I mean like as far as the band is concerned you're gonna be Twatto forever.

You and Firearm.

The son of God.

Jack_H wrote: You and Firearm.

firearm - thats fuckin hillarious - i almost remember when we were young & stupid enough to set fire to ourselves

as for band name; Mint Minty-Mint Something about the mint

Jack_H wrote: Well yeah but I mean like as far as the band is concerned you're gonna be Twatto forever.

You and Firearm.

Ah, oui. Whatever you say Dynamo

Twatto Firearm Dynamo

Still need someone else man, Andy said he'd be happy to jam with us He's a cool guy

Has anyone suggested Barabbus yet?

Don't think so.

D'OH!

Jack_H wrote:

When do you hit the road then, Buster????

Hope you're touring all the major pubs in the UK. I'll look out for you at the Old Red Lion

Twatto wrote:

Jack_H wrote: Well yeah but I mean like as far as the band is concerned you're gonna be Twatto forever.

You and Firearm.

Ah, oui. Whatever you say Dynamo

Twatto Firearm Dynamo

Still need someone else man, Andy said he'd be happy to jam with us He's a cool guy

Out with it twatto, why Dynamo?

Our singer and Flautist cara used to go by the name of Turbo, cos she was the scattiest fucking creature you can possibly imagine....she drove 30 miles to rehearsal one night in a LETHAL gale, on a scooter...and forgot her flute. if you think that's funny....she did the same 5 years later, only instead of Downpatrick to newtownards to play with "head Dr and the majik Konvention" it was London to fucking Tokyo to play with Jamiroquia or whatever the fuck u call them.

Well, Andy is Twatto because of my dad calling him that for no apparent reason.

Dylan is Firearm cos hes crrrrazy and he set his arm on fire and got bad burns. cool guitarist.

And this guy in my school thought my surname wasn't cool enough so he put his finger on a word in the paper to get me a new surname, and the word he landed on was dynamo. So that's it really.

Jack_H wrote: Well, Andy is Twatto because of my dad calling him that for no apparent reason.

Dylan is Firearm cos hes crrrrazy and he set his arm on fire and got bad burns. cool guitarist.

And this guy in my school thought my surname wasn't cool enough so he put his finger on a word in the paper to get me a new surname, and the word he landed on was dynamo. So that's it really.

Jack Dynamo...LOL sounds like a futuristic Private Eye.

PS...Firearm is fucking priceeless ;)

Reminds me of me mate Amir, the poor sod did 3 years at collage with peope yelling "oi fleshwound"

(as in...tis but amir fleshwound)

amir fleshwound

thats cheap man, firearm is quality.

one of my creations, therefore i am quality.

Wrectum (would make a great gay heavy metal name)

Stiff Kitten Rebirth

0_o (pronouced like a "huh" mumble)

... (pronouced like "hmmm")

Don't Know

Jack_H wrote: amir fleshwound

thats cheap man, firearm is quality.

one of my creations, therefore i am quality.